ITT: Worst lifetime injury
>5th grade after school
>hanging with my 2 best friends Tall black one, and weird mexijew one
>Dick and Cunt respectively
>Cunt has the great idea of pretend wrestling, since that was relevant
>Dick calls him self X-Dick, cunt is Powerman
>They run at me so I drop my backpack and X-dick picks me up and slams me
>Powerman charges and then tackles X-dick to the ground and the mass falls on top of me
>They start thrashing like a beached swordfish
>They run off, and I'm struggling to get up
>Walk off to the afterschool area and then play soccer in pain for 30 minutes
>Come back to school a month later, surgery, sling, scars and all
>X-Dick doesn't say sorry
>Powerman avoids talking about it
Shattered my collarbone, 4 fractures.
What're your stories /r9k/?
>on some trip with a youth group
>play volleyball on the beach with some other kids
>pretty close to the water
>ball comes at me
>I got this bitch
>jump backwards and slam the fuck out of this ball
>land again and notice that I am in water
>landed with the feet on rough terrain full of stones
>big toe feels weird
>pull leg up
>sliced quarter of my nail off and bleed pretty hard
>ignore it and play on in the sand
>come back to camp
>toe hurts really fucking bad
>gonna heal up by tommorow
>whole toe is swollen as fuck
>stinks like rotten meat already
>being the retard I am I do not ask for desinfectants
>just pull out my deodorant and spray it straight into the wound
>the fucking pain haunts me to this day
>wash out my foot
>finally get a dandage and disinfectants
>nurse it up as well as I can
>limp through the rest of the trip
Had to get a surgery afterwards (twice) because the infection spread so far. Still have my toe though.
I had a seizure cleaning up a cut down tree and fell on a pitchfork. It stuck me in the chin and somehow broke my jaw in three places. Week+ in the hospital and a couple months jaw wired shut. Had to take the wires out myself.
Got into a fight.
Someone threw a brick onto my fucking head.
Hit me on the forehead an inch above my eye.
3 stitches. Didn't even pass out.
I was pretty lucky. I could have easily lost a few teeth or my nose, go blind or even die.
>tossing a ball with friends on the boardwalk when I was younger
>heavy set friend tackles me when I catch the ball
>shoulder lands right on the concrete where the TramCars drive
>angular fracture to my collarbone
basically looked like a triangle afterwords
>be 17, hanging out with best (read: only) bro in Brooklyn
>we stumble across this bottle depository, decide to steal a bag and sell it for like 20 bucks
>we grab a bag no problem, but when it comes time to hop the fence back out I go full retard
>decide to do it smoothly like an action hero, go up and over without thinking
>in the half second it takes me to fall I realize I'm heading towards the lip of a garbage container (like a dumpster but wider and topless) balls-first
>instinctively put my knee up to protect my future children (I was still optimistic at this point)
>land with all my weight on my kneecap hitting the lip of the container
>no pain, but ten minutes later I can barely walk, ten after that and it hurts so bad I feel like throwing up--this awful pain in the pit of my stomach that won't go away
>my friend thinks I'm fucking with him and keeps joking around
>we wind up giving the bag to a homeless guy and I tell my friend to fuck off so I can ice my knee
Turns out I chipped a piece of my kneecap right off and it happened to have two tendons connected to it. Shit sucked. It reattached itself to the rest of my knee after a few weeks of physical therapy but I still can't put too much weight on it, three years later.
Can't even imagine getting kneecapped with a gun, holy fuck.
shit. knee problems are a real pain in the ass.
go full skeletal mode (ie lose weight) and exercise all muscles that control and position the kneecap.
are you still doing physical therapy?
Broken arm. Literally fractured every single bone, my hand was flailing. It happened during a practice taekwondo match. Never felt any pain. Not when it happened and never after it happened. Breaking bones is odd.
>In grandma's backyard where there is this big tree
>Want a fat branch to build a shack
>Think that if i throw a good stone a it, it will break
>Decide to use this triangular stone that was used to hold the door when someone wanted to park their car
Must've been 1 or so kg. As a child this seemed enough
>Get right under the branch
>Throw the stone with all my might
>Of course not high enough
I still don't know how to explain what follows as I wasn't especially retarded for a 6 years old
>Just stay right under where i threw that stone while just thinking : fuck not high enough
>Obviously the stone end up falling
>Right on the head
At first like >>26223069 I thought it was gonna get better with time but when my grandmother saw that my hands (I thought it was like a bump so I just massaged it) drenched in blood she called my parents
Got something like 3 small stitches I think
Can still see it since I have short hair