Reminder

>ugly mtf tranny looks like joosten

lol, that says a lot about her fans

I have a 40 inch ribcage
Nice try

>>26195689

>ugly

You have objectively shit taste, m8.

>>26195668
She is legitamately pretty in some of those shots

>>26195716
>she

But yeah, would still fuck

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>>26195668
>I'm 6'1
>hairy
>body covered in scars
>not feminine at all

I just wanted to be a cute girl. My body is fucking disgusting. Distraction doesn't even work very well for me anymore.

Why even make this thread OP? Someone kill me.

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>>26195668
Most don't pass senpai

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>>26195694
>>26195734

There's still hope for you guys.

>>26195696
>all shots angled down so it's harder to see that it's obviously a man

>all these people who've never met good trannies in real life

photos are one thing but "passing" in real life is 10 times more difficult. If you saw the OP girl irl and had some knowledge of trannies, you would at the very least suspect that she might be a former man.

>>26195668
>be 5'4
>Girly voice
I honestly thought about it because seeing as life has dealt me the failing man card, if I became a girl I could at least get laid regularly and people would like me
But im hairt and have a big nose

>>26195668
you could've taken 200mg of primoxil or w/e its called a day and lived a normal life as a man. but u.s. doctors dont prescribe it even tho it works bc theyd rather permanently castrate mentally ill people. we're overpopulated anyways though so i guess i shouldn't care

>>26195954

It's 2016, anon. Gender transitioning is normal now.

>>26195668

>tfw want to dominate and fuck a sissy like OP

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>>26196005

But anon, I don't want to be forced to slide up and down your cock like a little slut as my long, soft hair bounces against my sensitive, girly skin, I'm a respectable straight man...

>>26195668
I am.
I've aged backwards like twelve years for a cost of 1.5 inches of my penis

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>>26195734
I'm a manlet, have no body hair and an effeminate/cute face. There's days where I feel like I accidentally got a tranny's body. I fucking hate it and wish I was big and hairy. Can we switch bodies?

>>26196144
>Can we switch bodies?
If only.

I'd tell you to make the best of it, but then I'm certainly not.

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>>26195668

Sup gays. Please don't take hrt unles you're tru trans master race and have gender identity disorder. They're not magic life fixing pills. They're a tool to solve a specific problem.

5 years on hrt here. Ask me anything.

>>26195954

You're thinking of Pimozide. It was never, and will never be, prescribed to a transgender individual. It went through trials of course, but with a sample size of one. Lol.. and guess what it was inconclusive. Truth is Pimozide is basically a stronger version of Haloperidol, an anti psychotic. Have you ever seen 12 Monkeys? That shit turns you into a literal zombie. Sure, you might not have much desire to transition, but you also don't have much desire to stop drooling all over your lap like a retard.

>>26195854

This is impossible to quantify because if you pass irl you aren't recognizably trans. Thus, the only trans people you will ever notice irl are the ones that don't fully pass. See how this would skew your entire viewpoint? This is also the reason why mtfs get the majority of hate. Ftm's are much, much less noticeable. Also nobody gives a fuck what women do in terms of gender atypical behavior.

Original comment bampu

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>Makeup with low res camera
>favourable camera angles
>No pics of disgusting tranny tits

Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken

If you want to increase the value of your stock then try asking out Indonesian women. They are still pretty hot and have much lower physical standards than white women.

>>26195668
Fuck you Mr shekelberg, to the gas chamber you go

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>>26196792

On the contrary, if you look like a chicken, act like a chicken, sound like a chicken, SMELL like a chicken.. aren't you pretty much a chicken?

We don't go about life wearing chromosome detecting goggles or anything, so what you're perceived as is arguably much more important than what you 'technically' are.

Though you shouldn't take hrt to 'increase the value of your stock' in the first place. By all means go date some green card chasing Indonesian prostitute if it floats your boat.

