I don't understand why, being a manlet is great. Everytime my friends ask why I don't have a date all I have to do is say, because I'm a manlet! Then they all nod and exhange agreeing words.
Why just the other day this true story happened, I had not put enough coins into the parking meter and a meter maid was issuing me a ticket. I went out there and identified myself as the owner. She immediately give me a pitying look and ripped up the ticket. It's like having a disability.
When I was in highschool I was on the football team as a running back, warmed the benches every year. Finally the coach put me in one game in my senior year, I couldn't believe it. After the snap the QB just handed me the ball casually and the opposing d just kind of looked at me. It was then I realized they were giving me a pity play and I scored a touchdown as they pretended to chase me. It was awesome.
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