D-does he like me?
> be at work
> be kinda dirty and awkward
> Chad at work is at first kinda standoffish but turns out to be a quiet guy, definitely a fucking Chad though
> lose a little weight, not too much
> catch him looking at the booty
> Chad always starts grinning if I look at him for more than a few seconds
> trying to do bantz
> actually talked to me just to shoot the shit yesterday
> spaghetti'd and revealed my powerlevel, he didn't seem to care.
What's going on, this is a prank right?
I don't know, I seem to get ignored by most guys my age. I have a lot of old men orbiters, guys older than 30 always want to talk to me. Maybe they have shit taste. I try to dress well, though.
You're just going to call me a degenerate.
I assumed you meant you were a guy when you thought I was going to call you a degenerate.
Why would a female be a degenerate for wanting the attention of an attractive male?
Post your tits with today's timestamp and I'll tell you how to get his attention for real.
>Awkward and dirty
How dirty are we talking? Like lice dirty? Do you go to work while visibly dirty?
If you walk around while visibly dirty, that's weird and kind of cute because it's somewhat childlike I think.
>OP is revealed to be female
There is nothing special or interesting about a man being attracted to a woman OP
Thread dropped because this has happened billions and billions of times before in the history of man and is boring
Like I look decent from far away, but up close you can see that my hair is fucked up and I have really dry skin and shit.
You don't understand, he's a real chad, not just a normie.
>N-nice guys aren't really nice!
How many times does this have to be said? You've got it backwards. Most robots were probably genuinely nice when they were young and innocent, as are most children. However, when they hit puberty, they never grew out of the nice phase, never learned to act like Chad and be assertive around women. For one reason or another, be it lack of confidence, social skills, looks, or some combination, robots were never given a second look by women their entire adolescent lives. Over many years they grew more and more bitter, watching Chad fuck countless women while they failed for reasons they either didn't understand or were out of their control. Eventually all that repressed energy comes out in the form of bashing women, even though deep down it's all they've ever wanted, but were always denied.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
Oh you mean like your skin is flaky and stuff? On your face? That's pretty gross.
In what manner is your hair messed up? Probably shouldn't be too difficult of a problem to solve.
Not the OP but o shit that's me but I can't help myself
>be fountain of youth but almost 20
>clothes are slightly baggy and ruffled.
>hair is boy short and I run to work and just dont comb it
>its curly and just sticks up in Its cut shape
>If I do fix it it still looks bad
>very soft spoken and state and squint at everyone
Pic similar to what my hair is like except messy
Actually my squinting just got some guy to start saying hi to me even though I don't say a word. I usually just make awkward gestures and facial expressions at people. I don't know why they even bother continuing to be around me. Maybe theyre laughing at me.
You sound a lot like a chick I work with.
I'm no chad though.
I'm certain this is a prank. Even if we suddenly became attractive, how could we actually be sexual with another person? It's like dog chasing cars.
What's she like?
It's just dry skin family
I could easily straighten my hair and I'm not African or have nappy hair.
I mean I've never not gotten a compliment about my hair from other females and hairdressers. To go as far as saying its disgusting? Lol..man You think the pic I posted is disgusting too?
I feel the same. I can't fathom sexual experiences. I can barely socialize and have never even kissed or hugged the opposite sex. I'm also actually on the spectrum and cannot read social ques.
How do people just press their bodies into each other? I'd have no clue how to even process a guy holding me, or even fingering me. Sexual things seem so cool but I couldn't handle it like an adult. ;_;
Unattractive is not the same as disgusting.
>tfw the worse my hair is the more compliments I get
Anyways to each their own. Are you a man or a woman? I know I get away with my autistic squinting because I look like a little girl
I understand how you feel. Even though I myself fap I still can't understand doing the act of fapping but with another person.
This is bait, but ill reply anyway.
The fact that Chad likes you and that you can sperg out and Chad still likes you proves that you aren't a robot. Seriously, you are actually attracting a person based on looks alone, fuck off with this 'fembot' bullshit.
>This is bait, but ill reply anyway
Why? And why are you so against women using this board? You act like they're the ones bringing down the quality of this board when in reality if everyone was like you this board would still be a massive shithole.
Just because I look normie doesn't mean I am. Here's what you don't realize: anyone who has found their way to 4chan is not a Chad. After working with normies I can say they quite literally believe that pic related is a "nerd" and anything below that is a freak. They'd never find their way to 4chan and they have no clue types like robots represent the majority of nerds. So no, I'm not normie.
>anyone who has found their way to 4chan is not a chad
Shut the fuck up, reddit found their way here even, and you're not gonna tell me a site like reddit doesn't have a ton of chads posting on it.
Just a reminded to ignore these fembots. Or just BTFO of them.
>>HURRR LOOK AT ME HOT GUYS LIKE ME BUT IM SO AWKWRD LOLOLOLOL IM A ROBOT LURRRRR
fuck you cumdumpsters. you have it so good and you don't even notice. my favorite was the vapid bitch who was like "HURR MY MESSIER GETS ME THE MOST COMPLIMENTS LIFE IS SO HARD HAR HAR HAR IM SO AWKWRD"
the last compliment i got was that my second chin was barely noticable from some angles. that was a couple years ago.
One of my fantasies is to have my qt coworker make a thread like this about me.