>>26195668
I'm actually tryng to do so but living with your fag-hating parents makes it really hard

>>26196923

If you're 18+ just move out anon. It's hard being a wagecuck, but dealing with cunty parents is even harder.

>>26196919
is that you mr.Tripfag? Can I suck your hormone-augmented titties?

>>26196945
>If you're 18+
I'm exactly 18, haven't gone to college yet and have no idea of how to get a job where I can get enough money to pay rent.

I would have left already if I could

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>>26196949

Not with that attitude. Have you earned enough Pizzatokens to cash in a prize? 5 tokens earns you my immediate attention. 10 tokens and you may physically touch me. 15 and you get a beach towel.

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>>26196919
>More myspace anglez tranny delusions
>Dat not quite hidden enough man face

The thing you trannys forget is that you look_LIKE_a woman in the same sense that pic related is like a playstation. At a quick three second glance things_might_look right but any closer inspection will reveal the fraud.

>>26196988

You can do anything you want anon it's just hard work and being outside your comfort zone. I've struggled with the same thing so I know what you're going through at the moment, but you have much more power over your life than you think.

First step is getting a job. Literally any job. Next step is to find a room for rent. Even the shittiest of minimum wage jobs can pay for a 200 dollar a month room with some random faggots you meet on craigslist. Once you're comfortable in your finances you can start your hrt. After that it's just waiting patiently for the estrogen to do the thing.

>>26197010
How many do I need to have you as my dicked gf?

>>26197059
if only that was true on the third world too...

>>26197053

Angles? Oh, you mean like every woman ever when they take pictures? Why would anybody want to take a pic from an unflattering angle, anon? Think a little.

>Implying I have to prove anything to some random neet depth grovelers on a Vietnamese calligraphy forum

Lol.

>>26197105

What country? I'm curious.

>>26197084

You need to trade in 5 beach towels anon. Then we can meet irl for the interview process and strength test/wrestling match. If you beat me you can have your way with my body as you please, but if I pin you I'm immediately raping your gross hairy asshole with my barely functioning dick. Are you MAN enough? Betas need not apply. Beta primes might have a chance though.

>>26197113
b-but can I get to see your full face? You seem qt

>>26197155
So it's a win/win situation?
Bring it on

>>26197113
>Why would anybody want to take a pic from an unflattering angle, anon?

It's not about having to take photos from an unflattering angle so much as it is the lack of standard straight on photos. Providing weird angles exclusively is something ugly people do. The fact this sums up most tranny selfies leads me to believe none of you are as passable as your mental illness would have you think.


>Implying I have to prove anything to some random neet depth grovelers on a Vietnamese calligraphy forum

Sounds like you do.

>>26197155
I'm from Colombia , minimal wage here is a joke and if you want hormones you'll need to get them from the US and pay 3 times their actual price (or at least it was like that last time I checked, maybe things got better)

>>26197113
Women without good angles still look like women, trannies without good angles look like men. Also life isn't only Facebook photos, you good angles wont help you when you are walking down the street.

>>26196047
Not him but I want to ram you until your hamstrings spasm.

no homo tho

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>>26197156

Yeah, but I censor it for your protection. If you were to catch glimpse of my eyes you'd be banished to the shadow realm for all of eternity.

I think I'm p qt though. I'm told I look like a lesbian.

>>26197176

Oh I forgot to mention the wrestling match and inevitable rape will be livestreamed to your old classmates from highschool, your coworkers, and all your ex girlfriends.

>>26197200

You're free to assume all you want nig. Never claimed to be a gorgeous model. All I care about is being perceived as female, which I am in real life so idgaf. I only have anecdotal evidence to present to you, but you're a boner and devils advocate here so you'd never take my word for it.

Keep replying to me though. It only makes me stronger.

>>26197219

Yikes. I'm sorry to hear about that. I don't know too much about how shit works down there, but I've self med in the past with hrt purchased from New Zealand with little problem. It's not cheap though yeah.

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>>26197249

Pls assume away, but I haven't gotten gendered male in years. Does this rustle your jim jams? Maybe if you think concentrate real hard your assumptions will manifest irl.

