>tfw you will never get to participate in chris-chan'

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>>26215241
He is happy and I'm not.

>>26215241
I'm a dude with long hair who lives near him. I could shave my beard and pretend I'm a tranny and gain entrance and document it for /r9k/ to see

But I'm also not fucking retarded

>>26215387

DO IT

JUST SAY YOU'RE PRE EVERYTHING

>>26215241
i thought the date passed and no one went?
i'm still going to buy a sonichu amiibo though

>>26215241
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MY EYEES

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I wonder what would happen if a female troll decided to infiltrate Chris' house and report on it. Would she get raped, do you think?

>>26215387
I would advise you to never associate your self with them. He might it up assaulting you or stalking.

Holy shit, this dudes still alive? I'm legitimately surprised

>>26215241
Why not? Just go and say you identify as a gay woman.

Where do I sign up senpai?

ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT

>>26215387
plz do it, make a youtube video with him

>>26215387
I will literally pay you $500 to do this, half up front and half on delivery.
100% serious, reply with a throwaway if interested.

>>26215673

Bumping, someone pls take this offer, we need to see what it's like.

>>26215443

>i thought the date passed and no one went?

It's a chris-chan slumber party, not opening night for kizumonogatari, I'm pretty sure he'll be happy to still have people over if people offer to come to him.

>>26215241

I miss when Chris Chan was the goofy, naive retard with the clown shirts and the clay medallion who drew shitty comics, stood in public places with a sign saying he wanted a girlfriend, showed everyone on the internet his white trash hoarders-hellhole of a house and rambled about "the damn homos, mah love quest and the gross nasty ducks!"

I can't believe he became a tranny. I wonder if someone got in his head and convinced him he was a tranny because he said in the past he didn't like other men. It wouldn't surprise me if those SJW faggots at the CWCki did some shit like that.

>>26215839

Comso's a tranny now too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR82pAdL1E

It's an infectious disease and it's spreading.