The most newfag thing you've done

>>26182663
When I discovered /b/ I asked what CP was. Cue all the "Captain Planet", "Cheese Pizza", "Captain Picard" jokes. When a few people actually said "Child Porn" I didn't believe them.

>>26182663
I actually lurked and didn't proceed to post trash tier comments right from the get go.
Little did I realize that nobody could judge me anyway.

Saved the thumbnails instead of images at first. Got made fun of for posting using them.

>>26182663
>asked what dubs were, took a month to figure it out
>thought kek was an insult

I came here at 14, been here 10 years and still feel new.

Fuck off newfags lurk more

I lurked before I posted.

I had to google how to spoiler text, luckily I didn't make a posting asking how to

>>26183641
i read it in the faq's senpai.

>>26183641
Same, how else would you have learned to?

It wasn't in the faq, maybe it is now but I'm pretty sure it wasn't some time ago.

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admitted to being underage in my very first post.. years ago

>Posted the navy seal copypasta in 2016

>>26182663
got pissed of at heaven.

i was nervous that somebody might know i'm a newfag when i posted before lurking so i didn't do it

I made a thread on my first day on 4chan. You don't get more newfag than that

@26183684

i did that last weak to and got baned lol

>>26183704
You're doing God's work senpai

One thing I've learned is to never ask "what is [slang/meme/abbreviation here]" Better just look it up on the urban dictionary or something.

>>26183718
I miss Heaven

I talked about /b/ in school and how there is cp being posted
fug

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>>26183800
That's funny, I witnessed someone do that about a week ago...
I responded:
>@
along with pic related pic related

>>26183718
I bet he's gonna steal the devilish get on /b/

>>26183834
I just thought of something. Why don't we from now on refer to the urban dictionary as "Urban's Dick"?

The first thread I started was a rare pepe thread

>asked where the usernames were shown of other people
>filled out my name and e-mail address
>had to change it due to abuse

>>26183474
>>26183530
>>26183532
me too, I was too afraid to post anything for almost a year (started lurking in '09). When I first came on here I had already heard some of the crazy stuff that happened on here I was afraid if i posted and someone didn't like what I said they would hack me and post all my personal information on the site. Then I learned you're all just as lame as I am and I felt safe and started posting

Entered a name and thought that counted as being a tripfag

>>26182663
First time I tried to post on /h/ I accidentally posted the wrong image and got banned. Now I keep my files showing thumbnails.

Went on /pol/ made a comment how an Australian post was legit then find outblater its shitposting

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>>26182663
blini kot blini

>>26184436
>tfw still dont know how the trip system works
Never really cared too tbqh

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I made a post on /b/ with pic related, asking more people to post pics of Pizzas... I later found out the hidden meaning

captcha wanted me to select pics of pizzas...

I corrected someone of the "turn 360 degrees and walk away" and got bombed by everyone in that thread

>Good times

first time trip posting

when captcha was first introduced to 4chan some anons on b made posts about being able to type part of the captcha wrong and still pass, needless to say i had fallen victim

Thought Heaven was a mod on /b/

>>26183718
>tfw so new you were convinced heaven was an elite status, not just someone's trip

>>26183532

The absolute madman!

Fucking original I swear mate.

>not having 4chan gold account

I thought "sage" was an actual person who used that as an ID or something.

So naturally, every board and every thread I went to had someone saying, "Sage" and I would reply with "How many goddamn threads do you visit? It seems like you're on 4chan whenever I am".

It didn't go well. I also tried book marking threads too.

I asked how to get dubs and a I still don't know how to spoiler

I fell for copypastas

And after 4 years here I still do, damn copypastas I can't remember all of them

>>26185402
Ctrl+S and write on the middle of that

>>26185402
should we tell him?

it took me months to learn how to reply a comment by clicking on the number, and i had to use urban dictionary on every word i didn't understand: kek, trips, fag, tfw, sage, mods, v&, dubs etc

>>26185452
holy fuck
I've been typing the spoilers this whole time

>>26182663
i had to ask /b/ how to quote people and thanks to one anon i was quoting manually for months before i figured out you could just click it

>>26184774
You could have just pretended you were trolling or something

>went into a livestream linked by thread
>saw someone with the alias "noko"
>get his attention and tell him i've seen him post before

spoilered incorrectly
[/spoiler] i still do it sometimes

>>26185546
Kek I remember before I found out about noko just backspaced to go back to the thread after posting.

