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I finally had sex
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Hey guys, guess who finally had sex?
Its a pretty funny story

Alright, so I'm basically a failed normie. Met some normie kid in a college class a while back and he invited me to some party. I drink heavily on my own and all that shit, just never really get invited to these normie shindigs. I go to his place, and there are QT normie girls EVERYWHERE. Music blasting, Chads here and there, it was a weird experience for a loser like me.

Eventually, i start standing by a group of girls and guys all chatting.
One of them, has a boyfriend. I've had my eye on her for a while, been crushing on her for about a year or so- we lived on the same floor last year. But she has a boyfriend. BF is a 10/10 chad who's on the basketball team. So anyways, we're all really drunk and she starts talking to me and I start ranting and raving about Trump and /pol/itics and it was a fun time. She laughs and says 'hehe anon you're so funny'
Long story short, we end up fucking later

Did i just cuck out the captain of the basketball team? Holy fuckk

But tahts not the important thing

Sex isn't as great as i thought it would be
literally feels like a wet hole for your dick
Not as great as i thought it would be :/
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you're retarded and she was probably fat or ugly
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sex just isn't a big thing
(unless you have a big thing)
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>>26204186
Either you jack off too much or her cunt's too loose. Sex is great.
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>>26204186

How long did you last?
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GET OUT
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OFF YOU GO
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>>26204186
>Sex isn't as great as i thought it would be

You need to do it more often and somewhat frequently to really understand. After my first time I, too, thought, "What, that's it?" But trust me, it'll get better.
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>>26204186
>hey guys I just had sex!
>it's not that great really
Every fucking time.
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How old are you OP? And when did you met the grill you sexed?
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the cucking is the most interesting aspect of your story op
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So are you preparing for beat down of your life by team of basketball chads?.
What will your self defense strategy be?
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