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>EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 5'7
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>EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 5'7

Even though...
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>always thought I was 5"6
>get measured for pictures
>I'm actually 5"5
Killing myself is justified at this point
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>>26227961
5'7 is fine, not ideal obviously but real world is not r9k

he probably killed himself because of untreated body dysmorphia
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>>26228422
Do the world some good manlet
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This is like the 7th time you create this thread today. Shouldn't you be banned? Oh wait, you're ban evading?
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>personal trainer
100% fitizen
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Daily reminder that OP is a lanklet virgin.
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He had a kid which is more than 99% of you virgins
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>>26228422
>thought I was 5'9"
>measure myself
>actually 5'11"
Well now I feel better
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>>26228685
He would've had 100% if his kid wasn't going to grow up to be such a manlet
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>tfw lifting added 1.5" to my height
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>Thought I was 5'10"
>Measure myself
>Actually 5'9" & 3/4"

JUST FUCKING KILL ME
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I'm 5'4". But my body is killing itself on its own so it's irrelevant I guess.
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> tfw realized nike trainers adds about a couple inches
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I don't understand why, being a manlet is great. Everytime my friends ask why I don't have a date all I have to do is say, because I'm a manlet! Then they all nod and exhange agreeing words.

Why just the other day this true story happened, I had not put enough coins into the parking meter and a meter maid was issuing me a ticket. I went out there and identified myself as the owner. She immediately give me a pitying look and ripped up the ticket. It's like having a disability.

When I was in highschool I was on the football team as a running back, warmed the benches every year. Finally the coach put me in one game in my senior year, I couldn't believe it. After the snap the QB just handed me the ball casually and the opposing d just kind of looked at me. It was then I realized they were giving me a pity play and I scored a touchdown as they pretended to chase me. It was awesome.
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>>26228761
you're one of those dumbasses that thought 5.9 feet = 5'9"
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>>26229305
stale pesto
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>>26227961
Hahahahahah fucking bongs
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>>26228886
Probably just fixed your shit posture.
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