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>>26182663
>first time posting ('08 or something) I entered the name,email, and subject.
>saving pictures
>using a tripcode generator to find funny tripcodes
>roll threads

anyone seen the FBI alert about they listing your ip for watching cp?

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>2015
>Had been on 4chan for 7 years
>Never really visited /fit/
>Decide to go one day as I have started attending the gym
>See a thread about being 'Natty'
>don't read it
>Assume it means 'Natty' as in 'Natalie' or 'Natalia' the girls name
>Get the idea in my head that you are supposed to ask muscular girls if their name is Natty and they will like you
>go to the gym the next day
>280lbs and only 5'6
>see a hot as fuck muscular girl
>confidentally stroll over to her
>'y-yoyouy-ou don't look like natty'
>she stares at me confused for a moment
>mock stutters and says 'well you do l-l-l-l-ook fatty'
>I get upset, pretend to laugh but leave the gym 4 minutes later
>go back on /fit/
>realise that 'natty' just means 'drug free'
>realise I must have upset her
>had to cancel gym membership and find another

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I manually typed "Anonymous" into the name field a couple times.

>>26185737
Maybe if you google search one of the code in one of those images how you shouldn't google it.

>>26183684
>years ago
Good one
You're a smart kid

>>26185084
So you've been here for 2 years?

>>26185479
same here
so much easier!!! I can even make spoilers and continue as a non spoiler with ease!

My first thread on /b/ got hundreds of replies and I thought that meant it was an epic thread

Was I the only lucky one that starting lurking when hack threads were a thing? There were some great hacks to navigate 4chan, never fell for that triforce bs though, too computer savvy. Those free username/password for pornsites were also a thing, main reason I lurked when I was younger

I made a thread requesting sauce on /h/

that was 7(!) years ago

Some guy gave me a clue and I did end up finding the show though.

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3YxgBrnorI
THREAD THEME

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>>26185343

> every board and every thread I went to had someone saying, "Sage" and I would reply with "How many goddamn threads do you visit? It seems like you're on 4chan whenever I am".

L M A O
Holy shit dude

Am a exclusively mobile fag
still fuck up spoiler text sometimes

>>26185839
does taking a break and coming back count as new?

Years ago, like 2008, after forever of lurking I made my first 4chan post.

>it was a fucking "the game joke"
>using Buddy Holly's song of the same name
>on /b/
>didn't use sage
>no catalog
>manually flipped through till I found it
>no responses

>>26185033
It was true for quite some time too tho. In one of the two parts (the more gibberish one) you could write anything. I always wrote "nigger".

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I thought pepe came before frail snail

>>26186017
The catalog is a godsend.

In 2008, the very first day I came to this website I got permabanned for saying I was 17 on /v/.

>>26182663
>made a thread in /a/ about katawa shoujo
>didn't get flamed
Still pretty suprised after all this time

>>26185868
we're so stupid. there are also a lot of other things on here that i'm still too embarrassed to admit i don't know and i've been going on here since 2009

>>26185900
does it not?

>>26186017
>didn't use sage
>sage
Are you trying to trigger me?

>>26186119
>25 years old
>still coming to this forum to cry about lack of pussy

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>>26182663
When I first came here in 2006, I didnt know who this "Anon" was and why people kept talking to him..

>still don't know how to link posts from other boards and threads
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>26186224

>>26183718
>>26183846
>>26183908
>>26185084
I used to think everyone was acting retarded on purpose when they spoke about Heaven being a single person. Turns out a lot of people are just dumb as shit

>>26186261
I think you do it like this

>>>/board/postnumber

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Legit thought 4chan was a hacker website that would cause me to get vanned by the FBI.

I would always delete my search history afterwards and only right click on the pictures not the threads in fear that I would get a virus.

And once I figured out 4chan
>mom worked from home with work computer
>My PC was broken due to trying to download some nudist porn and getting a virus
>She went to bed and I went on her computer for a fap session
>/d/, futa, tranny porn and ladyboys for a good 3-4 hours
>Delete history and go back to bed
>Perfect fap
WRONG
>Work computer is monitored by her work
>4chan flagged as paedophile website
>They confront her
>She confronts me
>I end up in tears of rage while she sits me down to talk about what I was doing
>end up having to tell her I like penises but only if they are on little girls not men and I was not interested in little children
>Mentioned that I wanted to suck a penis at one point during my tears of rage because I wanted to convince her I was no a pedo
>mfw the whole time

>>26183523
>thought kek was an insult
same here desu

>>26186212
Sorry, noko.

