>go to massage parlor >get an actual penis massage

Last time I went was amazing. Went to a new place for me. Girl was beautiful, nice size tits and ass. She gave the best actual massage I've ever had. And she really worked my dick good, whispering in my ear about how strong she was jacking me off as I came.

I legit have an amp addiction.

>>26203583
>>26204201
sounds like a handjob to me

>>26203583
So raw fucking?

>>26204257

penis massages are slow and take skill.

handjob is just moving hand up and down

>>26205300
Sounds like a glorified handjob

How do I find a massage parlour that'll give me a quick wank? Do they take their shirts off?

>>26205361
Rubmaps son

I went to an amp once when j was a freshman at college and mama-San told me I looked too young and shoo'd me out of the front door.

I'm actually really scared I'll walk into one of these places someday to get an actual regular massage and get doused in spaghetti

>>26203583

>Penis massage for money

There's a word for that, I think it's "Hooker"

>>26205343
for only 39.99

>>26205924
A full body massage is actually not against the law

>>26205826
>rejected by actual whores

ELL OH ELL. Why didn't you show an ID, you babyfaced fuck?

>>26205826
Did you came back and shoot the place?

>>26203583
How much does it cost? I hear they expect like >50$ tip regardless of price

>>26205924

there's a difference between giving a massage and giving a handjob. Women can get breasts, ass, and pussy massages too, but it's not prostitution.

>>26206475

50 for handjob
200 for sex

>>26203583
>actual penis massage instead of a handjob
no body has explained the difference so far

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>Went to parlor
>Told the girls that I will tell the police oif they do not give me a free hand job
>I weigh 340 pounds
>They send two girls to rub my belly fat
>They have a hard time finding my penis
>1 gives up
>I get up and storm off
>They get upset and offer sex if I keep quiet
>I take 5 minutes to fuck one of them
>I tell the police anyway

>>26203583
>go in for a penis massage
>"you seem to carry a lot of tension in your shaft... Hmm..."
>an amazing massage later it may as well be dough, she took every last square inch of stiffness out

These people are miracle workers

>>26205767
that only works for certain countries, but lewd massages exist all around the world.

Are there any tell-tale signs?

>>26207124
Blacked out windows & neon signs

>>26207124
Cop cars parked up the block.

>>26207065

one looks medical and the other looks sexual