ITT : Post what you are most insecure about. I'll start:

The fact that I'm 25 and have accomplished nothing with my life.

Besides being poor, my penis would be the big one. 2 inches flaccid, 4 inches fully erect.

>>26206232
>my penis would be the big one.
>2 inches flaccid, 4 inches fully erect.
huehuehue upboated

>>26206198
>receding hairline
>asymmetrical face
>the fact that I feel so different from people that I'm either
a) irreversibly edgy
Or b) legitimately different and will forever feel emotionally and socially hollow
>jewnose
>mild lordosis/wide hips

In that order

>>26206225
this tbo

Moobs for sure. I'm working toward losing them but they just stick out so fricking much.

I am 5'8"

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>skinny, small frame, small hands
>round cheeks
>smiling looks like joker grinning
>dead inside

Height. 5'8". Not even that short, but years of 4chan manlet memes completely destroyed any self esteem I had left.

>7cm labia minora

Fucking meme pussy

>13 cm needle penor
>no money
>thinning hair
>bulbous nose
>fat

>>26206198
My height.

I've never measured it, but I've estimated it to be 5'5" when compared next to my father and my uncle.

I'm eighteen, so hopefully I'll grow more.

>body is covered in red moles
>each mole has a pale white untannable circle around it
>received nicknames "target" and "nipples" all life
i'm a grill btw so looks actually matter

>>26206198
>hooked nose

I feel you anon

I want nose surgery

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>22 years old and haven't moved an inch since high school
>khv
>neet, never had a job
>pasty translucent skin covering a skinnyfat body
>4.5 inch penis, not even thick
>unable to grow facial hair besides a wispy neckbeard
>numerous mental health issues that require me to be medicated at all times
>haven't left the house in almost a month
>watch anime

I could keep listing. I'm insecure about literally everything.

>>26206198
i dont even kno where to start

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>>26207600
>guys looks don't matter

And my moles are worse, fuck off

>>26206198
5 inch penor

>My social retardation
>5'9, wouldn't be too bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm also skinny as fuck
>poor motor skills
>KV
>I don't have the power to save this depressing world

>>26207639
guys do look matter to a point. if you are obviously plain fucking ugly, smell bad, terrible skin, any combination you will have a hard time

>>26206198
Literally my entire face. I look unique af and not actually bad but its impossible for me to be chad. I'm too goddamn unique, if I tried to become a spy I'd be fired on the spot because you can spot my face from space.

>>26206198
>L O N D O N gap between front teeth
>dont know how to smile unless its reactionary
>lots of blackheads on nose
>cheeks are slightly fat even though i am skelly
>blonde hair is now light brown
>apathetic but have a savior complex

>>26206198
Everything.

Absolutely everything. Nothing can nor will ever go right.

>>26207600
>red moles with white circles around them
Are you sure that isn't some sort of fungal infection?

My chin juts out really far, I've been nicknamed "The Crimson Chin" before. I mean really fucking far, like as far as you'll ever see. Not really a deformity but it makes me look distinct or different than most.

>bland physical appearance
>way too clingy if shown a bit of affection
>manlet
>complete neet loser

>>26207667
a 5/10 girl can get a bf in 10 minutes
a 5/10 guy gets a 3/10 girl at best, if he's rich

>big fucking jew nose like OP
>shitty complexion
>5'9
>just a super ugly face desu

I got a few moles on my body. I hate going to the beach or any other activities that require taking off my shirt.

Also I have braces so I don't like to smile

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>have enormous nose
>it is of smaller size than those in pictures of merchants where the nose is supposed to be big
>mfw I found out I do have merchant ancestry
when do I get my shekels?

>>26206198
have a weak jaw.

>Acne (don't have it too bad, so I won't complain too much)
>upper arms are twig tier
>scrotum has some sebaceous cysts

It seems I was destined for cysts though, damn genes.

>>26207739
Bullshit. Same shit applies to girls, its just that you're not applying the same personality type to both. Not every woman over 5/10 is chadette, you CAN get 10/10 even if you're 3/10. Obviously its easier for women to find men but not to that degree.

Trust me, its hard being ugly but its not impossible.

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>>26206198
>crooked teeth
>massive earlobes
>somewhat lazy eye
>acne and acne scars
>fat
>zero sexual experience
>zero savings
>hairless
living the dream

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>>26207639
guys looks only matter if you're 10/10 or below 4/10, so most girls only look at the other traits anon.
>And my moles are worse, fuck off
checkm8.