Man, I wish I was that witty.

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>>26186329
jesus fucking christ man, that is something

>>26186329

Stale pasta

Gjiykytkufuygyjg

>>26186329
A failure of this magnitude I had not seen in many years.

You've reminded me of better days, I hope your story is true. Thank you.

>>26186329
That's just fucked up enough to be true.

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>>26186388
>>26186399
>Stale pasta
I am the original poster

The same guy who spent all of highschool in a drain pipe, pic related.

>>26186329
I was always afraid hackers could see my ip when I posted so I didn't. Even tried posting with a proxy once but that didn't work.

>>26185033
>>26186040
You still can but it's just harder to reach. You have to select legacy captcha in settings, open up a reply box and keep posting the wrong thing until google gives up and shows you a classic text captcha. It's absolutely retarded and I don't know why 4chan doesn't just use it's own version of captcha like many forums.

>>26186329
Stop posting this stupid story. Aren't you the sewer pipe guy too? Get help friendo

>>26185755
really hope this is fake

>>26185755
I don't know how you could ever think that was a good thing to do. Not even autistic people could come to that conclusion.

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>>26186515
>Stop posting this stupid story
no
>Aren't you the sewer pipe guy too?
yes
>Get help friendo
I am much past the point of where any help would make any difference in my life.

I am a loser who is approaching 30.

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>>26184333
>tfw I've lurked for 5 years but am still too shy to post

>>26186587
Here's another (you) you spamming addict. When did you tell this to your mommy? You're nearly thirty and sharing your sexual desires with her?

>>26182663
Shit you are a newfag. Trips is a recent shit meme, btw.

>>26186629
This happened when i was 16.

I am now in a different country to her and still masturbate to the same futa pictures.

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>>26183523
>thought kek was an insult
>been here 10 years

>>26183960
This anon knows where we should be headed

>>26186435
what am i supposed to be seeing in pic related?

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>>26186672
>capture
>in a "new" thread

>>26186778
I would go to school.
Sign into role call
Walk outside school about 2000m
Sit in that storm water drain for 6-7 hours then walk home

Every single day from the age of 15-18 till highschool was over for me.

>>26186840
damn m8
at least you had good attendance? hope things got even a little better since. fuck high school

>>26186840
You truly have aspergers. Why did you do that?

>>26186220
I come here for dank memes after work, not to whine.

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>>26184216
But i also used a name for my first two posts

>>26186883
Once a month you needed to hand in homework for that month.

You could get an automatic pass just for handing in work regardless if it was right or wrong.

This is the only reason why I passed highschool.


I moved back to my home country after high school for university and I have given up on life. I have been enrolled in a 4 year degree for nearly 7 years living off the Australian government

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>>26185464
How did you reply in the first place? Did you just click [Post a Reply] and hope the OC figured it out?

>>26186223
>Wii
>Kissing
>Solo Male
>Hentai
>Straight Sex
>Romantic
It's a sign

>>26183679
it wasn't in the faq in the past because I remember searching for it too specifically because I couldn't find it in the faq, only people who were familiar with phpbb style forums would have known how to do it.

>>26185033
that was true, you idiot, half the captcha always looked far worse so you could tell which they'd expect you to get correct, I filled in the worse one with "nigger" for quite some time.

>>26186597
I feel this anon, it was only halfway through last year when I got the courage to start posting threads, a few of them don't get replies and most of them only ever have like 5 people on them.

>>26186435
thought I recognised that
nice one man how's it going?

>>26183718
i used to post a bunch of those steam giveaways "gifting to whoever gets dubs" threads and get 100+ replies each time when dubs were disabled when i first used /b/

>>26186904
I moved to America from Australia during a very awkward stage of my teens.

I did not fit in with Americans and during my first day at school I crashed and burned in my first class. After that class I just walked outside due to overwhelming embarrassment and I just went there every day.

My teachers never noticed since they never even saw me except my role call teacher.


I just played gameboy all day while picturing life back in my home country.

