Do people on r9k really eat sardines?
They are disgusting af.
This is why you are all virgin losers.
Why can't you go eat a big mac and fries like a normal person?
Because you called me a fat fuck sad loser who stuffs his face with fast food so I strted working out and trying to eat more healthy. As a result I have gone from flabbyfat to chubbyfat and smell like sardines.
There is a cereal called Honey Smacks which if you eat it your pee will smell exactly like them. It's apparently because of a sweetener used that your body cannot process normally so it excretes it through urine. It makes me wonder if it causes your pee to be tasting amazing.
I want to eat Honey Smacks and pee in a girl's mouth.
>your pee smells sweet after eating something sugary
I'm pretty sure you just have diabetes, anon. Honey Smacks never made my urine smell any different.
That is unlikely, Anon, but I appreciate the concern. My urine doesn't smell sweet after eating any other foods. It doesn't really smell "sweet" after eating Honey Smacks, it just smells distinctly of Honey Smacks. I've experienced it since I was a child and it's a widely reported phonomenon that not everyone experiences (no one else in my family had the same complaint). There is even a talk thread about it on the Wiki page for Honey Smacks. The ingredient that causes it is called "sweet wheat".
B-but the aspartame, anon. Try switching to sparkling water instead. Or drink sweet, delicious green tea. Brew it yourself and sweeten with honey, lemon, and stevia. Much better for you and more refreshing than diet soda could ever be.
>Be me summer of 2012
>Obsessed with getting fit and body dysmorphic disorder
>Workout a shit ton convinced if I get the perfect /fit/ bod I will be a winner
>Rent a room in a college house full of stoners and partiers
>Don't drink or smoke because of /fit/
>Have hot girls over by the shit load every night but sleep on a filthy mattress
>Keep empty sardine cans in my room so it smells all the way down the hall
>Never take out the trash
>Only eat sardines and other canned fish
>Socially oblivious. I fucked myself.
Objectively speaking, why would I believe this?
"People" (normals) are such fucking pussies when it comes to eating.
I just steam everything and call it a day. I might add some sauce or cook it with pepper/lemons/etc. if I'm feeling fancy as fuck. I drink water. And, of course, canned stuff like sardines and tuna. What else do I fucking need?
why do the damn commies have to ruin EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEE