First off, why the fuck are you guys still searching for a girl

>>26203679
you sound like a roastie who wants to keep all the cute robots to herself

>>26203751
I'm a straight male who knows what's going on in this literal shithole we call earth

>>26203679
>no shut in neet gf like me to watch anime and play vidya with all day
i dont even mind if she isnt attractive because im not that attractive as well
just someone to spend the day with and do stuff with ;_;

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I'm female and have worthless weeb hobbies and habits, so it's not too out there to think there might be other females who share them as well. I grant you though that it is highly unlikely that she would want to deal with me, nor I with her.

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>>26203793
Do you think you will ever find someone like that on said or similar sites?

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>>26203890
maybe anon, plus i dont mind if she is even a bully or mean to me i just want attention even if its faked desu

>>26203948
Bait detected, if you have zero standards besides like anime and video games you should have found someone on said sites already. Except if you, of course, never leave your house. In that case, crying is what will fucking end you, mate.

Also quite surprised with the low replies here, seems like fuckheads can't take the truth

>>26204054
i never leave my house op, im a neet who is on his pc all day

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>>26203679
I've never tried to pick up a girl xD
kv and I don't even care

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>>26203679
>No, seriously, no bait, full seriousness. Why haven't you given up on girls yet?

Because it's not an option you moron. Most men have a biological imperative that will keep pushing them towards their goal in any way possible. Even if it means wanking 10 times a day inside your room. Seems like you have no idea how humans or anything at all works.

>>26204215
Try fapping

>>26204300
Fapping is proven to release different chemicals compared to sex. It's unsatisfactory, that's why people develop masturbation and porn addictions.

>>26204215
Bait. If not:
Hookers. Some will even cuddle with you for full effect. Or pretend to be someone else for the rest of your life for a girl, if you're looking for "true" love.

>>26203679
Is she puking an egg into the other girls mouth?

>>26204364
I'm a girl and masturbation satisfies me better than sex.

I have given up on finding a GF though OP.
I even work alone which helps me keep my distance from people so I don't have to have friends.
It's pretty soul crushingly depressing but then so was life when I had GF and friends.
I'll agree OP, a lot of posters (I can't speak for lurkers) seem to think there is actually a female out there who will be able to put up with their bullshit and boringness, no shit girls would rather be chad's 3rd or 4th wife when the alternative is watching anime and hoovering cheeto dust off these basement dwellers.
fugg chaps, either do something with yourself or just accept you're going to be alone, don't put yourself out there and give women something to laugh at.

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>>26203679
>Why haven't you given up on girls yet?
I have. It's a liberating feeling actually. Life has been amazing. I'm actually about to get my EE degree with a 3.95 GPA, ever since I stopped thinking about women I haven't made a grade less than an A.

I realized that I shouldn't feel disappointed that I will never have a woman want me (although I suppose if I make enough money, maybe I'll find one willing to pretend), any more than I should feel disappointed that I'll never soar in the skies like a bird, swim in the ocean like a fish, or score touchdowns in the NFL. I'm just not equipped for these things.

>>26203679
>guy: hey guys I like anime and video games !
>you're worthless hobbies and you're worthless existence kek

>girl : hey guyz I also like anime and video games !
>that's rare, you're cute, hope you'll find a bf

Fuck you OP.

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>>26204467
Upvoted.

>>26204471
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

>>26204436
Hear Hear, I can't imagine being forced to have sex with someone when I can take care of it quicker alone.

>>26204369
Fucking hookers is beyond disgusting you retarded virgin. Also if you think having sex with a woman because you pay her is anything but terrible and damaging you need to put a bullet through your brain, not even joking.

>>26204436
women are different, you are cold, heartless cunts and you only love yourself so it's not surprising

>>26203679
stubbornness I guess? I'm not repulsive, I work out and I don't have a problem with my hygiene. I'm not a weeb and I can hold a semi-decent conversation. My red flags are my personality and my past, too much baggage and abuse. I honestly want to let go of it so I refuse to give up. Here you have it.

>>26205563
Then take the other choice >>26204369
Have fun dying inside even more shithead

>>26205680
>My red flags are my personality and my past
>I honestly want to let go of it
Also second choice, but without joking.