If you want a girl to love you why not just have a daughter

If only it was that simple...

>>26197566
Surrogate mother, you pay a woman to give birth then she fucks off.

Just make enough money to support the damn thing.

>>26197486
i'd be a terrible parent and i'm sure she'd resent me

already thought about this.
there's a lot of leg work in having a kid it turns out. first a regular woman has to like you enough to actually have the kid.

>>26197579
money and paperwork out the asshole, fuck that. i heard surrogates can claim random expenses, fuck that bullshit.

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>>26197486
It'll be too obvious when she goes missing

Anyway, they don't allow single men to adopt

>>26197711
Do some research on it, it doesn't work that way otherwise it wouldn't exist. She doesn't have any legal right over the child.

>>26197724
claim random expenses for the pregnancy, where did i say anything about rights? did you quote the wrong person? do some 'research' on how to reading comprehension, fuggin faggit.

>>26197747
Do some research on how to spell. You're a lazy shit who thinks signing papers is too much.

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>>26197713
It's fun looking through the photolistings of kids up for adoption

The ugly ones just don't seem to get picked. How hilarious that even from birth, your entire life is pretty much dictated by how attractive you are

This really makes me feel bad

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This stuff is physically painful to read

He's 18 and still looking for that family he never had

>>26197990
that is high-tier ugly

>>26197486
>just have a daughter
excuse me while I impale myself upon my reproductive rights

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>>26198030
I want his birth mother to see this and kill herself.
>giving your son up for adoption because you're too much of a cunt to raise him
>probably hopes he finds a family
>discover he's been in foster care till as old as 18 and has trust and mental health issues
Imagine that growing up in foster care not even trusting your family.

I hope the mother kills herself out of guilt.

>>26197713
>they don't allow single men to adopt
I also hear that "they" don't allow single men to date!
What a trap

>>26198088
Nah. Anthony is mah nigga.

>>26198128
Nah to what?
I hope the mother finds out what she's done to her son by abandoning him.

I really want a cute daughter to cuddle with

>>26198139
Everybody needs a mom, man.
Especially one that you didn't know that you had because she was such a dumb bitch, and you were just enough of the man that she needed to turn her into a real person.

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>skateboarding
boring
>music
oh great another one
>LOVES anime
FOUND HER

>>26197486
But I also want a girl to also fuck. A lot.

>>26197486

All that work and cost? Keeping her away from the various niggers who would seek to fuck her in years to come? It's just too much hassle.

>>26198205
>She enjoys being around younger kids and takes on somewhat of a parenting role.

that's really sad to me. she tries to fill a parent role to other kids because she lacks one herself.

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>>26198240
Super sad

>>26198205
>the Walking Meme

Almost perfect.

>>26197765
stop making up stuff because you're butthurt, you're a condescending idiot who thinks all you do is sign papers, a lot more is involved, ironic since you're telling me to do 'research'.

>>26197697
The only real outcome. If I can barely take care of myself, how could I take care of a kid?

>>26198227
You could keep her sheltered like a Victorian spinster, but not in a Josef Fritzl way

>>26198343
I always thought that a kid would love living like a NEET, it would be really magical

You could play all day and make pillow forts eat junk food and lay around watching shows and playing video games. It would be true bliss

But the GOVERNMENT says I'm not fit to be a parent

>>26198412
There are rules for adoption but you can have your own children just like everyone else. Government can't stop you doing that.

>>26198442
I DON"T HAVE A WOMB

>>26198494
Do you have testicles? You can be a father

>>26198578
I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A WOMB

I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS AND THEY'D NOTICE IF I KIDNAPPED SOMEONE

I have two daughters already from a mistake when I was younger. Love them to death.

>>26198652
Post pictures

Preferably sexy ones

>>26198671
I'm neither a pedophile nor a pedophile enabler so no.

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>>26198685
Why are you even here, faggot?

>>26198699
Because I took the week off and I'm not tired.

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>>26197713
>Anyway, they don't allow single men to adopt
Good thing I'm not single!

