>NEEtbux just stopped cos I didn't go in for a meeting about finding a job and 'shaping' my CV
Ordering my exit bag with the money I have left.
This should be a reality show. NEETs on NEETbux.
>he is fastening the hose to the helium now
>he is crying like a bitch
>he can't do it
>he is eating a plant he found outside and posting on 4chan
These things are such a waste of time. I was unemployed for almost a month and had to go to one of these things as a requirement to continue to get my payments. I was so embarrassed to be sitting there. It was all long term no hopers and absolutely braindead questions like "Do I need references?" At the end they wanted us to sign some shit that would lock us in for like an 8 week program or something and I told the lady I wasn't signing it because it was a waste of my time and I just needed support while I looked for a job, something from which this shit would simply be a distraction. Next week I got a call telling me my payments would be cut off because I missed one of these sessions. Went ballistic. Fucking joke that this is supposed to be in place to help people get jobs but it's simply there to justify the existence of these useless training programs, their useless employees and the assholes who bribe centrelink to get their program used.
Thankfully got a job offer soon a few days after my last payment went through so wasn't impacted but it could have genuinely been a hindrance.
Absolute joke. Centrelink is one of the few entities that if a terrorist bombed it I would probably laugh.
why do they make us neets jump through so many hoops for the right to live?
one day when bernie takes over they are going to feel bad about what they put us through. Just give me tendies!! IM A HUMAN BEING!!
>tfw when I fell for their trickey
They had me work at some shitty greenhouse for 6 weeks, and still no company would hire me despite using them as a reference. It's all a scam my man.
Sure feels good to have a well paid job, a house, a fast car, a practical car, a wife, child on the way.
Suck it faggots.
>tfw I come here to enjoy watching you faggots writhing in pain and suffering
>there's nothing you cunts can do about it
Sure feels good to feel happy without selling my time and life for paper so to buy things I don't need which don't bring real happiness but only distractions, and having no wife which could cheat on me or family in which I'd have to spend even more of my time supporting.
Stay delusional, normo. Be a good goy. Buy your happiness. Hate your life till that pay comes in so it makes the next month bearable.
Robot's are delusional too, crying for life to fall into their lap, want what they can't have so they resent it.
I love my work and value my friends and family over any material possession. Money does make life easier. Can enjoy nice meals at restaurants with friends etc. Good times. Ah well neetslaves each to their own.
>I love my work and value my friends and family over any material possession.
Aha. I see that from the unhappiness you're not having so you don't browse a board for failed manchildren because you really are truly happy.
Would be quite pathetic to be telling one self lies and being cheered up by someone worse ff than you, right?
If you were content there would be no reason for you to be here, even if you find it funny or entertaining. Only hollow people who want to compare lives so to feel better come here.
Do us a favour first.
Write a really long social media post describing how the dole as ESA are hell to be on and that you're mentally sick and need help and how it's better to die than it is to try to live on those services at they won't leave you alone to heal.
Make life better for the rest of us on NEET bux, OP.
Nice backpedaling, anon. And yes, /o/ and /fit/ clearly shows your disconnection from the materialist world.
>He doesn't just git gud
I was NEET for six years. So glad to have become a wagecuck tbhfam. Money to spend on the things I could never afford before, do things I've wanted to do my whole life and never got the chance to before. Also my job is minimum wage job is awesome. 100/10 experience, way better than I expected. My manager is my friend and lets me have the day off whenever I feel like it, and it makes me appreciate those comfy days so much more, especially since I can do more with my wagecuckbux. Quickly learned to blend in with the normies and earn their trust. Experiencing so much shit I never got to do before, all my coworkers saw me smoke my first blunt wew lad
JUST DO IT!
LIBERATE YOUR SHIT UP
YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
OR YOU CAN ACCEPT DEFEAT
But nah do whatever you want fampai, I'm not actually trying to motivate you, and I'm p sure you'll just pussy out and fail at an heroing anyway.
calm down cuckie, we don't want you burning out before the weekend!
Im living in Canada, Im from the UK. I called DWP and my council to end my benefits before I left the country. My JSA stopped but my housing bennies have been coming to me for two years.
Get a data entry job. Work from home, set your own hours, good pay ($28/hour here in Australia), plenty of positions available, and many don't even ask for experience. You literally sit at home entering information into a company database. There's no reason not to do this.
Why more people on /r9k/ don't do this is rather puzzling.
Im a transnational bennie seeker. I have a disability pension in the UK and Canada, I get income assistance in Canada and housing benefit in the UK. I make 48000quid a year.
I use this to finance my world travels and I get shitfaced every other day.