Every now and then it would rain and I would go further into the drain pipe but that was the worst of it.

Once a year or so some kids would find me when they were skipping class and I would quickly run further down the road till they left and I would return to the pipe.

Missing out of these years of my life have caused me to be socially retarded, unable to communicate with adults or teenagers and I have an attraction to teenage girls from the ages of roughly 14-16. Even better if they have a futa cock.

>>26183884
Da phuck

>>26185984
same here, used to browse on my pc but then I got punished as a teen so had to switch to mobile for a few months and now I'm in my 20s and can't stand browsing on a pc anymore.

>>26187096
I found a new bald spot on my head and I am enrolled in 3 courses this semester so i can still get government money

>>26186329
you were trying to download nudist porn and you like dicks on little girls, anon, you're definitely a pedo.

>>26187281
I only like girls aged around 14-17.
I think me liking the dicks is because my cock is my only form of sexual contact.

I have masturbated about 2-3 times a day since I was 14 sometimes much much more. I have seen my cock so many times I now want to see cock on my woman.

>>26185452 My first spoiler woo!

>>26187379
>my cock is my only form of sexual contact
top fucking kek

>>26183718
who's heaven?

>>26183679
It's in the faq now

When I first came here everyone always posted bloxx bloxxxx to get around the robot. I thought the spoiler itself was a function of the robot censoring unoriginal posts

I don't understand what the checkboxes are next to every post

>>26183641
How do I spoiler text? Might as well ask now. The sad thing is that I've been posting for 4 years.

>>26185787
Kek what a fucking retard
THE CULT OF ORIGINALITY, THE CULT OF ORIGINALITY, THE CULT OF ORIGINAAALITY

>>26187850
>>26185452
here god damn low word count spam filter

>>26187933
thx senpai

thx senpai

I hopped on relatively recently, around April last year. Got here from PTS and spent some time namefagging on /mlp/, and I was fucking insufferable, I was literally that one special snowflake who, whenever someone called me out on the namefag bullshit I said "FUK U I DO WUT I WANT" Eventually assimilated though.

Posted a thread on /adv/ when I was 15 and asked how to fix my depression and how much school sucked with age included.

>'it gets better when you're 18'
>tfw turning 20 in a month
>still depressed

>>26185464
you didn't understand 'fag?'

>>26187951
I'm your kohai though. been here less then 1 year. "Refugee" crisis got me to /pol/ where i spend most of my memeing nowadays.

From somewhat social-democratic to traditional capitalist fascist in less then 1 year.

>>26183641
me too

[original coment inc incorperated

>>26183641
I just learned how to what the fuck is wrong with me

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>>26186435
Go do something with your life mate i remember the drainpipe story and your one sad man

>>26185452
Shit son. This will save me so much time.

>>26187171
It's stories like this that make me want to be a teacher or someone just in a position to help.

I mean, fuck, how the fuck did no one realise there was a problem? What kind of failure of care is it to not realise there is a kid skipping classes for so many years?

>>26184216
In my first posts i filled in the name with anonymous

not directly 4chan relevant but playing runescape I'd ask questions and when people said "idk" i thought they were calling me "idiotic kid" and i cried

>>26186091
I used to use the unofficial catalogue before moot implemented this one.

>>26186435
oh shit, its drain pipe guy!
you should make a movie about your life

LIVING THE DREAM

>>26188368
u wot m8 ill bash ur ed in swer on me mum

Chav please go

>>26187812
Deleting posts m8
No you can't delete other people's posts silly, just yours

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All these people JUST learning how to spoil and not next level spoilering

Just spoil my shit up

>>26185343
I thought that about ID:Heaven on /b/. I thought this Heaven guy was all over the place.

For a few days I unironically used >mfw in everyday thoughts

>>26189611

I just noticed that Heaven was already mentioned.

>>26189611
the whole sage=ID:Heaven was actually a feature on some 2ch boards as a form of politeness. On 2ch and other textboards sage is used as a sign of humility or to signify that your reply is irrelevant to the discussion at hand. The whole "heaven" thing is lost in translation but I think it's used to show since your reply is irrelevant, your identity doesn't need to be tracked for other posts in the thread. I also know that not all 2ch boards use the "heaven" thing at all. I'm actually not sure if it currently exists on 2ch anymore. I know that English textboards still use it though.

