>EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 5'7 Even though...

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>always thought I was 5"6
>get measured for pictures
>I'm actually 5"5
Killing myself is justified at this point

>>26227961
5'7 is fine, not ideal obviously but real world is not r9k

he probably killed himself because of untreated body dysmorphia

>>26228422
Do the world some good manlet

This is like the 7th time you create this thread today. Shouldn't you be banned? Oh wait, you're ban evading?

>personal trainer
100% fitizen

Daily reminder that OP is a lanklet virgin.

He had a kid which is more than 99% of you virgins

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>>26228422
>thought I was 5'9"
>measure myself
>actually 5'11"
Well now I feel better

>>26228685
He would've had 100% if his kid wasn't going to grow up to be such a manlet

>tfw lifting added 1.5" to my height

>Thought I was 5'10"
>Measure myself
>Actually 5'9" & 3/4"

JUST FUCKING KILL ME

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I'm 5'4". But my body is killing itself on its own so it's irrelevant I guess.

> tfw realized nike trainers adds about a couple inches

I don't understand why, being a manlet is great. Everytime my friends ask why I don't have a date all I have to do is say, because I'm a manlet! Then they all nod and exhange agreeing words.

Why just the other day this true story happened, I had not put enough coins into the parking meter and a meter maid was issuing me a ticket. I went out there and identified myself as the owner. She immediately give me a pitying look and ripped up the ticket. It's like having a disability.

When I was in highschool I was on the football team as a running back, warmed the benches every year. Finally the coach put me in one game in my senior year, I couldn't believe it. After the snap the QB just handed me the ball casually and the opposing d just kind of looked at me. It was then I realized they were giving me a pity play and I scored a touchdown as they pretended to chase me. It was awesome.

>>26228761
you're one of those dumbasses that thought 5.9 feet = 5'9"

>>26229305
stale pesto

>>26227961
Hahahahahah fucking bongs

>>26228886
Probably just fixed your shit posture.