Oh, hello wagie didn't see you there. Just got back from subway actually, got a nice ham and cheese sandwich and washed it down with some nice sprite.
Oh yeah, as I was saying are you coming to the cinema tonight? I've been going everyday now just eating junk food and watching the newest movies, on a Wednesday night you say? yeah it's quite nice going to the evening screenings with hardly anyone there, you can get really comfy in those big chairs you know? oh wait...you don't know that feeling do you. I wish you could be able to come wagie but I forgot that you have to be at work at 6am tomorrow, damn that really sucks. I better hurry this up huh I forgot you only have a short lunch break.
I have just been walking around in the wood's today, really feels nice to be free of everything and just take some time out for yourself you know? oh wait I forgot again you don't know that feeling do you.
Well wagie I better be off soon, as I was saying I'm going to a late night screening where it will just be me in the cinema, very comfy wouldn't you say? Sorry wagie I forgot you're in a rush I better hurry this up.
Maybe you can come when your off work huh wagie? oh but I forgot your going to have kids kicking your chair when you go, you're going to have packed seats with normies shouting with their girlfriends, you're going to have fat shits taking up all the chair room and lastly you only get to see one movie however I get to see them all whatever time and whatever day I feel like.
Cya wagies, tick tock.
Everything tastes like salt and the ingredients aren't very fresh. They only get shipments like once a week at the most and who knows how long the ingredients have been in transport and preparation for
>he doesn't have the money to sample all the hole in the wall restaurants owned by immigrants from all over the world
>b-but you have to work and can't go out when things aren't busy
I don't work first shift lel
I hate my job but I like going to work.
I was a neet for at least 4-5 years and was depressed for a very long time. Becoming an almost normal productive member of society has done wonders for my psyche + I get to socialize at work.
damn anon I'm a wagie and just finished my last shift of the week, would love to go with you but I don't want to sit near that weird fat guy smell while you spit food on me laughing, I'll probably just stay home and look at my money
>be NEET for three years
>want to die
>watch netflix all night until 8 am
>lost contact with friends
>went two years without a hair cut
>Mental illness forming
>never really leave the house
>watch porn and beat my limp dick every day
>Fuck nasty hookers
>I've slept with a legit 3/10 she took her teeth out to blow me
>Friends and family start to pity me
>Get a good job
>find a girl
>buy a nice vehicle
>buying a house soon
>going on a trip to Newfoundland soon
>Going to Europe next year for 2 weeks
yeh, being a wagie sucks.
5/10 for making me type a response
>Implying neets have enough money to go to the cinema.
Trying to make your ramen better by making wageslaves mad neetcuck ? How many times have you eaten plain ramen this week ? 6 ? 7 ? It's a shame you can't afford real food or hobbies. I guess browsing /r9k/ 8 hours a day gets your attention away from the crushing depression that come with the utter emptiness of the neetcuck life. Just remember, your poor, ashamed mom can kick you out anyday now. Tick tock neet cuck, time's almost up
>BUYING a car
>BUYING a plane ticket
>BUYING a house
Boy, I can tell how happy you are based off how many purchases you can make! Enjoy Europe, make sure you see the old building! You'll know the one.
Well as I have said before, My parents are multi-millionaires and they don't want me to become a wagie. So I am allowed to buy what I want, eat what I want and do what I want for the rest of my life without working a single day. I wish I could say my life sucks and I only eat ramen but that is quite the opposite of my circumstances. In many ways i'm living the dream
>My parents are multi-millionnaires
And my dad's the owner of nintendo
It's ok wagie I know it's frustrating knowing you have to break your back for your living and my parents just buy me everything. Well I'm gonna go to the cinema now then when I get home I'm going to play games and read up on philosophers. When the morning comes I'll go on my morning walks while the wagecucks are stressing I'llbe walking freely, enjoying my life.
dont forget to let brutus the cinema worker pleasure your butthole to give you the adrenaline rush to fill the emptiness you so desparately seek to fill with a superiority complex relative to 4chan browsers