How girls rank you subconsciously

>mom was 19
>still ugly and balding and poorly raised and not really taught how to be social

>>26227283

My mom was born in 1957. My dad was born in 1950. I'm 21. I wonder sometimes if this is the reason I'm so fucked up.

tfw mom born in 1942

balding at 14

>mother was 34
>forget about it, you will die a virgin

My problem isn't my appearance I'm 6'1, not fat, and I don't look completely terrible(I hope).

If my mother being 34 at the time has anything to do with me being horrible with communication, empathy, subtlety, and approaching people then you might be onto something.

>>26227391
I gotchya beat bitch '48 and '49 at 21. Wonder which one of us will have to start supporting them first?

>>26227283

I was born when my mom was 19, still a balding manlet with a small donger.

i see no correlation?...

>>26227548
younger the mother is = higher quality egg

girls have a sense that they can tell when a man is physically and mentally inferior (due to having an older mother)

>>26227283
>rank one
>beta

your theory sucks balls

>>26227573
>physically and mentally inferior
I don't know about that. Isn't it true that people born to older parents tend to live longer? Not a trait that sounds terribly inferior.

>>26227626
Nope. Maybe there's a correlation worldwide due to richer parents in Africa waiting to have kids, but for the most part, you have weaker muscles and a higher change to have aspergers, autism, down syndrome, etc

>>26227654
This makes sense actually. 30+ here.

My mother smoked like a chimney too, I came out with a terribly weakened constitution. I'm short, frail and weak.

If I was born a girl these traits would be endearing.

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Rank 3

Not a virgin. Not even chad. Still an honest failure.

I do tutor and teach kids tho. That aint bad.

>>26227283
Mom was 21.

>>26227283
My mother had me at 24 and my dad was 25. I have bipolar, depression, alcoholism, and aspergers. Your theory is shit senpai

Mom had me at 36 or 37 and here I am, a khv depressed piece of shit.