>"So do you have a girlfriend anon?" >"No,

>not wanting to dedicate your life to a roastie makes you gay
Why are normies so stupid?

It's pretty pathetic how normies view of the world is so limited that anyone who doesn't want what they want is automatically gay.

>>26199088
God damn it, this.

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>>26199043
Just tell her your reasoning, the more people you convince about degeneracy the more people might wake up

Just go on a really shit, awkward date with Kelly. Then they'll leave you alone.

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Normies will never understand the pleasure of not being cucked

>Hey anon do you have a gf?
"No"
>Why, you gay or something?

GEE I DUNNO, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO UP TO THE GF TREE AND PICK ONE OUT
OR MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT THAT FUCKING EASY YOU NORMIE FUCK REEEEEEEEEE

But seriously OP, yours probably sucks more.

>>26200718
This. Go and bee yourself. No one will ever ask anything.

>>26200718
That'd require time and money with little to benefit from

>>26200771
>time and money
Oh no it wouldn't. That's exactly why it will be awkward and they will all leave you alone.

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This is what makes me want to kill myself as a joke to them
Like "NOW do you understand how little I care about your little game?"

But then they'll just interpret it as you being lonely. REEEEEEEEEEE

>>26199043
>girl has a thing for you

FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET FUCKING OUT

>>26200779
Lmao, you'd get her to pay? Fucking genius. I'd walk out the restaurant or say BRB and just leave the bill with her

>>26199043
>"Kelly from HR has a thing for you. What do you think?"
Fuck off normie, no women are interested in me

>>26199043
>>26200764
I agree with you but its even worse if people dont even ask you this because they just assume you cant get a gf.

Youre both huge norms.

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When women are interested in me, it makes me laugh, because I know that once they discover the real me that they'll despise me/ show the world who I truly am.

So I awkwardly shuffle away from any scenario where they are present.

Hahah, they'll never get me.