Just pretend you're a Christian, or better yet, actually become a Christian. Take up an unusual hobby like bee-keeping or speak articulately and at length of things that are above them: classical music, philosophy, mathematics etc.
People will think you're eccentric and let you off, like you've reverted back to a pre-sexual state, an innocent child who is not to be judged by the same standards as they judge themselves. If your friends are intelligent they may see through this, but persist; you may pick up some genuine hobbies along the way. This won't ease the despair of a loveless life but at least you won't have to deal with the scorn of others.
Kindess will help to keep the sadness from the left side of your face, which is where it will appear. Wistfulness is the most attractive expression for you to cultivate.
>this >with some friends >playing a drinking game >one of those "every time you've done something that the person says, drink" >every fucking question Is sexually related >every >fucking >question >people start noticing I'm not drinking >questions become more and more vanilla >I still don't drink >"drink if you've had sex" >I still don't drink >everyone starts freaking out >omg dude you're a virgin?? >dude you're like 22 years old are you joking? >are you saving yourself for marriage or something? lol! >mfw
>>26185805 >be virgin >readily let people know if the topic of relationships ever gets brought up >their interests are piqued >do this with everyone I meet online >amass a slew of orbiters >continue leading them on, telling them they could come visit if only I trusted them more >they buy me gifts to earn my trust >still could have sex with whoever I want, but waiting for the right one
>>26185805 My virginity was revealed by a pack of gum, of all fucking things.
>at a studio recording an album with my band >just after lunch break, engineer asks if someone has gum >my parents gave me and my siblings a bunch of 5 Gum as stocking stuffers a few weeks ago, so I had some in my car and went to get it >come back in, hand out gum to everyone >wasn't aware that it had "truth or dare" questions as a gimmick on all the wrappers >this intrigues my normie bandmates >one of them gets the "who was your first kiss" question >they all laugh about how juvenile it is, but go on to talk about their first kisses anyway >the conversation turns to me >I have nothing to say, and suck at lying >"wow dude, you've really never kissed anyone? Ever?" >... >"don't worry dude, I was a virgin until I had sex. You'll get there one day!" >Th-thanks Chad
>take media arts credit to fulfill necessary block in highschool >too beta to form groups right away >end up getting approached by alpha sportsguys >okay this will be okay this is easy, photoshop is easy anyone can do it and draw out rough drafts and sketches of basic poster design
>they >fucking >can't >and >won't
>beg teacher to let me work on my own or swap out >he's a bigsportsguy too and despite being adults who've failed many years they play lacross well so he can't afford them to drop out >tells me to just bear with it and he'll make sure we all get a good mark
>Despite all this they're pretty nice to me >offer me snuzz or whatever you call chewing tobacco >try to culture me on sports things >one day they're sitting around me as I hurriedly hack away at a hockey poster- just changing the jersey colours and slapping it together with some fake-promotional info in final cut pro >they talk about all the chicks they've slammed >oh boy here it comes >they turn to me >what about you little guy? >uh well... I've never >this is a huge deal >they start going on about how they'll fix that shit asap, get me into parties and hook me up with girls >they fucking spend half an hour brainstorming how to get me laid >m-maybe this will turn out well >the next day they've forgotten entirely >don't have sex until I'm 21
Among my male friends, I have always found it easy to maintain a facade of non-virginity.
That is, until we were all in a location containing females. As they began to socialize with the girls like regular people, my spaghetti burst forth from my pockets with extreme force. At this point, everyone had become aware of my true power level.
So yeah, I could keep the act up as long as you don't put me near a girl. If you are not a total sperglord, you might be better at it.
>>26187510 >As they began to socialize with the girls like regular people, my spaghetti burst forth from my pockets with extreme force Yeah, i tend to avoid places with woman. I try to check-out of these situations but i dont know when i'll slip. I've been massively drunk and never spill about about being virgin so i'm safe in parties.
