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I'm sick of this normie shit.
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I'm sick of this normie shit.

>be bffs with this one guy for years
>be in love with him for just as long
>we have so much in common
>love science
>sci fi
>horror
>fantasy
>vidya
>old exploitation flicks
>both are weird loner types
>it should be easy
>BUT NO
>fucker is hung up on some anorexic waif hipster bitch
>she doesn't even like him, I'm 90% sure she's a dyke
>once she fucking ran away while he was getting beaten up protecting her white ass
>she didn't even call him afterwards
>I was the one was there for him to bring him frozen peas for his eye and to tell him how brave he was

That's not even the worst of it.

>get the text from him
>he wants me to go to a 70's planet of the ape marathon at a drive in with him
>say yes, of course!
>so excited!
>never been on a date before
>can't think straight or focus for days afterwards
>happier than a kid on Christmas
>told all my friends about it
>they helped me pick an outfit
>they do my makeup for practice
>I wax for the first time in my life, hurt like hell
>can't fucking wait
>I got a text from him again
>change of plans, he is going with the hipster bitch instead
>even after she abandoned him like that
>cry myself to sleep
>don't know what to tell my friends now
>feel like I could die

And she is SO fucking stupid too. One time I was flying my badass super cool HiFly drone around, minding my own business, and the hipster waif come up to me out of the blue and goes
>UM, AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL?
Goes full SJW or whatever and talks about how all drones are weapons like an idiot. And one time, my oneitis asked her to help him with chemistry experiment. HER, who has a D in chemistry when I was right fucking there. She fucking guessed and the chemical reaction nearly burned his face.

And you guys say girls can't be robots. Fuck you! If you looked around a bit instead of drooling over Stacey all the time, maybe you would have a nice, loyal girl by your side.
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>implying I talked to any member of the opposite sex besides family since 2009
Women will literally never know this feel
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Your bait is too long, no one is going to read this fucking wall of text
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>>26215768
Lose some weight tubby.
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>>26215768
They don't see less attractive women as female, that's why they think there are no fembots.
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>>26215768
>And you guys say girls can't be robots.

Honestly I thought you were a dude whining about your oneitis being straight.
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post pictures of your exposed breasts or leave this place, never to return
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>>26215824
If sounded pretty convincing not to be bait.
>>26215768
I feel bad for her now. Sorry that's happened OP.
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>>26215768
that's too bad op. hope it works out for you.

It kind of annoys me when people say unequivocally that girls can't be robots. My little sister is pretty much as robot as it gets.

Aspergers, has never had a friend in her life, hasn't left the house in literally a year. She eats pizza rolls and bananas almost exclusively and is so goddamn weird and annoying that even I can't stand being around her for more than an hour. She plays world of tanks 10 hours a day minimum and smells like a landfill.

If that's not a robot then there's no such thing.
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>>26215768
Sorry that this happened to you, anon. But we've all been there, it's a very common feel for men and women(?). Just gotta move on and find somebody who actually likes you back.
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>>26215835
I'm not fat you fuck
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>>26215768
I don't know if this story is real or not but it's heartbreaking none the less
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>>26215937
she probably has a pedo internet friend to be honest kinsman
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>>26215967
Tits and Timestamp or leave forever
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>>26215768
>love science
I'm sure this is a quality thread.
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just have sex with him lmao obviously he's not into your personality to date. just fuck him and be over with it.
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>>26215967
>actually taking the bait

You might not be fat but you are an attentionwhore
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>>26215768
find someone worth your time who respects and values you, don't chase people that neglect you and don't give back as much as you give to them.
>inb4 bait
idc it's still sound advice
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You lost me at white ass, nigger.
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>>26216034
there's a million feels and tfw no gf thread, how is this different?
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>>26215768

There was a girl like you in my life. I wanted to have sex with a lot of people. We hooked up off and on. When I realized what we had the damage was already done.

> life

I'm old now. Looking back, I'm not sure if anything would have worked. If she had bossed up and forced the issue I would have taken the bait, then spent my entire life wondering what sex with other women was like. Who knows what kind of misery I'd have put us through by now.

