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theres a red flags thread right now
what about green flags for robots?
for me its
>ambition
>religious but not nutty about it
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>Not manipulative
>Honest
>Decent looking
>open to receiving my affection
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>>26225694
>gay
>near Maryland
>will respond to flfy7795@gmail.com
>ok with cuddling and just hanging out tbqh family
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>nice tits
>virgin
>quiet
>smells nice
>5'8 or below
>likes cuddles
>likes being tickled
>practical
>funny
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>is hygienic
>cares for me
That's all I need senpaitachi
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>slightly below average looks
>any ethnicity
>average weight
>can just enjoy being near eachother without having to do things all the time
>has own independent interests
>doesn't take selfies
>doesn't attention seek from others
>when something is wrong, tells you instead of getting angry when you can't read minds
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>>26225745
This is really funny. Would email if I were gay.
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>>26225827
>>26225745
please
respond
to
me
desu
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>>26225880
bololosdsxxxxx
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>chill af
>doesn't demand too much affection/cuddles
>doesn't get all butthurt when I'm offensive af
>doesn't try to tell me what to do

Why can't they just let me be great!?
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>>26225976
shut the fuck up you retarded faggot
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>not 3dpd
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>Hates people
>Has no friends
>Doesn't wear makeup
>Dresses in a way that completely covers her legs and chest, no cleavage of any kind
>No piercings, tattoos, or any other kind of body modification
>Straight hair
>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked sense of humour
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>>26225880
I'm
>>26225827
Are you a girl?
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>Roman Catholic
>spiritually mature
>masculine
>not afraid of making decisions
>hard working
>wants a big family
>wants to be a little bit freaky in bed

tfw no dominant husband to tell me to bend over while I'm cooking
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>>26226230
Are you at least a 5/10?
Sounds good to me
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>>26226230
>I want Chad

Kekede boo what a surprise
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>>26225982
Cuz you're not
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>>26226261
Probably a 5/10 on a good day.

>>26226270
Chad likes to have one night stands and I didn't mention anything about looks.
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>>26226301
>5/10 on a good day
Could you list your mayor imperfections?
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>>26226230
>masculine
How you'd define robot being masculine?
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>>26226323
>not white
>ugly nose
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>>26226350
>not white
Then what
>ugly nose
Might be overlooked
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>>26226301
>I didn't mention anything about looks
>masculine
Hmm
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>>26226337
Assertive, mentally and physically strong, likes to engage in activities usually associated with the male gender, has a strong protective instinct.

>>26226378
See above
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>>26226456
So
What skin color are you
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>>26226456
>physically strong

How are you not seeing what you are writing?
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>>26226482
LOOKS
I'm seeing what I'm writing. There's fat people who are strong and skinny people who are strong.
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>>26226482
I don't know. I'm kind of pale but I'm Hispanic.
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I'm sorry >>26226532
Was meant for>>26226476
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>>26226532
>Hispanic
Dealbreaker
Otherwise I would have come over tonight
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>>26226185
I hope you realize the girl in your picture is wearing make-up, anon, don't let those two-faced bitches fool you.
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>>26226511
Fat people are fat
Skinny people are Skinny
Masculine people are muscular
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>>26226564
Okay.

>>26226614
Not really. The only guy I've really liked was fat but seeing him lift wheels at his dad's work showed me that he was strong and masculine; but you can think whatever you want really.
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>>26226185
>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
Pick one desu
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>>26227858
it is a meme you dingus
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>>26227858

this

nihilists are the dumbest fucking retards you can find
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>nice
>quite intelligent
>cute
>interests/hobbies similar to mine
>dominant would be kind of nice desu but I don't really expect it

no need to fulfil every single criteria, more of a sieve that can be passed through
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>>26227981
Why so? I am a nihilist. You realize life is fucking useless tho right?
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