drunk thread

>>26214219
is that the one where she smells it?

>>26214219
im a little drunk

>>26214219
I'm not drunk, but I do have an erection.

I'm too lazy to get drunk

im high as a motha

>>26214219
Can't get drunk unless/until I get at least 1000 words written for my assignment.

>>26214264
is only smells

coming down, but yeah
>>26214219
what's on your mind, fuckrag?

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I'm tipsy and I have to be at work at 9
it's 5am now
what do I doooo

>>26215432
well your obvioulsy europoor, so just apply for NEET bux

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buretts vodka 4 lyfe <3

I've had like 3/4ths of a bottle of wine and I'm gonna have some more. I've got a test for a potential job in 15 hours. What do?

>>26215505
>guaranteed replise

>>26214219
where can I get this video?

Hmm is it tuesday? Thought it was wednesday

>you never drink alone with r9k
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>>26216219
a 6/10 sucking a 7-incher must be so hard to find, my god

>>26214219
im getting there

>>26214292
congratulations

>>26215486
Why is the knife Pepsi branded?