>go to massage parlor
>get an actual penis massage instead of a handjob
Last time I went was amazing. Went to a new place for me. Girl was beautiful, nice size tits and ass. She gave the best actual massage I've ever had. And she really worked my dick good, whispering in my ear about how strong she was jacking me off as I came.
I legit have an amp addiction.
>Went to parlor
>Told the girls that I will tell the police oif they do not give me a free hand job
>I weigh 340 pounds
>They send two girls to rub my belly fat
>They have a hard time finding my penis
>1 gives up
>I get up and storm off
>They get upset and offer sex if I keep quiet
>I take 5 minutes to fuck one of them
>I tell the police anyway
>go in for a penis massage
>"you seem to carry a lot of tension in your shaft... Hmm..."
>an amazing massage later it may as well be dough, she took every last square inch of stiffness out
These people are miracle workers