>5'4''
>Missing 2 molars
>Goblin body

>>26207829
those look barely noticable, I've way more and they're raised. You don't know shit. I haven't taken my shirt off in 8 years

>>26207829

shut the fuck up you bitch, you look pretty attractive.

I can understand your insecurity, but I don't believe it could stop you from finding cock at all.

I'd date ya

>>26207829
lmao literally nothing
stop meming kid

>nose is too small
>lips are too thin
>hands are too small
>penis is 1 inch soft but grows 5 standing
>skin varies in color in certain parts

not too bad overall

Anyone else kinda like being weird looking?
>crooked yellow teeth
>5'5''
>white as a ghost
>skelly as fuck
>clothes bigger than the necessary on purpose
>involuntary psychopath smile
>hands big as fuck
>hooked chin
I kinda enjoy looking like a messed up cartoon character. Like Earl Sweatshirt, who gets to be so ugly it's kind of funny and kind of cool.

>>26207739
Hey, life's hard for girls, too. That 3/10 girl has to settle for a 5/10 guy, at best. That's so harsh.

>>26207829
have you tried wearing shirts?

>>26207722
Post silhouette.

>>26207829
>checkm8
>tiny moles

You just wanted some attention, you've literally no hardships in your life, eat a dick.

A lot of things about my skin
>discoloration on every fold of my body including my knuckles
>stretch marks
>terrible cicatrization so tons of scars from mosquito bites, falling, stuff like that all over my legs and a little bit on my arms
>sun spots on my face
>dark under eyes
>callused feet

>>26207829
T O R O N T O
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>>26208032
Forgot to mention backne

>>26207554
please let me eat it dear god yes

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>>26206198
>can't smile
>fucking eyebags all the time
>ugly as sin
>acne
>shit personality
I don't even need to mention khv, right?

My biggest problem is that I'm barely capable of expressing my thoughts. In my mind I just keep ranting and rambling on and on about everything and when I try to express it just comes out as a mess.

>>26208182

welcome to the club pal

>>26207829
I think the're qt anonette :3

>Sweaty palms
>Arthritis in knees
>Arms feel weak

>>26208306
>I think the're
> :3

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>>26207892
> I've way more and they're raised. You don't know shit. I haven't taken my shirt off in 8 years
post pic please.

>>26207893
>I can understand your insecurity, but I don't believe it could stop you from finding cock at all.
people literally throw bunched up papers at me because i'm a "target"

>>26207967
>have you tried wearing shirts?
anything that shows the slightest V shows this huge white spot mole thing. not being able to show cleavage that i barely have without the mole stealing the show is socially crippling.

>>26208016
>you've literally no hardships in your life
oh, anon. a girl's value is 95% her looks. a defective product only sells to the lowest bidder, the only potential suitors expect a major discount or prey to exploit the vulnerability, like haggling over a display TV that's missing several pixels. you would not understand.

>>26208364
i think you look pretty good overall so it kinda makes up for it
have you tried skin doctor?

>>26208364
the lads must do that inbetween giving you mouthfuls of cock you lying slut

>>>/soc/

>>26208364
Pretty gross, m8. Looks a bit diseased. Like they're scars from pus-filled blisters.

>>26208364
Well that hasn't stopped you from being a whore, has it?

>>26208364
>a defective product only sells to the lowest bidder
there is something ill never understand, why woman are so fucking picky about everything. not just guys but picky overall
a guy is picky about woman too but if can't catch the best than so fucking what, im not brad pitt and ill never will be

>>26208415
they dug out one by my tailbone and it grew back twice as big. apparently they're dangerously deep. i've been advised to cover them with tattoos but that would be so trashy.

>>26208448
sorry about the grammer, but i wake up every morning and accept ill never be brad pitt. you woman have issues accepting anything you can always bargain on

>5'6
>skinnyfat
>small, stubby hands
>lazy eye
>bad teeth
>curly hair

The game was rigged from the start.

>>26208364
Two words: FAKE TAN.

Or just make-up in general. Every other useless tart does it.

>>26208469
then its genetic, but i know a girl who has it (its not that bad but she got more of them) and it isn't so noticeable on her

>>26206225
Try being 29 and never before employed.

