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>virgin
>Finally get gf
>She invites herself to my place

We're probably going to fuck but

>Disgusted by vaginas
>Masturbate almost exclusively to traps, can't cum if it doesn't have a penis and balls
>If looking at futanari and it has a vagina, I can't fap to it


Will I even be able to cum?
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Probably not. I couldn't cum the first time I had sex and I'm not into traps. At least she came I guess
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>>26223328
>homosexual
>gets a gf
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>>26223328
>has a girlfriend
>never had sex with her
either go back to school or back to 1950
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Ur gonna be fine, use your fingers and move them around in the vagoo she'll let u know what feels good. Stick it in when she's really wet but make sure you wear a condom :^)
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damn OP this is my greatest fear

vaginas are just fucking disgusting even if shaved, worse if not.
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>>26223328
>>26224108
Just fuck a tranny.
You can get a hotter tranny then you can a real woman anyway, if you're willing to stomach the penis.
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>>26224128
dunno if i want 'stomach' a penis but I'd definitely try it in my mouth or hands
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>>26223328
why do you feel the need to have sex that quick? like how long have you known this girl?
nobody wants to have sex with random ppl.
you know you don't have to fuck her right?
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Stop looking at porn immediately. Porn is the problem and it will fuck all this up.

Pro tip: you won't really see the vagina ever unless you're looking for it. You'll feel it with your hands and put your dick in blind.
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>>26223328
Have you tried grindr? That might be a better place for someone of your tastes to lose their virginity.
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>>26223328
>>Masturbate almost exclusively to traps, can't cum if it doesn't have a penis and balls
So you're gay, so why did you get a gf?
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Real life is very different from Port cause it has a bunch of non-sight based stimuli that trigger isnstinct or whatever. Chances are you'll be fine.
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>>26224234
Is grindr full of qt3.14 traps with feminine penises?
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>>26223328
>can't cum if it doesn't have a penis and balls

Can't move past this point. The rest I can pass off as fetishes.

Are you turned on when you're around her at all?
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>>26223328
>I'm a homosexual
>I get a girlfriend
What's wrong with you?
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>>26223328
Thanks for the chuckle kid
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>>26223328
have you considered that you may be a fag
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>tfw no futa gf
The future can't come fast enough
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