Everybody say it with me PRESIDENT SANDERS

Even though he's not perfect, he's far better than Shillary. Shillary is a fucking moron, who threatens the peace and stability in our world because of her militant positions. Confronting powerful, backwards regimes which have bigger armies than the US and/or bigger nuclear arsenals than the US is as retarded as it gets. If she had any intelligence, she would take a smarter tactic and subvert them instead.

Yea, is there a chance though? And what would he mean for Military salaries? I think he hates veterans.

PRESIDENT SAN-

Wait, If everyone says it we are going to get muted by the robot.

Also, did anyone noticed that once the guy combed his hair his popularity skyrocketed?

>>26228900
I thought it was all about dat Hillary?

what was all that coin toss bullshit

does he stand a chance?

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President Rubio tbqh

>>26229029
does anyone actually actively support hillary over any other candidate? i sure as hell don't know anyone who does.
and yeah, sometimes when the results of a caucus are unclear or votes are unaccounted for, a coin toss decides who gets the delegate.
isn't that neat.

>>26229077
How's that two of the Rep. Party candidates have mexican surnames and no one seems to bitch about it? Has the GOP lost their values?

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President ugly.

>>26229161
Hillary's pretty popular outside of the Internet community, but she's pretty much hated by everyone on the Internet.

The right hates her and the left hates her.

>>26229165
>Rubio
>Mexican

He's Cuban expat, king of the anti-commies. To the republicans he's anti-commie Jesus coming to fight commie Satan Sanders on the eve of the end of all days.

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Everybody say it with me

PRIME MINISTER CORBYN

>>26229165
Hispanics are a massive demographic of the Conservative vote.

>>26229190
This isn't what socialism is, moron.
Democratic market socialism seeks to transfer the means of productions from those who own them, to those who work.
Who benefits? Anyone who is employed anywhere.

>>26228972
Hillary is a moderate, and you need a moderate to win the election. Trump alienated too many people, and Sanders is too far left. "Socialist" is still a nasty word in much of the US.

Clinton is also very popular with women, which is huge.

>>26229236
>literally taking things away form successful people
>those who don't work benefit from power being given to workers

okay dokey

>>26229280
Trump doesn't even have a stance. He is just an attention whore and said the most outrageous things just to have the cameras pointed at him. He doesn't have a real political posture, I'm not even sure if he knows what does that means.

He only wants to play this joke as long as he can.

>>26229215
>implying it won't be Chairman Corbyn

>>26229346
This. He's smart though.

Whenever big things happen, he comes around with a radical reaction which gets the idiots all excited.

>oh look at all these Mexicans crossing the borders. I'M GONNA BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT
>oh look at this tragedy in Paris. I'M GONNA KICK OUT ALL THE MUSLIMS

>>26229387
The funny thing about mexicans migrants is that they are actually getting back to Mexico.

http://www.pewhispanic.org/2015/11/19/more-mexicans-leaving-than-coming-to-the-u-s/

So, Trump wants to build a giant wall to... keep them inside?

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Target practice time.

Senile old cuck.

>>26229366
Why would it be that?

>>26229447
Rolling FOR HONORRRRRR

>>26229280
The fact that Trump is NECK AND NECK with Clinton is a joke and a sign of the times. Nothing matters anymore and everybody is ready to die.

>>26229447
check out my JFK-level termination techniques

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>>26229500
>leading an old jew that much
Watch this for der fuhrer.

>>26229484
gommunism

>>26229447
Lord, make me fast and accurate.
Let my aim be true and my hand faster
than those who wish to harm me and mine.
Let not my last thought be "If only I had my gun"
and Lord, if today is truly the day you are to call me home,
Let me die in a pile of brass.

>>26228900

WORLD WAR THREE

>>26229514
>>26229534
Are these kill shots? ? ?

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>>26228900
PRESlDENT SANDERS-AH

>>26228900
free health care?

>>26229502
>trump and clinton neck and neck
wtf drugs are you on, anon? You think because they're getting comparable media coverage that means they're on even political ground?
The republicans don't stand a chance in 2016 no matter who gets the nom and THATS looking less and less like trump by the day.
>>26229280
>you need a moderate to win the election.
lmao no you don't. The democrats could put a giraffe in the white house this year.

