tricks to beating life

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tricks to beating life 2016-02-02 23:03:58 Post No. 26209660
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tricks to beating life Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:03:58 Post No. 26209660 [Report]

>cute girl walking towards me
>slightly swing my hands out a bit more while we get closer
>our hands touch
>"whoops, sorry miss! how embarrassing"

Just upgraded from handholdless kissless virgin to just kissless virgin.

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:10:12 Post No.26209767
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:10:12 Post No.26209767 [Report]

Instead of being sad just be happy instead

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:11:51 Post No.26209810
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>fake heart attack at feminist convention
>get CPR
>now only virgin

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:22:53 Post No.26210032
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>>26209810
>find an open-house orgy on craigslist
>accidentally fall on someone
>apologize profusely and get the fuck out of there
>now a normie

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:25:01 Post No.26210079
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>>26209810
Yfw a nu male is the one that saves you while the feminists are standing around gasping

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:26:38 Post No.26210109
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>>26209767
this to be quite honest famalam

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:28:29 Post No.26210143
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:28:29 Post No.26210143 [Report]

>Cute girl walking in the same direction as you
>Walk next to her
>Imagine you're together
>You have now had a girlfriend

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:29:59 Post No.26210179
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>>26209767
people give this advice unironically

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:30:06 Post No.26210180
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:30:06 Post No.26210180 [Report]

>>26209660
But but
That's hand rape anon
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
How did it feel?
Would you ever upgrade and kiss rape too?

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:31:32 Post No.26210210
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>sneakily touch girls arse at work when it's crowded
>she notices
>doesnt mind

Basically Chad at this point

Anonymous 2016-02-02 23:32:19 Post No.26210227
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>washing dishes at the dining commons at my university part time job
>shift leader makes a cute girl also wash dishes next to me
>in my head pretend that she's my wife and mentally grope and kiss her

kept a straight face for 3 hours.

Anonymous 2016-02-03 00:27:35 Post No.26211251
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>be me , 15 yrs
> playing with toddler bro's 3 yr old gf because she's adorable and i have no life after school
>lie down under a table
>she kisses me and says good night in korean
>does it twice

advanced to unkissless virgin. it felt pretty good

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