>>26197383
At least you have cute nips. I have like Cs but huge nips. Shit sucks

>>26197878

Lol what do you mean at least? Post pepperoni nips. Are you Kayla from /mtfg/?

>>26196919
>On the contrary, if you look like a chicken, act like a chicken, sound like a chicken, SMELL like a chicken.. aren't you pretty much a chicken?

No.

Putting on a chicken suit, slathering yourself in poultry pheromones and clucking like a chicken does not make you a chicken.

>>26197932

I said pretty much. I'll never claim to be biologically chicken tendies. Simply being perceived as chicken tendies is enough for me.

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Pizza stop going on my boards reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>26197969

But then I couldn't (lovingly) annoy my robros :( /lgbt/ is for homos.

Reminder that sucking dick isn't gay :)

>>26195668
i dont understand the point in this.
im not gay and i dont want to be a whore.
why the would should i do this?
even if i would be an 0/10 male and i could transformed into a native 10/10 women i would rather die.

>>26196919
if you look like a stone, act like a stone, smell like a stone you will still be a shit turd homosexual gender castrated freak.
hope your comment wasnt supposed to be deep.
maybe because you are so shallow you have so many problems in life.

>>26198050

They're not bein serious anon. Hrt should only be taken by the tru trans gold star shabbos goy elite master race.

>>26198025

This goy gets it.

>>26195734
You'll never be a girl you faggot

>>26198106

I'm deadly serious at all times. Nothing I say is ever sarcastic EVER. Please upvote this. I look and smell like a stoned.

>>26198148
hey guise when my comment is stupid i just say im sarcastic xdd.
its even more pathetic then.

>>26198168

Glad we're on the same page.

>>26198148
As a turkish muslim born and living in Germany I'd like to have an interesting chat with u. Could be interesting.
add me on Skype yo "Deniz Gelion"

I'll be on later gotta go to work nao bb

>>26197987
And that isn't where you belong why?

>>26198195

>Turkish
>Muslim
>Living in Cuckmany

Anon pls, my suspension of disbelief can only stretch so far.

>>26198216
There's a shitload of Turk ragheads in Germany

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>>26198216
That's the average german citizen, m8

>>26198208

Because you're not there to talk to? How can I burden you with the weight of my existence from all the way on /lgbt/? You ask silly questions.

>>26198195
/pol/ here did someone ordered gas?

>>26198241
Just odd that you'd want to be berated by anons.

>>26196919
>>26197010
>>26197588
be my qt dick girl gf

>>26198259
Like most women, she is desperate for attention

>>26198241
because you are a attention seeking freak and everybody is annoyed from you. and instead of posting anonymously you rather wear the whore outfit and shout, look at mee!!

>>26198236
>>26198238

Oh I'm all too aware of the sad state of mother Deutschland my /pol/ bros. Just the fact one wants to talk to me over skype is too meme to be real lol.

>>26198259

It's called camaraderie, anon. Only after being thoroughly hazed can one be accepted. Running away to baby safe space lgbt like a little bitch doesn't do anything constructive. Truth be told I've been here since way before I started hrt like 5 years ago. Remember when mootykins deleted this place? Sad day.

>>26198266

Read this post. >>26197155 We're gonna fucking WRESTLE.

>>26198291

Obviously I want attention via the internet, why else would anybody use a tripcode? I'm quiet and reserved irl and it isn't always satisfying.

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>>26198270
I don't get how a lot of people on this board don't accept or believe that trans women are women.

After all, it's pretty obvious from how they act...

>>26198328
>I don't get how a lot of people on this board don't accept or believe that trans women are women.
Because they have a y chromosome and dick

>>26198328
I think it's a neurological/developmental disorder that causes a female brain to develop with a male body, so far as I'm concerned trans women are women.
Plus some additional crazy.

tfw trans gf

>>26198328
>I don't get how a lot of people on this board don't accept or believe that trans women are women.
because they act like faggots.
>After all, it's pretty obvious from how they act...
like gay, whiny beta men. but also loud and faggoty.