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>>26198725
I'm never tired

My thirst for young blood never tires

Relinquish your lolis to me AT ONCE, normalfag!

>>26198764
Or, better idea, no.

>>26198754
Normies don't count 2d waifus...

>>26198754
Seriously though, if I listed my waifu as my partner would they accept it? Would I have to bring my daki to an interview or something and explain?

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>>26198782
Different anon here
Post babby pics please

>>26198816
Those aren't on this computer. I have a copy on a thumb drive but it's cold in here and I'm not taking my blanket off for it. When they ask what I want for Father's Day this year I want a goddamn snuggie.

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>>26198830
Don't be a faggot anon
Post some goddamn baby pics for me to 'aww' at

>>26198848
Nah son not until it gets at least five degrees warmer in this house.

>>26198830
It will be summer by then, you won't need a snuggie

>>26198893
I still want one. My feet are always cold. been that way since I was a kid.

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>>26198879
POST CUTE BABY PICTURES RIGHT NOW NORMIE

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People need to stop having kids, it's cruel.

Because children shouldn't raise children.

>>26197990
Poor girl. If you just fixed her teeth, she'd be decent looking.

And the best part? Just like buying an old run down house, fixing it up, and getting a bigger payoff at the end, this girl will love you more than anything for giving her a chance.

This, my friends, is why I only date "ugly" girls. I use my money to fix their self esteem issues and they're mine for life.

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>>26199426
this hurts me in the feels, we're all just kids who were forced to grow up way too fast.

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>>26197713
>favorite this child

>>26199499
Until they're hot enough to leave you for Chad?

>>26198636
Kidnap them first

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Is it illegal for a fembot to have a kid and give it to a neet robot?

>>26199426
Exactly. And most robots should know this.
They were raised by damaged parents.


>>26197486
I really hope none of you guys ever has children (and especially daughters).

And nothing will replace the unconditional love your mother should give you.
Just accept that she left a hole in you and move on with your life.

>>26199557
I want to breed stinky fembot pussy

>>26199560
I'd be a good dad actually, my nephew thinks I'm the best

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>>26198030
>Anthony is free for adoption
I can see why
so how much would a pretty loli cost?

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>tfw can't adopt a qt because you're a male, single, and only 19
Fug I want to save one of these kids
Who else here /hero complex/?

>>26198240
>>26198269
Maybe I'll adopt her and make her a mother.

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>>26199746
>open that adoption site
>search for white teens
>prepare to fap HARD
>realize all these kids have no parents
>start to cry
>continue to fap anyway because cock already hard

>>26198205
>>26198030
>>26197990
>>26197713

This make me so sad. I loose mother and father when I was little. When I get husband I want to have adopt child :)

>>26199846
Want to make kids with me? I'm black but I'd be a good father

>>26199903

No thank you. I want husband who will be there for child.

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>>26197486
As a depressed manchild who can't even provide for himself and has initimacy issues beyond help, I'm sure that is the best solution.

>>26197486
I've considered it. But the finances and commitment are way too much to bear. Plus, I'm aware I'd just use a daughter to slake my loneliness, which is probably not the best environment to raise a kid in.

>>26199977
Based taste in hentai.

>>26200151
That's literally what every parent does m80

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>>26199919
Hol up god damn, even the immigrants believe this.

>>26200274

I am not immigrant I am Russian.

>>26197486
That's swell and all op but I really shouldn't be let alone with children
>tfw you will never get a farm near a white hick town and kidnap a loli and bring her to your farm which is off the roads so nobody can find it

where's that image of the guy who summons two lolis but can't bring himself to defile them and instead turns into a dad and wonders years later while cooking food for the two lolis how he could have ever thought that way

>>26199746
I also have a slight hero/messiah complex

>>26199846
Why would anyone ever date a stripper?
What kid wants to have a stripper for a mother?
I'd prefer an orphanage

>>26200274
She's a stripper anon
Don't worry even the niggest of niggers are better

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>>26197486
>Having a daughter in this society
I didnt realize that r9k is delusional.

>>26200458
It makes you happy to hurt persons feeling?

