ITT: Fictional characters that are literally you.
I used to be like Sam Tully until I adopted a new outlook on life and became exactly like Baelish.
No, you're just an angry Sam Tully.
I'm a boozer and constantly disappointing others with my false sense of superiority.
But I'm not angry at all.
I am merely enlightened. I understand how the world works.
Meanwhile, you are deaf to the sins of this world and will remain a cuck until you accept that morality is a stale meme.
Try 27 years of age.
We must embrace hedonism and the pursuit of power or we will perish.
My eyes are open and I am free.
You are a pitiful slave.
You are filled with hate for those you are jealous of.
This is the mark of the cuckold.
When you embrace my ideals you will understand that hate is useless.
Your betters are just obstacles to overcome, nothing more. You will be detached towards their existence and well-being.
All that exists, all that will ever exist, is the chaos. And it is a tool.
>is because I have literally stated no position
Not even him, but this is both adolescent and incredibly cowardly.
Whether you would admit it or not, you're afeared of being taken to task for mongy views, so you sit on your haunches and pass judgement.
Come on then, your smugness has gotten me in the mood for bickering.
>Fictional characters that are literally you.
The "self" the chemicals in my brain created.
It's a fiction. A mere illusion.
Dude don't even. Guy's obviously giving himself the four knuckle shuffle cuz he just found out about the Ubermensch. I figured that stuff out 9 years before he did. Doesn't mean I dont agree, or to some extent - he's just a faggot.
If we're lucky he'll bullshit a way into controlling her dragons and becoming the one true king of Westeros
>implying Emmet isn't a robot
>implying the Lego Movie isn't /r9k/ - the movie
I was genuinely shocked when I first played it
fat, alcoholic, sociopathic womanizer. he's basically me if I were confident and charming instead of autistic
Baelish wouldn't fucking post on r9k. You're trying to stroke yourself into believing you're an "enlightened" mastermind; but if you were, you'd have no need to brag about it to strangers on a Slovakian silk-weaving board.
jewboy from zombieland, I'm scared of everything and have autistic rules for every obscure situation
Eddie from Nurse Jackie.
Had multi-year relationship with someone abusive while she has a main relationship.
Lose more and more just for her sake.
still talk to her even after having lost everything once before
I'm also remarkably chill...but the very few things that set me off set me off bad.
I used to think I was like Petyr Baelish or Varys, but then I realized that if characters like this existed in the real world they would literally spend all their free time searching for ways to work around the system and advance in life AND they would have to get lucky to have any kind of success such that they rise in the hierarchy above millions of people.
The fact I am on 4chan proves I am not doing this, I am in fact more like Samwell Tarly, a hopeless autist.
found some similarities with this faggot but the actor is childish gambino so fuck him.
I'm the smartest person around and I don't care about anyone
Varys would. Baelish would be here, because no Vale lords -> no Midlor Point -> just more baseborn trash.
Varys wouldn't need to scheme since he'd be crushing acting gigs left and right.
I'm an edgelord and I'm ready to die
He even started looking like me
I am the end and the beginning. I am the hand of madness
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Probably Jon Snow.
I make it out that I've come to terms with being a virgin for the rest of my life and try to hold some sort of values but will probably fold when a vagina is presented in front of me.
She reminds me so much of myself that it has actually helped me understand myself better.