>>26198350
>>26198328

Yeah, just the fact that we strive to be thought of as women should be proof enough we aren't meant to be men. It hasn't been proven, but I think the general consensus is that something happens in utero while the fetus is exposed to specific hormones. It's not hard to imagine biology fucking up in this sense and it also supports the fact that it's not necessarily genetic.

>>26198364

Don't be obtuse. You know there is a clear difference between gay men and trannies. You are free to hate either, but don't lie to yourself.

>Everyone went to sleep

Wake up ;-;

go back to your containment board queers you're all going to burn in hell

>>26198403
Being transsexual is a mental health issue.

>>26198667

Oh anon, this is hell.

>>26198680

I agree, it's called gender identity disorder. Never believe anybody who says it's a trendy lifestyle choice or some shit. We don't know the cause, but that doesn't mean it can't be something people are born with. It more than likely is.

>>26198627
I bet yer one of thise degen biscum trannies that is ok with their genitalia

>>26198776

I bet yer one of those formerly gay boy straight trans that got srs to snipe the straight guys :p I kid I kid.

Truthfully I'm indifferent to my junk. If I could have an actual working vagina and uterus I would gladly opt for it (provided I could even afford such a thing), but I don't hate my stuff enough to want to turn it inside out. I don't look down upon those that want an inside out penis because I understand the sentiment, but sorry it's not worth it to me at this point in my life.

You're totally spot on with the bisexual part though. Het couples love me lol..

>>26198195
>>26198327

> "/pol/ bros"

I was just genuinely interested
but I guess once a dick, always a dick

>>26199795

What would ever give you the impression I would share any interest in you whatsoever? Because you want to sleep with me? That's so presumptuous and self absorbed, but I expect nothing less from you. Go convert someone else to your religion of peace.

I swear to god if I had like 50k to blow on all kinds of plastic surgery I would take hormones and become a cute girl

http://facialfeminization.eu/

I don't even identify as a girl, but I wouldn't want to miss out on my chance of getting some of that female privilege and actually being treated as a human being for once

>>26198403
>you know there is a clear difference between gay men and trannies.

You're both faggots; what difference?

>>26199969

Are you sure you're not trans? Actual men don't want these types of things. What you're saying is that if you had nothing to lose you would transition, but because of x, y and z you fell you can't.

>>26200013

Careful, you'll cut somebody with that edge bro. If there truly wasn't a difference then there wouldn't be two separate words for those two, separate things. Ya know like, that's how human language works and all, but feel free to be as edgy as possible at all times I heard it gets you so much pussy.

>>26199887
When the hell did I imply I would sleep with you? I literally said "I would like to have an interesting chat with you"

Nothing more, nothing less, but how much of a presumptuous and self absorbed being you gotta be, to expect me to immediately sleep with you.

Go attentionwhore somewhere else then.

>>26200130

Lol I don't believe you for a second anon. Fucking Turks are creepy as hell. There is literally only one reason you would want to talk to me privately.

>>26197010
what are your measurements (BWH) including shoulder width and chest circumference?

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>>26200216

Dunno anon, why do you ask? Bra size is 34A. My shoulders aren't super wide, but I do have the inverted triangle body shape like most trannies. Tiny hips, but wider than my waist by a few inches.

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>>26200082
>Are you sure you're not trans? Actual men don't want these types of things.
I'm not "an actual man", I'm a skinny schizoid 21yo beta manchild. But that doesn't mean I think I have "the brain of a woman". I don't even think that's possible.

One of the best parts of being a qt girl would be to still think like a male and become a hero to all my redpilled fans on 4chan by looking like a girl but saying and believing things that only my fellow manchildren think and care about.

