>Look, someone apparently decided to come out of his cave today!
>We ate all the chicken, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left!
Out of my way, I need to find that Beryllium core before the Institute does
*flips on helmet*
YOU HAVE EATEN ALL MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TENDIES?
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU ALL REEEEEEEEEEE
>just keep to myself
>eat lunch in the classroom
>girl does the same
>this goes on for a while
>decide to small talk
>looks at me like im a fcking retard
>takes out her phone
>writes "im deaf"
shes really pretty tho
OF YOU FAT FUCKING COWS
ATE MY TENDIES?!!!!!!!!!!!
shut it all you do is eat and shit yourself
your an embarrassment to the human race
>Go downstairs last Saturday to make some fried birthday cake (basically I just simmer a couple of birthday cake slices in a pan until they melt on the bottom thenplate it upside down and eat)
>Forgot that brother was in town with his girlfriend
>they are visiting
>as I come downstairs they both look at me, the kitchen and lounge are attached so they can see me while they watch TV
>I smile and say 'h-hey bro and his girl'
>walk over to the kitchen counter
>take the birthday cake
>can feel them looking at me, obviously wondering why I have birthday cake
>I turn to put it on the table and take a knife to slice it
>brother breaks the awkwardness
>'Hey isn't your birthday in the Summer? Why do you have that cake?'
>shout back at him
>'NO MAN YOU'RE FORGETTING HAHA....ITS LAST WEEK'
>stare at them both for a few seconds so he feels guilty he forgot
>he turns back
>mumbles something to his girlfriend
>I think they will leave me alone
>start the stove
>pour olive oil in the pan
>stand waiting for it to heat up
>brother and his girlfriend keep turning to look at me
>I get impatient and throw the cake in before the pan is heated
>his girlfriend asks what I am doing
>'j-j-just heating the giant candle for my cake'
>turn so she can't look at me
>get nervous after 1 minute
>take the cake from the pan, oil is dripping off and it hasnt melted
>walk upstairs with oil dripping onto the floor
>forgot to turn the stove off, had to walk back downstairs
>as I turned it off hear 'happy birthday' from behind followed by laughter
stop caring about the fucker man
stop talking to him and forget his birthday
make holes in his condoms?
Like I give a fuck
>>tfw no wheelie gf
i'd like to order one of these please
>"Look girls, it's anon"
>"He's so quiet"
>"Say something anon"
>"Yeah anon, say something funny"