>tfw tomorrow I either reverse that or sink to the bottom of my depression

>>26208364
From the pictures you've shown, it seems the only really noticeable one is on your chest? You could really cover it up with some concealer/powder, the rest just look like average moles to me...

>>26206198
My hair I guess
But if it's not the physical stuff you mean then
>I will never get married to a mentally ill girl and be mentally ill with her for the rest of our lives which will end on the same day cuz we will have a suicide pact
S I G H

>fat
>acne
>balding, real thin on top and can see skin while under light
>5 inch cock that shrinks hardcore when unerect
Just fuck my shit up familia

>>26206198

>Went bald at 18
>Mantits that will never go away, even when I went to 110lbs when I'm 6'4"
>Constant dark eye rings that make people ask me if I ever sleep

Shitsux and no one will ever like me, but could be worse I guess.

>acne
>hair falling out thanks to accutane
>jewish nose
>skinny asf

>Less than 5'10"
>Brown eyes (I myself think they're alright)
>I can't talk to hot girls
>I'm a complete idiot when it comes to dating stuff
>I'm alone too much
>Poor social skills
>Skinnyfat

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>fat, stuck-out ass and I'm neither gay nor trans
>hairy as fuck, had the nickname "mammoth" when I was younger
>fucked up Brit-tier teeth, smiles therefore look creepy as fuck
>generally see myself as an ugly fuck

And that's just the physical side. Shit's fucked.

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>>26206198
>ginger
>mouth breather
>aspergers
>also a tranny

>Teeth are crooked and have an overbite
>Got braces as a kid to fix it but hated them and gave up
>Now stuck with gappy teeth and a slight overbite
Fuck sakes man

>>26206198

Go to your Dr and have them look at it. A deviated septum isn't the end of the world, nor are nasal polyps (which you may also have), and both are easily fixed with basic surgery.

Sort your shit out instead of wallowing in your problems. There's nothing more irritating than someone with a solvable problem they're not doing anything about.

>5 inch cut dick
>No sex experience at 25
>Have no idea what to do with a vagina.

>>26206198
skinny arms and sunken in chest

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>no chin
>pubes for facial hair
>baby face
>22 and never had a job
>circumcised

>dark circles under my eyes since forever
>afraid my dick will go soft during sex
>afraid i'll get tired during sex and have to stop
>get sweaty easily
>people have said my beard and mustache look like pubes but i use them to hide my meh jawline and any chance of acne

>>26206198
Sounds like a deviated septum if that's what you have get that shit fixed I did a few years ago feels so good to finally breathe

>>26210251
OP here, it costs lots of money. If I had the freaking money I wouldn't be posting in r9k. And even if I fix my deviated septum, my nose would still be hooked, as dorsal hump removal is rhinoplasty (costing even more money).

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>tiny tits
>small ass
>ugly
>boyfriend is a photographer and shoots semi nude girls frequently, almost all of whom are better looking than me
>constantly worried that he could be cheating on me even though I have no logical reason to be

>>26206198
>Post what you are most insecure about.

Poor
Not fit or strong
Not dressing well
Not trying to fix the above


The thing that's killing me is that I might have dropped to below-average intelligence after an accident.

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>>26210737
>nude girls
>implying that he hasn't already

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>tfw fat
>have to wear a coat wherever I go so I can hide my waistline a little better
>ugly as fuck
>thinking i might also have slight tourettes

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>>26210737
>no logical reason
>takes pictures of girls naked
>girls
>naked
You tell me

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>tfw you could probably be a good merchant

>>26210793
>>26210828
not helping senpaitachi. i'm don't think he's doing anything, but i just can't get that nagging feeling to go away.

>had real bad acne on back, now scarred - looking like I was thrown into a glass-pool back first at any given time.


I could never swim at the beach or swimming pool, always sitting alone back at our valuables. My excuse was always that I'm not too keen on swimming and that I'd watch the valuables.
I really liked swimming back then. Ah well.
Other than that I'm well off, so I don't think I have anything to complain about.

My lazy eye, I already have myopia and they're not symmetrical so I'm always worried that I look like a cross eyed freak.

Really bad teeth, never brushed them until last year so not only are they crooked but also full of holes.

I'm fat, I lost a lot of weight but my gut is still there and I've got heaps of stretch marks. To top it off I'm hairy and look like a generic neckbeard.

Unemployed, no training or potential to do anything. I'm not even good at shitposting.

I'm basically useless.