Oh, hello wagie didn't see you there. Just got back from

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This is a nice day for the woods.

Wagies left speechless

>>26228324
"wood's"
I know this is bait but confirmed for actual retard

>>26228324
Hey neetbro cut those wagecucks some slack will ya?

>>26228423
when your're a NEET you don't need to learn normie grammar because you will never need to use it since my job is my freedom.

>>26228445
>since my job is freedom


Well said


Will wagies ever learn?

>>26228474
Sadly the system has brainwashed them for so long they see no escape, I pity them.

I do not approve of the association of Subway with NEETs.

>>26228568
Why? it's good

>>26228603
not really

subway stinks

>>26228617
Well subway is the closest to me when I go on my long walks when the wagies are working, so I choose that.

>>26228603
Everything tastes like salt and the ingredients aren't very fresh. They only get shipments like once a week at the most and who knows how long the ingredients have been in transport and preparation for

>>26228645
>he doesn't have the money to sample all the hole in the wall restaurants owned by immigrants from all over the world

>b-but you have to work and can't go out when things aren't busy
I don't work first shift lel

>>26228651
It's decent I guess.

I hate my job but I like going to work.

I was a neet for at least 4-5 years and was depressed for a very long time. Becoming an almost normal productive member of society has done wonders for my psyche + I get to socialize at work.

damn anon I'm a wagie and just finished my last shift of the week, would love to go with you but I don't want to sit near that weird fat guy smell while you spit food on me laughing, I'll probably just stay home and look at my money

ITT: Wagies troll wagies.

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>be NEET for three years
>want to die
>watch netflix all night until 8 am
>lost contact with friends
>went two years without a hair cut
>Mental illness forming
>never really leave the house
>watch porn and beat my limp dick every day
>Fuck nasty hookers
>I've slept with a legit 3/10 she took her teeth out to blow me
>Friends and family start to pity me


AND THEN


>Get a good job
>make money
>find a girl
>buy a nice vehicle
>Get engaged
>buying a house soon
>going on a trip to Newfoundland soon
>Going to Europe next year for 2 weeks
yeh, being a wagie sucks.


5/10 for making me type a response

>>26228324
>Implying neets have enough money to go to the cinema.
Trying to make your ramen better by making wageslaves mad neetcuck ? How many times have you eaten plain ramen this week ? 6 ? 7 ? It's a shame you can't afford real food or hobbies. I guess browsing /r9k/ 8 hours a day gets your attention away from the crushing depression that come with the utter emptiness of the neetcuck life. Just remember, your poor, ashamed mom can kick you out anyday now. Tick tock neet cuck, time's almost up

>>26228324
Where do you get money to live this lifestyle? Share your knowledge and help free a wagie

>>26229586
>BUYING a car
>BUYING a plane ticket
>BUYING a house
Boy, I can tell how happy you are based off how many purchases you can make! Enjoy Europe, make sure you see the old building! You'll know the one.

>>26229692
Well as I have said before, My parents are multi-millionaires and they don't want me to become a wagie. So I am allowed to buy what I want, eat what I want and do what I want for the rest of my life without working a single day. I wish I could say my life sucks and I only eat ramen but that is quite the opposite of my circumstances. In many ways i'm living the dream

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>>26229918
>My parents are multi-millionnaires
And my dad's the owner of nintendo

>>26229996
It's ok wagie I know it's frustrating knowing you have to break your back for your living and my parents just buy me everything. Well I'm gonna go to the cinema now then when I get home I'm going to play games and read up on philosophers. When the morning comes I'll go on my morning walks while the wagecucks are stressing I'llbe walking freely, enjoying my life.

>>26230302
good for you. your parents worked hard to let you live that life. i was not so fortunate. hopefully my kids can live an easier life then me

>>26230302
dont forget to let brutus the cinema worker pleasure your butthole to give you the adrenaline rush to fill the emptiness you so desparately seek to fill with a superiority complex relative to 4chan browsers

>>26229996
i actually took you seriously for a second.