>>26187303 Depends mate. I'm very close with my friends and it's taken a while for them to catch on. I'm 6'5 /fit/ and attractive and one of the most confident forward people so no one would assume. I think hey know now because I fumbled a bit when one of them asked me
>>26187904 I honestly know they won't care, it's just such a big shame on myself that I haven't been able to do what literally billions of people have easily done before despite all my inherent advantages.
>>26187127 >all of my closests friends are virgins. >except one who has a gf >taking his gf everywhere with him >his trophy >if I say something against him bringing hus gf everywhere he replies "you would understand if you would have a gf" > words can not describe my pain and rage
>>26188989 Holy shit same with my friend. He is cucked beyond belief. He is the most whipped person I have ever come across, I don't get it why in some guys minds they think they have to be subservient to their girlfriends in every way. He is so fucking miserable but he refuses to admit their is a problem despite all my other friends bringing it up. And it's the same shit he has said to me: "you'd understand if you had a girlfriend".
>>26187676 >>26187795 The working world will amaze you with its unprofessional and unwarranted inquiries into your personal life. Of course, your coworkers will give all of this information away freely, out of boredom, so what the fuck is wrong with you, are you too good to share? Probably not even a team player, are you?
>>26189624 I can't talk to girls for shit. I have no friends that are girls. If I'm out at a club I can get to making out but I can never get the sex. And I can't invite them home because I live with my parents.
>>26187332 This happens way too often, chad-bro wants to help you get laid, but in the end when he gets invited to a party no way I'm gonna be his 1st choice for a +1. then they forget. probably for the best, it would just be a constant reminder, and it would be even worse if it all fell through anyway even after chad-bro's full efforts, at that point you become permavirgin. even chad can't save you.
>Lied to friend that I have gotten two blowjobs from two different girls >To make it somewhat believable I made one of the girls black and the other a 6/10 girl with mental problems >He believed me >Time passes on >He asks why I still don't have a gf if I am competent around girls >Make up some bullshit about how I just "haven't met one that I like" >He has been trying to hook me up with a bunch of girls in class lately >tfw pretty sure he is starting to realize how autistic I am around girls and pretty soon will unravel that I am a failed normie
>>26185805 >tfw i knew that feeling long ago >lost it near the club while drunk >next day friend who knew about it wrote on my facebook wall "congratulations :-)" >hope that girl whitch I alredy know didn't see that
>>26186131 >tfw 22 year old virgin >in college >learning bee keeping >learning maple syruping >extensive brewer >in eccentric major too bad I lie about my dating/sex life so they don't expect as much. I wouldn't mind being a wacky eccentric
>go to an after work drinking party with coworkers >get so drunk, lose my mind >people start talking about relationships >blurt out I'm a virgin >everyone just stares directly at me >everyone starts asking me questions as to why >just say I've never really met anyone I really liked >after this, a known roastie who works there started warming up to me >coworkers start warning me to stay from her because she's fucked numerous managers and other people
I wasn't even friends with these people, but they even tried to hook me up with some girls, who I had no interest in mind you, but still. Sometimes normies aren't so bad.
I told a co worker yesterday when he flat out asked me. I don't give a fuck. He seemed cool about it, especially after mentioning that I've never really tried to lose it, and that I don't view myself as having any game anyway. I'd rather pursue my own interests and try to be successful with that. If it happens that I find a cool chick who doesn't care and is willing, that'd be awesome. Otherwise, I'll just keep working towards making myself (and hopefully other people) happy.
If I were as much of a normie a year ago as I am now, no thanks to more extroverted and wild friends, I could probably have gotten laid.
It always feels like I'm three steps behind the rest of my peers.
Because I've gotten very close to making out with a gril at parties and can dance, I don't think they believe me when I say that I'm bad with women. I don't know why; I've all but flat-out stated that I've never had sex. I guess they can't believe that someone who isn't a hopelessly ugly loser can't get laid.
Maybe this will be the year.
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