I like to pretend that i'm a girl on the internet

>>26190351
I pretend to be a boy while playing video games. That or I try to troll people.

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>>26190351
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>>26190351
i like to pretend that i like to pretend that i'm a girl on the internet

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>>26190365
you are pretending to be a girl who is pretending to be a boy?

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>>26190424
i'm pretending to be a normie who is pretending to be a robot to be quite honest with you

>>26190424
No i'm a girl who pretends to be a teenage boy. I find that some people hate playing games with girls.

I like to pretend I'm a NEE virgin with no friends on the internet

I like to pretend I'm gay in the Internet
I go ahead and chat with gay people, read their sexual stories and even hit on them constantly
And I masturbate like crazy while doing so, I even go so far as too look at tranny or dick picks and think about sucking them (they are all clueless to my secret straight nature tho)
I even sucked on the handle of a hair brush to see if I could deep throat, created 100 grindr accounts that then deleted and tried anal stimulation (can't figure it out)
I guess I would go ahead and have sex with one of them or at least suck his cock only to fool him further

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>>26190484
>a girl responded to my post

>>26190484
Because girls act different in a cultural place that was meant by males for males and so it's culture was mainly developed by males and whe n a girls joining a game expecting different reactions and special treatments because muh princess complex then guess why we hate to see fucking bitches coming to the game whining about how many go to the kitchen jokes they heard that day guess what roastie cunt no body fucking cares who are you till you pick the up
you are not big
you are not a guy
you can go and finger yourself while grinding on a fucking kitchen knife

>>26190588
i hope you remembered to say "no homo"

>>26190596
I mean if by asking for special treatment I don't want to be treated like shit. Then yeah. To be fair i'm not your bro and I don't enjoy the homoerotic busting balls thing guys do online.

I like to pretend I'm in a relationship.

I'm a girl who pretends to be a boy on the internet because guys always ask for tits

>>26190588
You are soooooo being groomed by pedos
Should be ripe in about 2 more months

>>26190484
You're right about that. If someone I play with is female, she is immediately kicked. Same goes for a member of groups, and chats.

I don't pretend to be anything. I pass for a male 99% of the time though. Working as intended

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>have fatfuck friend
>typical gross loser living in his mom's basement playing vidya all day
>pretends to be a girl online with shitty photoshopped pictures and an even shittier pretend voice
>thirsty beta orbiters give him free games all the time
>sometimes send real gifts through the mail
>they have no idea the girl they've been idolizing is a 200lb+ shut in slob

>>26190994
How scandalous!

>>26190351
Yeah, whatever, fag.

>>26190851
you may not notice cause you are a girl, but women get a shit ton of special treatment. You join a sever with a community and your automatically one of the popular ones, dating the chad of the server, even the ones without mics, you see their names spammed in the chat, and chads constantly drooling over them. As a guy, youre always ignored even in mic, this shit gets annoying af

I like to post on r9k pretending to be male, nobody knows the difference.

>>26190351
I pretended to be a girl for a year and got some kid to give me a free mine craft server for a few months. It all went to shit after him and his sperg friend had a falling out. (They both owned half the server host) oh well. It was moist while it lasted.

>>26190388
hah nice try dumbass. you can't spell for shit. lmao

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I pretend to be a human being. But I'm really just a trigender pyrofox.

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>>26190351

pcspeaker?

>>26190351
I pretend to be just a wee bit older than I am

>>26190351
>yfw jaden smith is hitting that

When I post I'm not actively pretending to be a guy, but people just assume I am. Don't really care, just think it's interesting.

>>26193799
Ermahgerd a gurl

I like to pretend I'm a dude on the internet and spam MRA and womanhate memes
I have a bunch of saved gore pics of women getting fucked up, and I spam femanons with them.
I also talk about wanting to rape women all the time.

Sometimes I do wish I had a dick so I could rape uppity cunts, but I don't.

>>26193799
Post face!! original roastie

>>26193908
Thanks for triggering me.

>>26193908
Just rape them with dildos?

>>26193799
>can never forcefully impregnante this cunt while bashing in her face with a clawhammer
a bloo bloo bloo

>>26194000
I want to feel their mucus membranes stretch and tear, I want to nut in them.
I want to leave screaming squalling rape babies with my ugly mug on every continent.

>>26190351
ITT men pretending to be women pretending to be men

>>26193117


who is she ?

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>>26190912

Post cock.

originalblox

>>26191046
That's awesome. He should try to get money from some rich beta, and hire a hooker to do close up mutual masterbation or something on webcam to get more money from him

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>>26194127
Sarah Snyder, jaden smith's fucktoy

>>26190351
used to do this so much
got some woman to go les and finger herself on yahoo webcam for me with her dumbass husbands consent

I got banned from an IRC room once for typing "too girl like".

I still don't get how you can be too girl like in text chat. Like literally how?