>feet cold >can't bother getting off the pc to wear

I shitted myself. Not joking.

Really had to go to toilet but this thread on /b/ was getting intense.

Tried to ease the pain a little by trying to fart

Instead liquid shit filled my pants.

This was a long time ago.

I avoided living my life.

not going outside desu

>>26202757
I was in the middle of a really heated debate on reddit, I needed to take shit but if I went to the bathroom it would have looked as if I have given up, so I just dropped a load in my pants while typing. I don't regret it.

>>26202757
>need to eat
>no food on house
>never leave the computer
>eat nothing for almost 2 days

wew lads, glad I'm better now.

>>26202757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK4mghu1VRE

>>26202802
underrated and true
(above statement expressed in an original manner)

taking a shit

well, it was accidental to be honest. i shitposted myself :(

>>26202757

I once shitposted during a job interview. I got it.

>>26202759
next level shitposting bro