Source: I'm a fat weeb fuck with an unhealthy obsession with textboards. I'm also the one who keeps telling tokiko to fuck off (though I doubt anyone here remembers him).

>>26189581
thanks famalanga

>>26189620
Sometimes I process my thoughts in the format of a green text
>you gotta admit green text stories n shit are simple and informative

>>26190115
I wish I could use the style more on the internet without outing myself as an austist

once I left /b/ I started namefagging on /sp/ for a reason I can't remember. Even looked up how to get a trip but didn't follow through with it

>>26188645
the teachers don't care fampire

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>there's people who didn't lurk

To our newfriends, lurking is just a meme and I see this shit everyday here.

>>26182663
I posted in this kind of thread before and my most newfag thing is trying to learn how to greentext

somehow I came out with some code and I placed it behind what I wanted to say

#(F0S)[insert comment]
something crazy like this. nice that no one pointed it out though.

>>26190187
>taking time to learn a culture when your posts are anonymous and can't be tracked back to you later

Literally why? The only place you should lurk before posting is /a/, and that's only because you'll likely be banned for making a rec thread otherwise

Been here 4 years and I still don't know how to sage

>>26190221
I know it was me, even if they don't.

I tried to spoiler once, many uears ago. I failed and haven't even attempted since.

>>26190259
ctrl+s, famly

>>26190289
not that anon BUT IT WORKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i didnt know about this senpai. Ill suck ur dick

>>26190230
just put sage in the options dummy
>>26190259
control + s

>>26190289
>>26190354
What if I'm on mobile?

>>26184436
didnt even know you could do this and i have been posting for longer than i care to admit

>>26190384
Talk to people instead of shitposting you autist

>>26190384
[ spoiler ] *text* [/spoiler] nospaces senpai

>>26187096
>>26186435
>tfw this board is probably 30 people and a bunch of visitors

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>>26190354
I thought you had to put sage in all fields and I tried it and it put my name as sage so I stopped trying to do so

>>26185428
you dont need to remember them you can generally just tell. pastas have a certain aura about them. after a while you just sense it

>>26190438
not that anon but can i kiss you?

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>>26182663
I still don't know how to sage.

>>26190516
you just type sage in greentext

>sage

>>26190516
>I still don't know how to sage.

It's really easy.

don't fucking reply to a thread and just hide it

>>26190516
put sage in the options field and ur reply wont bump the thread

>>26190623
i'll hide your post in a minute if you keep being cheeky

>>26190516
Sage really does go in all fields

>>26182663

>tfw you fuck up a triforce even though you looked it up

>>26190736
>tfw there was a time in my life that I was genuinely upset I couldn't triforce because my laptop keyboard had no numpad

>>26186840
back in HS we had a guy who was notorious for leaving math class after attendance and going to the bathroom with his ipod for 70 minutes playing music without headphones

We called him the musical shitter.

>>26190844
I wonder what they called me

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>>26182663
I defended 4chan whenever an anon would badmouth it or he threaten to leave.

I'm a raging newfag who came in 2011, but after 5 years now I can see what those anons were on about. I have no idea what 4chan was like 2006-2011 but it surely couldn't have been worse than this. Fuck this place.

I don't know how did I even come to 4chan and I certainly don't know why do I keep browsing it when I know I will always be an eternal newfag and I know that this place went to shit long before I came by.
I would readily leave if I could but I just can't.

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Does anyone here fully understand the fortune thing on [s4s]? I know that you type fortune into the options field and that you can only do it once a day but for some reason it only works 10% of the time.

>>26184558
Wow so you were an ACTUAL retard that got drawn in by people pretending to be retarded
Kill yourself

>>26186435
I remember reading this story, good to see you again.

>>26182663
>been here for 3 years
>still don't know how to spoiler text
>asked once and people made fun of me

>>26191571
Highlight the words you want to spoil, and press ctrl+s. You're welcome

>got called a samefag
>proceeded to feed the troll

>>26191614
>tfw I used to take screencaps to prove I wasn't samefagging

>told people I came from Reddit when I first did

>>26191609
The kicker is I browse exclusively on my phone so I don't have these magic buttons

>>26188704
are you not meant to do this?

