Piss jugs at max capacity. Gotta dump em soon. Who else gotta

>>26205968
Accidentally mixed up my piss bottles and vodka bottles. Literally took a giant swig of my own piss.

Kill me now DESU SENPAI

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>>26205988
Was it at least fresh or was it getting rancid?

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>>26205968
Just finished dumping for you OP

>>26206019
Had to be a good month old at least. Puked it out everywhere and had a can of Coke on hand to get rid of the taste, luckily

>>26206082
>not a screw on cap
we got a loose cannon over here

>>26205968
Just shows by low reply count that this board is infested with normies

>>26206293
Sorry that the bathroom is 2 seconds away from my room

>>26206293
I have a sink in my room

>>26206743
Lucky cunt
original comment

>>26205968
BASED


Fucking normies run this board now though shame

>>26205968
My mom works during the afternoon and comes home at night. I've never had to jug it up, but I will if anyone else decides to live here

>that one bottle that turns dark brown and makes you wonder what you ate or drank

You need one of those huge 2gallon apple juice jugs

>>26206774
Thanks anon

>>26206809
Yea i need to step my game up.

What is the black and white stuff that accumulates at the bottom of old pee?

>>26205968
>>26205988
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>>26207254
I JUST HOPE YOU USE WET WIPES TO CLEAN YOUR HANDS AFTER PISSING AND BEFORE TOUCHING YOUR KEYBOARD AGAIN

>>26207322
why? I use bottles with large necks so it's not like pee is splashing everywhere or getting anywhere near the mouth. I hardly even have to touch my penis.

>>26207322
Nah i don't usually. I also eat at my desk too while at my computer. Life is great.

>>26205968
>2016
>using Gatorade bottles
>not using old Tide laundry detergent bottle to keep roommate from stealing your soap

Step up your game son.

>>26207390
Hes right u just ram it in there and piss away. It's actually better than peeing holding ur dong.

>>26205988
I've done this too, that's why I don't use Gatorade bottles anymore.

>dat muscle memory:
>see bottle with liquid
>arm automatically bends up to mouth

>>26207322
why? im a NEET and rarely wash/wipe my hands.

>>26205968
Pro-Tip: Piss in bottle of half-finished green tea

The tea will make the rest of the piss green disguising it just in case someone enters your room

burn incesne to hide smell

>>26207469
I don't really notice a smell at all. Does the smell really leach with the cap on?

>>26207469
I feel like it only smells when you use jugs like >>26206082
I don't smell it at all with screw on caps. With the jugs, I feel like the smell creeps out a little.

>>26207322
piss is sterile

I love you lads to be honest.

>>26207546
Um.....look I've got bottles stashed all over the room and its a fucking mess, sometimes I lose them and they sit there for weeks.

Milk jugs are a bad idea.

>>26207553
Thanks for the info fellow wise wizard

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>>26205968
>tfw you piss in 5quart empty motor oil jug
>tfw dick gets oil on it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26207585
It didn't taste that way.

>>26207629
*fresh piss is sterile

>>26207594
You're welcome.
But what I really want to know is what the hell is that stringy black and white crap that sometimes accumulates at the bottom?

I have around 15 full 1,5 liter bottles full of pee in my wardrobe. That's the place where I hide them usually. Should I post?

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>tfw you piss from your eight floor balcony at night

>>26207699
iktf desu famalam. Sometimes piss out the window from the 7th floor so I don't have to get out of bed. feels good

>>26207698
Yes post please. Lets get some more OC up in here

>>26207653
I think its cum lel

>>26207642
so not when a cloud of fumes comes out and there are spongy white protien strings floating around in it?

while looking for answers, I found this

http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=792368

>Old urine is like gold but I never drink it because it smell
>Amoniac
>Please don't put it on your eyes cause it burn like hell
>trust me I've tried

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>>26207698
i can't see why not

>>26205968
you should harvest the phosphorous

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>>26207734
>tfw you hurl your empty vodka bottle down as well and you hear it crashing somewhere in the distance

>>26207698
draw a nice pepe to go with it

>>26207812
we are one. Sometimes afraid I'll hit a car or something, but it's just the easiest way to get rid of shit. also pour my piss out the window if I've been using piss bottles.

>>26207753
>http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=792368

>Drinking human waste
>waste
>being this deluded.

>>26207849
There's something exhilarating about it though. That breathless pause between throwing it out and hearing it land.

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>>26207914
>I know 4 days is whew!!

>>26207916
yep, also convinced people have seen me throw shit out the window, but can't tell which apartment I'm in

>>26207937
http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=1211970
was this thread desu

>>26207951
I do it around 4 am with the lights off, when you throw it far enough they'll probably just think it's drunks fucking about in the street.

>>26207999
gg checked senpai, keep on keeping on

>>26207812
>friday night
>drunk
>hear laughter from outside
>its 2dudes and 2 or 3 girls probably go home after club
>piss down from my 9 floor
>laughter stopped

>>26206774
i you run a board, you are not a normie

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>>26208044
>>26208076
piss for the piss god

Those are kidneystones forming slowly dude.

Get yourself checked.

>>26208159
What the white stringy stuff?

>>26205968
Yr hardwood looks pretty crisp

>>26208203

Yes, it looks stringy because that shits got a high solid content.

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How are you guys trying to kick your piss jug addiction? I am trying my hardest to get used to the idea of a toilet but I can't do it. I haven't pissed outside of a bottle in 4 years. Here are the steps I have taken so far

1. I have started wiping a plate on my dick to wipe it after I use my piss bottles, then I present that plate with a muffin to my sister. The sexual thrill I then get to associate with porcelain touching my dick removes my fears of my dick touching the toilet when I piss
2. I have started drinking soda ONLY from cans so I have fewer bottles to piss in
3. I have started eating 2 times the daily reccommended sodium intake so I am dehydrated and don't need to piss
4. Started getting used to the scary flushing sound of the toilet by spending 10 minutes a day in the public toilets at the local supermarket.

Its hard but I am making progress

>>26207322
Cleaning your hands is a fantastic meme. If it were really so dangerous to go unwashed our species would be wiped out.

>>26208240
What if it's black too?
It looks more like some type of mold or bacteria.

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>>26208291
enjoy your stinky room

Anyone else think about using a catheter instead?

>>26207642
No it isn't. It ceases to be sterile as soon as it leaves your bladder.

>>26208422
>ramming a gardenhose up your penis

nah

>>26208241

>dick touching the toilet

Are you retarded? Or just a cuck who sits down to piss?

>>26205968

>piss jugs at max capacity
>all of them 3 quarters full at best

FUCK OFF NORMIE

>>26208791
maybe he has a huge cock

>>26208797
One more big piss and i top them all off faggot. Lets see your stash than bitch. You aint got shit

>>26207322
>not licking the delicious knob juice straight off your sweet NEET fingers
up your game son

>>26208826

I'd believe that if he was somehow 3ft tall and was't tall enough to reach the bowl.

>>26208861

>topping them all off
>not filling one first, then starting a new jug

Step up your piss jug game, faggot

>>26208861
>>26208924
> Lets see your stash than bitch. You aint got shit