>girl acknowledged my existence today

File: Nam.png (50KB, 597x275px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 597x275px

>>26233420
>I wish Natalie would acknowledge me.
I really like her but I don't want to creep her out so I'll stay quiet. Maybe I should say good morning though...

It doesn't count if it was forced like she was assigned to be your partner in a school project or you were standing in front of a door and she asked you to move

File: 1453995283761.png (159KB, 289x289px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 289x289px

>>26234257
Women respect creeps more than pussies, they also get laid more often. Open up with a crude sexual joke lad.

>>26233420
story time?

>>26234628
>women respect creeps
>respect creeps
why are you trying to screw that poor fucker?

>>26233420
Don't waste your time with girls. Enjoy the attention if you want, but give them nothing in return

File: 1454195193754.jpg (351KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 1200x900px

>>26234774

>why are you trying to screw that poor fucker?

Don't lie, you have seen it, or maybe even experienced it yourself. If he is respectful and keeps his distance he can look forward to her banging some other guy who has the balls to make a move.

He will probably fail but he will be able to live with himself and stop wasting his time obsessing about a girl who will never fuck him. If she does like him his creep routine won't seem creepy to her and he will immediatly know.

File: All_Aboard.gif (1MB, 680x849px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 680x849px

>>26234628
>>26234990

vs

>>26234774


Ugh, I really am digging this girl. The bad thing is she is a co-worker, different department though. I want to Netflix and chill her so bad.

>>26234990
nigga u is a poet

>>26235210
>netflix and chill

Are you a fucking normie? you fucking cuck faggot

>>26236048
I'm sorry I want to shagg some poon not watch anime.

File: 1454448120348.png (135KB, 483x442px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 483x442px

>>26236227
Confirmed for normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26236227
But in all seriousness. I'll give you some advice if you want, you fucking neckbeard. Just talk to her.Shit it's not hard.

>>26236305
y would anyone from reddit even enjoy coming here go back asshole

>>26234302
Does it count if she sits next to you and then you both work on the project?

>>26234628
>respect

>>26234990
I'm over 30, bald, steadily gaining weight, and have daterape face. I'm basically always going to be "that creepy weirdo that makes lame jokes". I'm stuck working with people in their early 20s and I have absolutely nothing in common with them. The other ones in their 30s are too high on the ladder to associate with me (not that they would, I'm still creepy and sad). Every time I open my mouth for social interaction I'm shut down and filled with regret. I'm sure there are others that would take your advice and find the same general reaction.

He should just avoid talking to her altogether. There's no point for us to communicate when it leaves us frustrated, humiliated, exhausted, and with nothing to show for it. I've thought about pretending to be mute since I was young so nobody would bother me anymore. I like being able to go outside and walk around/be around other people, but I hate people trying to interact with me.

>>26236560
Sorry Dr. Grammar.

File: Behind_Blue_Eyes.png (21KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 750x750px

>>26236305
Thanks man, thanks.

File: 1454323114094.jpg (22KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 500x376px

>>26237131
Well you have clearly given up on relationships,but he has not. Don't drag him down.


Getting fat is a choice btw and make better jokes

>>26237131
>respect

well the only difference between the two is that the former has balls.