>Its 8:30 am >wasted on my front porch drinking beers and

You blew it with 3 girls in the span of a few minutes? Impressive work.

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>>26203086
Thx bro... I needed that

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>>26203038

I think the tree girls would have been cool if you didn't say "fucking". Using that word made an otherwise funny command sound threatening.

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now I really want to day drink. FUCK YOU OP

Why do you think they call it edge?

>>26203164
Ill admit icurse too much but the girls my age looked very "hip" i would imagine theyre used to vulgar language...

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>>26203206

it's still different coming from a stranger, but I see your point anon

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>>26203190
Wait what the sfuck they make icehouse thats 8%??? Why havent i seen those?? Also get your day drink on bro its awesome even if the roasties are apprehensive.

>>26203190
Also listen to this song and all his other shit if you like this video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

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Any other morningdrunk anons?
I need someone to talk to and to trade music with...

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Seriously im just gonna bump blast this thread cause i never post and i want some interaction right now ..

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fuck the captcha i am a robot.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0

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Fuck you guys. Not even the other robots care about me..

>>26203038
That's pretty funny dude. Not that bad to be honest, fampai. I don't think your chances of hooking up with some random bitches walking by is good to begin with. The only reason the tweaker interacted with you is because she's a fiend. Hell, she'll probably be back for more.

>>26203038
Dunno OP, sounds like a nice morning to me. Maybe your attitude is the problem.

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I know you guys will like this song... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AagXbraxPK0

>>26203038
op I wish I had your life

>>26203038
why are you sad? they kicked your fucking tree.

>>26203038
The problem with you is that you're reacting too strongly to something that isn't even that bad. You made a tongue in cheek joke and they ran off like nervous kids walking to school confronted by an adult do when checked. Accept that these things happen and let it go.

>>26203038
>Its 8:30 am
>wasted on my front porch drinking beers and smoking cigarettes
>ugly middle aged tweeker comes up and asks me for a cigarette
>flirt with her for awhile as we smoke because fuckit why not
>she leaves
>still out here drunk as hell enjoying the morning sun
>two pretty girls my age walk by and one kick a tree (god knows why) in my front yard
>think it would be funny to say "dont fucking kick my tree!"
>both nervously say sorry snd hurry away
>GruffThroatyLaugh.MP3
>Crack another beer open

Fixed it