>>26229502
Yeah, because, USA has never had a terrible, corrupt and/or inept president ever and survived before, right?

>>26229514
You just murdered that innocent robot.

>>26229447

rolling in my skin

>>26228900
Imagine USA being like western europe without a gazillion muslims. Not bad, I think.

>>26229447
Stay on target...stay on target...

>>26229556
Whatever his title will be, he will make Britain a better place.

>>26229627
yeah, well... nobody's perfect

>>26229447
alri lads I'll show you how it's done

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>>26229765
>not voting for based Nigel

>>26229280
Young women are the most staunchly pro-Sanders and demographic

>>26229595
what are you basing this on? the success of president barack obama?

>>26229165
Cuban, not Mexican.

The US is now 17% Hispanic, and the GOP needs to either pander to Hispanic voters or never win another election.

>>26229165
Establishment Republicans love Mexicans, but Mexicans don't love them.

>>26229291
Most wealthy Americans were born into money. Trump included.

he keeps trying to push a $15 minimum wage when the problem is a lack of jobs

$15 minimum wage would make more people lose their damn jobs

>>26229447
chick chick

pew

>>26230045
the US has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the entire world desu

The way I see it, minimum wage increase causes unemployment to spike, but not past recession levels, and gradually falls back down, making it worth it.

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PRESIDENT DONALD JAY TRUMP

MAGA

>>26230068
>lets raise minimum wage
>because its not like people will sell stuff at higher prices when suddently every dumb street nigger has twice the money he had before
>HURR DURR
sanders supporters everyone

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>>26230102
>Ritsu
>Trump

KEK, Ritsu would be a full on Sanders supporter desu

Mugi and Yui supports Clinton
Mio supports Sanders
Azunyan mught like Trump

>>26230045
Unemployment isn't a serious problem unless you have no skills and zero professional rapport

Unemployment rate among college educated Americans is incredibly low, although in our current job market quite a lot of people are rolling down to their second or third career choice

why do NEETs support trump? if anything he's anti NEET

>>26230110
Prices arent going to double. They might increase by 20-30% thats being dramatic. Even so the increase would offset it for the lowest earners, more fortunate need to suck it up

>>26230045
Lower taxes on small businesses and no jobs are lost

Large businesses can't afford to downsize because it will kill their profits.

>>26229784
no one is innocent as well my friend

>>26228900
President cuck that speaks in buzzwords and can't even stand up to a couple 18 year old niggers

>>26230138
They're literal cucks who only care about kicking out Mexicans

>>26230138
neets support sanders

are you even fucking paying attention

>>26230216
i don't see why NEETs would support sanders either

>>26230238
i won't even bother talking to you then, moron

find someone else to spoonfeed you

and by spoonfeed, I mean take 5 minutes to learn about the fucking candidates

fuck you

Why arent robots supporting Jeb?

>beta just like us
>is a nice guy
>likes turtles
>gets pushed around by that chad Trump
>had to marry a goblin despite being wealthy

Vote Jeb!

>>26229447
>loads clip
>loads round into chamber
>aims
>fires

>>26230027
but i work extra hard to make sure my next of kin has an easier life. My father did the same.

>>26229291
It isn't taking anything away from anybody though if the employees or the common people already had that power over the employer.

Like if workers organize a strike, do you get upset about how unfair that is that "they're not giving the rich man what he deserves!"

Really socialism is just universal cooperation. It's an economic system with a brain.

>>26230348
what does it mean to NEETs then?

>>26230253
He gave out his guacamole recipe too early. He should have held that over America's head, promising it only when he was in office. Would have been a landslide victory desu.

>>26229447
Boom boom bam bam

>>26229165
Hispanics and Muslims are the future of the Conservative base tbqh. Both are more than happy to vote conservative on family values and abortion. It's too bad that current White conservatives hate them both.

>>26228900
president trump...
president trump!
PRESIDENT TRUMP!
PRESIDENT TRUMP!