She was great but had low self esteem, smelled bad despite being pretty.

She cleaned up over the course of a few years and that's when I realized.

My advice to you: Keep in touch with him, but ease off. Clean up your look. Work out. Find happiness for yourself. Maybe find a practice boyfriend who is hot enough to make him jealous (taller, bigger muscles, something. But bad personality). Then come back more confident and less hung up on making it work with him. Make him chase you around this time next year.
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>>26215768
I'm pretty sure you are just fucking fat
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>>26215768
Lol I thought this was a gay thread. Turns out you are a roastie.
Good luck with being happy fembot
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TORONTO
T O R O N T O
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>>26215967
>tfw no chubby azn orbiter to friendzone
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>>26216081
Females can't be lonely.
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>>26216129
I too thought it was gay at first, was disappointed to find it wasn't
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>>26215967
Are you a lesbian ms?
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>>26215768

Hey OP, I know you're getting shit on just for being female, but you should have expected that posting here. Anyway, maybe it's time to move on. Better to get away from this now than waste your life wondering what could have been.
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>>26215768
>>26215967

You're pretty cute if this is you. Listen to me sweetie, I've been there before, and all I can say is, forget about it. It seems like you two fucking belong together, but the years go by and it doesn't happen. Don't spend your life waiting on him. Inhale, exhale. Try to stow those feelings in a nice little box, and look for someone else. Or don't. I've decided I'll probably remain celibate the rest of my life. The point is I'm not holding my breath for my friend to come around.
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>>26215768
Get him to go to do something with you where you can be on your own, show him your tits and kiss him ...
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>>26215768
it doesn't sound like he's interested. don't just wait around pining after him. it sounds like he's not interested. if you really want to know for sure, make a move. otherwise, decrease maybe even or cut contact with him and try finding someone else.
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>>26216170
>Females can't be lonely
>only men have problems
>I am socially well adjusted/educated so my viewpoint is well thought out and thoroughly vetted to remove bias
please spell, NiggerFaggot, I'll give you a hint it's a synonym for pineapple
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>>26216182
I like you so i shall bestow upon you a very rare pepe. Cherish it.
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>>26215967
The reason he doesn't want you is because you're Asian, sorry.
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>>26216215
>>26216094
>>26216217
>>26216239

It's going to be hard because is see him every fucking day, but i'll try.

>>26216117
I'm not fucking fat. Look at >>26215967
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>>26215768
Bully him into making out with you. He probably felt like he was trying to reach out to you, then that he fucked up. Get him to come over your house and take his hand
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>>26216069
read
>>26215967
and then please drink a cup of bleach
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>>26216260
I like Asian girls.
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>>26215873
This desu blox blow
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>>26215967
I don't know if it's the clothes, but you might be chubby by Asian standards.
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>>26216324
Try some sulfuric acid. I hear it tastes great
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>>26216352
she is the perfect weight for a woman. Not a lardfat but just a little bit of chub. My dick gets really hard for girls with just a little fat. Also OP give these faggots a timestamp otherwise nobody will believe that is you
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you're actually really cute. If this guy doesn't like you he just has shit taste. Just saying.
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>>26216217
This is you

dskmmlmdsal
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>>26215768
Maybe if you weren't too busy drooling over chad and getting mad when he doesn't want you, you might find a nice robot boy
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>>26216217
>I've decided I'll probably remain celibate the rest of my life. The point is I'm not holding my breath for my friend to come around.
>becoming a monk because you can't get with your crush
Do people actually do this?
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Post a picture of him.

Also, if he's white, it's probably because he doesn't want people thinking he has yellow fever. You're qt enough for a lot of people desu
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>>26216307

Yeah hang in there. I still think about my You all the time.

You are cute but now it's time to dress like an adult pretty lady. You have a sort of nerdy-girl thin going on that is unthreatening. Now do you but with your hair more styled and dresses/hipster shit every day instead of hoodies.