I have schizoid personality disorder so I'm not very interested in a real relationship with either a girl and even less with a guy. I've also had a life-long femdom fetish which includes crossdressing, feminization and sissy stuff so while I'd be open to sucking dick while dressed as a girl because of this fetish, I don't think that means I have a female brain, I just think it means I have a weird paraphilia.

>>26195668
>myspace angles
>literally never taking a photograph of their shoulder/waist ratio
>photos don't show batshit insanity

lel

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>>26200313
d a i l y r e m i n d e r.

internet trannies are dirt

>>26200313

Sounds like you have a lot going on, but I wouldn't necessarily rule out being trans. I was in denial for much of highschool and came up with tons of excuses as to why I couldn't actually be trans even though the first time I saw a transition timeline on /b/ I knew exactly what I wanted. Life's a funny thing. Just think things through carefully.

>>26200337

You seem resentful you aren't #stewinbrewin anon.

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>>26200184
Aren't you being very prejudicious here? You don't know me at all, got literally 0 information whatsoever, which is very ironic, since you are a mtf and gotta fight with those for yourself.
But as you said- whatever floats your boat anon, but don't shit on others, I tried to treat you individually and not as a generic "muh disorder" faggot.
baibai brethren
sas may peace be upon him

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>>26200835

I'm free to be as prejudice as I want. You're free to do the same and so are others against me (as they often do). Sorry you were brainwashed into thinking that's not right, but that's just human nature. If I'm walking down the street and a group of young black men are walking towards me I will probably go to the other side of the street. If you think that's wrong you're fucking stupid and just a victim waiting to happen.

And I do know some information about you though. For no reason you mentioned your race, religion, where you live, and your screen name which is connected to your other accounts online. I don't need your fake ass patronizing pitying attitude dude. You're a dishonest hack and that deserves zero respect from me. I feel more for the people calling me mentally ill because they at least have the balls to say how they actually feel. You're just a self righteous euro-trash fruit cake as far as I'm concerned.

but i'm a 3/10 girl.

>>26201062
Pizza go to bed, you're getting mean

>>26201314

I know I'm sorry my jammies were just super rustled by this guy for some reason and I couldn't think of anything lighthearted so ay. I've been up all night drinking black coffee and listening to the parappa the rappa soundtrack. Forgive me bb

>>26195763
yet more proof, if more were needed, that beards are just makeup for men.

I'm surprised to see so much anger on this board. I come here for sad angry not angry angry

>>26201733

Sorry ;_; a Turk put me in a foul mood.

>>26201770
I'm in between classes for an hour. Anything in particular you want to talk about?

>>26201824

Not really, but you can ask me whatever you want about whatever you want.

>>26201867
I have an unpopular opinion regarding orientations. I legitimately don't believe straight and gay are a thing, and I've yet to meet anyone who can logically prove me otherwise

>>26201901

Hm, like we're all on a kind of sexual gradient or something? With nobody being 100% gay or straight? Explain

>>26201938
Well if you've only dated one gender your entire life, and then meet someone of the same gender and get together, it is common opinion that you weren't turned gay by that person. You were gay the whole time and just didn't meet the right person. So you can never say you're straight or gay.

>>26201989

What about being bisexual? I think a lot of people could potentially date either gender, but most don't for one reason or another. I dunno I think sexuality is less about the sum of the genders you've dated and more about how you particularly choose to identify regardless of your past. People may disagree with you though of course but I think that's okay.

>>26202063
Can I jerk my dong and bust a big load for you on Skype bb?

>>26202063
Your definition is quite progressive and I agree with it to an extent, but no normie would agree with that. Do you hide that you're transitioning or do you introduce yourself to people you date?

>>26202091

Lol no Turk you can't :P you may however search my trip for all my lewds and make big cums as much as you'd like

Why is r9k so hateful and edgy toward us trans?

>>26202111

I'm not open about being trans really, but if it's someone I'm intending to date I'm obliged to be. Not upfront right away though. I want to get to know a person a little first and never in person as a safety precaution.

