>tfw mom's hot friend is sleeping in the living room

Is she drunk? Try to jack off on her face.

Follow your dreams.

bloxx

>>26220786
She might be, they just arrived from a party

>>26220791
I want to get cookies from the kitchen but im afraid she'll try to talk to me and i'll sperg out. The lights have only been out for about 20 minutes

>>26220831

walk out there in some tight briefs, chub yourself up a bit before hand, see if you can get a nibble

>>26220842
And bring your camera ffs!

>>26220751
describe her op
if you're still there that is

>>26220842
Do this, go out in boxers

>>26220831
>i want to get cookies

This man has his priorities in line

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

one moment, would you capture it or just let it spaghetti

Pound her ass while she sleeps, Pepe. You want to evolve into alpha pepe, right?

Ask her if she wants to touch your hair.

>>26222963
Hey faggot what ever happened to the gf of yours that used that name?

>>26223021
We broke up. Basically I moved away so there was no point in being together anymore.