Then work out a bit because it makes everyone a little bit hotter, do some exciting stuff, flirt with other guys. Make yourself happy and even sexier (you already look good btw don't read me wrong) - then see if you even still want him.

Also, this applies to men and women --- that person you are pining for is not the only one. Soul mates/true love is a lie, there is another guy out there exactly like him who wants you bad --- the key is setting your life up in a way that you are constantly meeting and talking to new guys. Filter heavily and know what you want, then you'll find that other guy [this is the back-up plan but if it works you are just as happy as you would have been with Guy #1]
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Just play Super Mario RPG
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>>26215768
>If you looked around a bit instead of drooling over Stacey all the time, maybe you would have a nice, loyal girl by your side.

as soon as the honeymoon phase is over in the relationship, you would be looking for the next faggot to throw attention your way.

fembots can't be trusted, they will never stop craving male attention.
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>>26215871
This was my same thought familgia
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>>26215967
You have the body of somebody who could become a male otter mode.

Cut your hair and hope that the faggot you mentioned in the OP is also a faggot and enjoy a life of anal.
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>>26215967
You look like an average nerdy girl, if you want this guy, you have to become hotter.
Many males go nuts for a stacy for that reason.
Improve your appearance to be a sexier nerdy girl. Maybe that way you will get his attention.
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>>26215768
You have friends
You're a normie
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>>26215967
I don't know, you look a little tubby. Remove some clothing so I can be sure.
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>>26215967
Is the guy white or Asian? If white perhaps he is 1488? I like Asians but I would never marry or have kids with one.

Perhaps you should just tell him how you feel?
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>>26215967
>mfw currently cucking an asian girl in similar fashion

I am so sorry Yajie
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>>26216812
If he's a national socialist then he wouldn't have a chance with him anyway.
Stupid faggot
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>>26216906
Honorary Aryans.
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>>26216979
Common enemies.
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>>26217017
shut the fuck up faggot they make good cartoons and video games.
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>>26215967
Just be yourself, honeychild. Just try asking him out, darling.
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>>26215768
>Stacy wants Chad
>can't have him
>way I'm a robot
You have a drone, so you're rich or your family is at least moderately successful.
You have friends so you aren't autistic or even social impaired at all.
You're doing well in school and are actually smart.
On top of all this you aren't even self aware enough to see all of this, you aren't a robot by any definition. I know this is bait but come on, at least try OP.
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>>26217078
This roasty is probably just a cyborg.
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>>26215768
>fucker is hung up on some anorexic waif hipster bitch

this line gives away that you are fat
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>>26217063
>they make good cartoons and video games
Grow up autistic manchild
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I'm going to fuck off now. Thanks for everyone trying to help.


>>26215873
>>26216352

Sorry about no time stamp. I don't feel like taking a new picture so just have this shit from my phone.
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>>26217341
>already hve pics of your tits on your phone
I don't fucking believe you shitposter.
>know the chans
>didn't timestamp at the start
Go and stay go.
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>>26217201
ok. they make cool robots and cars then. You grow up. chinks are not bad people and make a great ally against mohammed and goldberg.
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>>26217414
Life is strange, ain't it?
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>>26217466
>they make good cartoons and video games
>they make cool robots and cars then.
Are you fucking 12? KYS
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>>26215768
>>26217573
God dammit, why am I so retarded?
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>>26215967
>3/10
>probably friends with 6+/10
>wonders why friend won't date
Also you are fat
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>>26217625
Feels good man. Manchild master race
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So many faggots fell for this bait

This is the plot for Life is Strange (which is indie shit anyway)
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>tfw love asian women the most but our sons would be guaranteed beta smalldicks
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>>26215768
It hurt reading the part about the "date."

>so excited!
>never been on a date before
>happier than a kid on Christmas
>told all my friends about it

Ouch.
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
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>>26217341
gotta love 4chan and women's insatiable insecurity
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>>26217573
Kekeke, so many people taking this thread 4serious. I thought it was funny.
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