>>26202162

We're what's known as "the lowest hanging fruit" aka the easiest target to make fun of, even more so than your garden variety neet. It shouldn't be too surprising even though I wouldn't consider myself a normie or stacy by any means.

>>26202114
I'm a different white anon bb, shall I post cock?

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>>26195668
Yes! Become a robot trap. Robot traps are the cutetest.

>>26202173
I prefer flat chested girls and they tend to be more lgbt than other cup sizes for some reason

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>>26202260

If it will truly improve your overall well being in a deep and meaningful way, then go ahead.

>>26202315

More lgbt? I'm one cup size away from being flat chested.

>>26202345
It could be anecdotal bias but I feel like the smaller the chest the more likely they are to be lgbt. Might be a hormone thing

Pizza how do I pass

>>26202446

Depends on what we have to work with. Gimme a quick description of yourself and lemme help you. Are you on hrt?

>>26202425

You might be onto something there. I also like flat chest, but mostly on really dykey women.

>>26202517
Can tiny, skinny girls be dykey? I feel like no matter what they look adorable

>>26202658

Well being adorable is incidental :3 but yeah of course they can. It's mostly in attitude and the way you present yourself.

>>26202517
I've been on HRT for years but haven't made much progress honestly. Pass for strangers when they glance at me but if you get a good look it's like no. Have kinda manly features like chin and nose. May be impossible to pass before I get Adan's Apple shaved down because it's huge :/

Also I don't do makeup and suck at hair? Idk maybe I'm hopeless.

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>>26202658
Poiuytfghjkl

>>26202706

Eh, I never wear makeup and I keep my hair up in a bun most of the time. Anyways, if you'd prefer not posting a pic here you could gimme a throwaway email and I'd give you my honest advice.

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>>26202706
I know how you feel. HRT didnt do much other than make me some sort of ageless vampire....with boobs.

>>26196456
I just wanted to point out that you posted this yesterday to solicit questions, responded to three people, and STILL haven't received any responses. This is how pathetic and uninteresting you are, even with your magic pills. Kill yourself.

>>26202912

Except right now you mean :p glad you've taken so much interest in me though. I know you must be such a bastion of intrigue yourself anon. Besides, if nobody can come up with a solid argument against a point I make then they won't even bother replying.

>>26202875

Post pics. I wanna help if I can.

>>26203024
Do you agree that men tend to be more interesting than women?

>>26203062

Not necessarily, but I do think men are typically funnier than women.

>>26203097
Which do you prefer for company? What about for lewdness?

>>26202781
[email protected]

>>26203158

Both and both :p for different reasons. I've always had guy friends growing up and I like the bantz, but a lot of stuff important to me I can only talk about with women.

>>26203253

Sent.

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>>26195854

Yeah, even the most convincing ones give off an uncanny valley vibe and tend to reveal themselves when they open their mouth.

>>26204241
I pass voice-wise but not so much in looks

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Which trannysexual would you slammy sexually?

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Reminder that you won't pass in real life, walking down the street and can't hide behind shitty pictures senpai

>>26204367

I wanna be on this! Even though I never post in /mtfg/.

>>26204241

You should listen to my vocaroo's bro.

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>Be athlete who won some medals in the 70's
>Media is obsessed with my stepdaughters even though they're famous for being rich and fucking black guys
>wtf.ex
>Daughters come of age. They also get tons of attention for literally no reason
>jealous
>The common denominator here seems to be that they're female
>Lightbulb goes off in my head
>Call me Caitlyn

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>Call me Caitlyn
>proceed to not take HRT
>think my brief drinking of horse piss in the 80s was good enough
>still use exactly the same fucking voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXPnbguc3U

>manlet
>feminine facial features
>toned swimmer body
>suffer from gyno so have small tits

Get confused for a girl all the time and only lesbians and niggers hit on me. Can't even grow facial or body hair due to my fucked up hormonal inbalance. My body naturally produces more estrogen than testosterone.

I just want to be a manly man but I feel like a literal chick with a dick.

>tfw fellating my Remington 870