>>26200487
Don't worry I will have a daughter with you if I get to abuse you both

>>26199919
Putin bringing the heat

>>26200487
Nigger kids don't want parents that are strippers and t.b.h strippers shouldn't be allowed to adopt
If you're a stripper it shows you aren't fit to properly raise a child to be a decent respectable person. The system has a better chance

>>26200529

No. I would never do this. Such bad thing to say.

>>26200542

I will not for ever be doing this I hope. And if not this job now I will not have home or money or food. You are try to make me cry.

>>26200572
>I will not for ever be doing this I hope.
Doesn't matter. Being willing to do it at all shows an extreme lack of decency
>And if not this job now I will not have home or money or food
I respect the homeless more and you'd try to do something else if you weren't shit

>>26200572
>wants father to stay
>doesn't want to let father have his way with her and daughter
>what's matter? I thought in Russia they taught women to behave yes?
Tell me old daddy didn't fiddle you when you were 12 after a bottle of vodks

>>26200572
show some ass for us and we'll be nicer.

>>26197579
there's a load of ways surrogates can fuck with you later down the line

not that it matters, single men aren't allowed a surrogate where I live

>>26200572
Are you going to marry a nice westerner and get out of Russia?

>>26200612
I'd just be meaner t.b.h
>>26200644
Keep that shit in Eastern Europe
The West is already degenerate enough

>>26200592
>you'd try to do something else if you weren't shit

I do not understand.

>Being willing to do it at all shows an extreme lack of decency

But I want to do this instead then have nothing. I see home less and is no good. Lot have drug and drink problems.

>>26200607

Is not normal or good for father to be bad to wife and child.

>Tell me old daddy didn't fiddle you when you were 12 after a bottle of vodks

You are mean person. I do not have father or mother since I was little girl.

>>26200612

No.

>>26200644

I would like to leave Russia.

>>26200668
>I do not understand.
Only shitty people would sell their dignity and decency away for money. Regardless of the situation.

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>>26200684
STOP BULLYING THE RUSSIAN QT

>>26200684

why is this make them bad? Is worse to be mean to person when they have trouble I think.

>>26200703
Fuck off white knight
Strippers aren't qt

>>26200668
You have no father or mother since little girl because you didn't allow them to fiddle you
That's OK tho give me contact information and I will fiddle you and everything all right again, I fiddle you, mother comes back
But in all seriousness there is no out of the stripping, prostitution and drugs life. Most prostitutes are old and they started stripping when they were young and thought it was just fas easy money and they would get out of it in a couple of years just like you think right jow

>>26200714
>Is worse to be mean to person when they have trouble I think.
You're wrong tbqh

>>26200668
Are you hot? Smart? I'll take you in if you agree to a few basic rules.

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>>26200731
>>>/soc/ doesn't belong here

>>26197486
I DON'T NEED THESE FEELS

>>26200703

:)

>>26200724

They are killed no touch will bring them back
Maybe if I am not lucky I stay with this but I do not want this and will try hard.

>>26200730

I do not think so.

>>26200731

I am first thing I guess but I do not think I am smart. Also do not trust persons here.

>>26200731
Here are rules yes?
I take you in, i m good husband, I work I give you food, roof and even coock for you then I love you tenderly
Then brother comes we laugh have a few drinks and he loves you tenderly
Then neighbor aleksei comes, he is no good man. He loves you tenderly aswell, no problem I watch to make sure he doesn't hit you like he hits mother

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>>26197486
I'm Catholic so I'll prob adopt at least one kid eventually
My favorite saint is the patron saint of children after all

>>26200784
I like you ha-ha its hard to find a woman with a good sense of humor specially for my acid jokes.
I hope stripping goes well for you and you get your husband and kids
Can you tell us stories from work?
It used to be that the Soviet government would come to your door, kill your dog and give you a child, if you complained they told you if you can afford a dog you can afford a kid what do yuo think about that?

>>26200784
Mhe grusto, ya ychu ruskii potomu shto ya hachu ruskiyo shena desu.

>>26200877
kill yourself bydlo

>>26200859
This is next level cuckery