Do people on r9k really eat sardines? They are disgusting af.

>23g of protein per 100g
>taste fine with chilli sauce
>all the Omega 3s you could ever wish for
>cost like 40p

>fell for the sardine meme
>eat them every day multiple times for 2 weeks
>have gout now
>toes burn so badly that I can barely concentrate

>>26206899
you mug

>haven't been on /r9k/ for like a year
>been eating sardines for about a year
>it's a meme now
what

They make good sandwiches with mayonnaise and sweetcorn

>>26206855
Sardines with Cholula hot sauce are my favorite way to eat them.

>>26206855
Because you called me a fat fuck sad loser who stuffs his face with fast food so I strted working out and trying to eat more healthy. As a result I have gone from flabbyfat to chubbyfat and smell like sardines.

>>26206882
>>cost like 40p

It costs exactly 40p.

>>26207029
39p at lidl my man

>>26206939
I'm serious m8.

My toes are hurting right now.

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> not eating vastly superior Mackerel
> 2016

Pathetic.

>>26206899
I ate one tin of sardines and got gout later that day.

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Shproti is only one kind of fish I like to eat.

>>26207540
R I G A
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Tuna is the superior canned fish.

>>26207635
This or oysters

Can't go wrong with oysters

>>26207635
>Tuna is the superior canned fish.
enjoy your mercury lmao

>>26207675
No. Fucking no. I can of smoked oysters and my piss smelled like it for three days

This shit better be a meymey or you guys are nasty as fuck

Single handedly the best meme off all time

>>26207785
>sniffing your piss
I know the real problem here

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>>26207635
MEGALOPA

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>>26207814

This is correct and original

>>26207868
>eating anything other than starkist

>>26206855
god this meme this getting cancerous

If course it's a meme you dip.
Only a retard would eat sardines when herring is avaliable.

>>26207868
dafuq is dat shit nigga

that tuna can be wildin

>>26207785
There is a cereal called Honey Smacks which if you eat it your pee will smell exactly like them. It's apparently because of a sweetener used that your body cannot process normally so it excretes it through urine. It makes me wonder if it causes your pee to be tasting amazing.

I want to eat Honey Smacks and pee in a girl's mouth.

>>26206855
Sardines are fucking delicious OP. Anyone else get a good feeling knowing you are eating the bones too?

>>26209015
>Anyone else get a good feeling knowing you are eating the bones too?

yep

dem calcium gainz

>>26208836
>I want to eat Honey Smacks and pee in a girl's mouth.
wonder if I can pay a dominatrix to eat them and pee in mine

>>26206855
All sardines are greasy, oily and wet fish that taste exactly like any fish cooked minus all that.. Disgusting.

>>26210398
your and idiot lad

>>26207856
What was I supposed to do breathe through my mouth? It stank up the entire bathroom, that shit is worse than asparagus

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>>26208836
>your pee smells sweet after eating something sugary
I'm pretty sure you just have diabetes, anon. Honey Smacks never made my urine smell any different.

>>26210398
>>26207540
>Not enjoying cold sardines with mustard as a tasty midnight snack

just picked up a few cans at the store. i also got some anchovies and i'm gonna try mixing them

>>26211096
Put your anchovies on a grilled cheese with some mustard, anon. You can thank me later.

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>>26210592
That is unlikely, Anon, but I appreciate the concern. My urine doesn't smell sweet after eating any other foods. It doesn't really smell "sweet" after eating Honey Smacks, it just smells distinctly of Honey Smacks. I've experienced it since I was a child and it's a widely reported phonomenon that not everyone experiences (no one else in my family had the same complaint). There is even a talk thread about it on the Wiki page for Honey Smacks. The ingredient that causes it is called "sweet wheat".

>>26211137
>>26211096

>tfw everything in diet except fruits is processed

anyone here trying to quit sodas?

i drink 8-10 diet sodas per day

they're my only source of hydration

>>26211433
Good lord, anon. I have like 8-10 sodas per month at the worst. Get it together. Just switch to water or juices.

>>26211433
B-but the aspartame, anon. Try switching to sparkling water instead. Or drink sweet, delicious green tea. Brew it yourself and sweeten with honey, lemon, and stevia. Much better for you and more refreshing than diet soda could ever be.

>>26211433

Try sparkling mineral water, same carbonation and acidic burn but no calories or sweeteners

It is cheap if you buy it by the case at liquor stores

>>26211433
maybe you should go join the Soda Anonymous

>>26206855
>Be me summer of 2012
>Obsessed with getting fit and body dysmorphic disorder
>Workout a shit ton convinced if I get the perfect /fit/ bod I will be a winner
>Rent a room in a college house full of stoners and partiers
>Don't drink or smoke because of /fit/
>Have hot girls over by the shit load every night but sleep on a filthy mattress
>Keep empty sardine cans in my room so it smells all the way down the hall
>Never take out the trash
>Socially oblivious
>Only eat sardines and other canned fish
>Socially oblivious. I fucked myself.

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>>26207217
>vastly superior


Objectively speaking, why would I believe this?

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>>26207540

http://www1.american.edu/ted/baltic.htm

"People" (normals) are such fucking pussies when it comes to eating.

I just steam everything and call it a day. I might add some sauce or cook it with pepper/lemons/etc. if I'm feeling fancy as fuck. I drink water. And, of course, canned stuff like sardines and tuna. What else do I fucking need?

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>>26213150
why do the damn commies have to ruin EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26211433
just buy flavored seltzer