>>26228900
president

SANDERS
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>tfw jeb is the r9k president
>tfw can relate to him the most

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Ladies and gentleman, your 2017 President of the United States of America.

>>26229447
Rollan

Also what the fuck is this muting shit

>>26230694
Well at least I got his toe

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>actually voting yourself out of NEETbux to piss off some Mexicans

>>26229898
electoral votes. Republicans are polling trash in the states that matter.

>>26230363
they could already get autismbux if they tried

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>>26230728
>more illegals come with their work visa
>pop out babies
>get on soc security
>take from the pool of bux
>wanting to dilute the bux
>wanting Indians loos to come and take tech jobs
>wanting illegals to come and take blue collar jobs
>waning minimum wage low because illegals dilute the workforce with manual labor, don't pay taxes because they get paid under the table, send the money back to Mexico, and get on ebt and welfare
>waning tech jobs to be taken by loos that work for less

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>>26228900
Fuck off, shill. Leftists are the worst people on the planet.

>>26230843
>caring what happens to some construction worker faggots and tech nerds
REEEE GIVE ME MY TENDIEESSSS

>>26230694
>what the fuck is this muting shit
Hello newfriend

>global warming is the biggest issue in the US

>not realizing china is a thing

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>>26230876
>I earned that money, goyim! It's your fault that I only pay you minimum wage!
plus this is a really bad analogy because in the real world, David starts out with a billion points and Jimmy starts out with -50

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>mfw I have a bachelors in economics and I vote for Bernie

>tfw none of them are dealing with the threat of automation

>>26231020
B-BUT MISES SAID THE FREE MARKET FIXES EVERYTHING!

>>26231048
Not really as big of a deal as people think, at least in the US. You might be able to automate the guy who puts in your McDonald's order, but not the people who cook and clean everything.

colonel bernie "cuck" sanders

>>26231020
A madman of the absolute variety.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/jeb-bush-please-clap-615049795765

>please clap

Literal Robot candidate.

>>26231048
I don't think automation is even an imminent threat because our AI and robotics technology moves at a snail's pace. Yeah, some truck drivers may be screwed. We're going to need robots to take care of senior citizens soon enough; Japan will probably need them in the next decade.

>>26228900
The only sanders I need in my life is the colonel

>>26230780
Just because you like to use the flyover meme doesn't mean that those states don't matter in elections.

>>26230962
If your skills aren't worth more money then you aren't entitled to get bigger pay.

>>26231048
Like when they automated all that car production? And everybody lost their job and nobody works in the auto industry anymore? Oh wait...

>>26231532
That's bullshit, because even when an executive is terrible at their job they still get paid more than everyone. The guys running GM still got bonuses after they destroyed their own company and told the feds to "gibs me dat".

>>26231644
I don't know what "gibs me dat" means, but when a company overpays someone they lose money so they get punished by default. If they hire an irresponsible exec they risk fucking their own company. How is that not fair? They hire a retard and overpay him, they get fucked. Seems fair to me.

Also the market sets your price, not just your employer, that's the point in free markets. The value you generate for employer sets the max amount the employer can pay you without losing money, the lowest price is set by the workers themselves not the employer, it's what the workers are willing to accept. If there is too many workers for the demand then the price of work drops as they have to lower their price to compete, In order to raise the price of workers you need more businesses so the demand increases and the workers in that field become more valuable. The solution to low paid jobs is not higher min wage, it's more businesses. Raising min wage will just cause the big companies to outsource jobs that they can outsource and smaller companies get fucked because they can't afford to outsource nor pay more than the work is worth.

>>26228900
PRESIDENT STALIN

>>26228900
Kill yourself you stupid welfare nigger

>>26231591
>it hasn't happened on a large scale yet so it will never happen :^)

>>26231912
here he goes again, the retarded neoliberal who is praying to his "free market" like some deity.

>>26228900
What a strange way to say "President Trump!"

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>>26232827
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>26231361
Its not about 'flyover' states, anon.
Democrats have a solid 40 more electoral votes over republicans before swing states are even considered.

>>26229447
Nooooo I'll take the bullet for Bernie!