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>>26191644
>>told people I came from Reddit when I first did
dear god you people are real, i thought it was just a meme

>>26191688
ah, well then type out
>>26190438
It's a pain in the ass, but it can be done

>>26185670
so I'm listening to this song and watching that gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU5Nrhe0deo&index=4&list=PLgDnAjlGZItYPun6m4UQc1s0UGv6nw-Iw

>>26182663
i made a
>the most newfag thing you've done thread

>>26191716
Hahahahaha I get it

I've been here since late 2007 and still consider myself a newfag.

>>26191623
that's exactly what I did.

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>>26183495
I still do this

>asking how green texts work
That's just being retarded

>told people on /b/ that I was looking for content to post on funnyjunk
That was three years ago, I was like 16

>>26186353
>noko
Oh holy fuck I'd forgotten all about that.

>>26191895
People did shit like that at 16? What the fug senpai

>tfw newfags abused mid sentence greentexts so much that moot got rid of them

Thanks a lot, fuckers.

>>26191924
There's an option to nonoko now fyi. Pretty useless though, especially if you're using the quick reply

>>26186435
Fuck I remember this
Keep on, anon

>>26186329
Why not claim you just masturbate to urination, domination, or some other more tame /d/ shit? No one can be this dumb.

sjga

>>26192222
LOL QUADS WHAT A FAG

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I said I saged the thread while posting an image

>>26186329
What was your mothers reaction? What is she doing now? Is she hot? Would she be hot with a futa dick attached to her?

>>26190221
Generally its so you can interact on an informed level and properly follow rules and shit.

>>26192349
The problem is literally nobody does that anyway

>>26190221
Usually you shut the fuck up about something before you try and speak about it, yes?

going through all the pages to find more threads

>>26192556
Not really, most people post just to get replies

>>26192393
Yeah, but you asked what the point was

>>26185452
spoiled

>>26192325
There's nothing wrong with this and never has been, newfag

>>26189581
did i do it right?
adhaljmoqw4yjia

>so that's how green text works

>>26189581
nextlevelshit

>>26192969
I'll always be a newfag

im probably getting meme'd

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I thought sage was an admin that would go around trolling people in threads

>>26191895
well
did it work

I used to click the check box next to "anonymous" to reply to people. how were you supposed to know to click the numbers senpai?

I lurked for 2 years straight before posting on 4chan so I never had that problem.

I didn't understand how the boards worked and I spent a few weeks trying to find the 'funny/top rated' page on 4chan before giving up for a month not being able to find it

>>26194495
kill yourself

og comment brun

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Who else though ID:Heaven was a mod?

>>26194792
twas a dark time, but it was many years ago and i put it behind me
but ill never forget my fucking retardation

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For a while after I started posting, if someone started getting confrontational about my posts, I would just abandon ship and not visit the board for a few days just to be sure the thread was dead

I thought newfag meant people that migrated over from newgrounds.

Can someone post a screen capture of drainpipe guy's story?

>fucked up tri-forcing
>fucked up fortunes
>namefagged

I tried to namefag just by typing in the name field. I figured it automatically gave me a tripcode. I also forgot to get rid of it so it kept attaching my name to every post after.

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>be 11
>play warcraft 3 online, my first ever online game
>someone calls me a n00b for losing so badly in my first game
>have to actually ask what a n00b is
>some nice person says it means a newbie and explains how to play
>I think wow that guy was helpful and not mean like everyone else I will write down his username to ask him for advice in the future
>dont realize thousands of people play this game and I'll never see him again
>tell my parents I made a friend online
>they say he might be a pedophile so dont tell him my name or where I live

I've been on 4chan for 11 years (please end my life) and I still don't know how to make a tripcode.

Not that I would ever be a tripfag but there have been a few threads where it'd be handy to not have people impersonating me.

>>26183718

>Being this new

Heaven was like last year or something

>>26195978
just put the name you want in the name field followed by # then a password

ex: newfag#getoffmyboard

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i typed emails in the mail field on b

thought sage was how you dident have to put a name

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>Saved a bunch of stupid pictures like these
>Actually took part in this "operation"
>Hinted super obviously to my friends that I was a member of "Anonymous" but acted secretive about it
>Thought it was the coolest shit ever and I was cool for participating

I actually kind of miss those days tbqh

>>26196146
Using HOIC was a lot of fun back then but if you associated with that shit at all on social media or in real life you're retarded. There's a reason that it died and it's because people thought it was muh seckrit club and looked at it like the freemasons.

>>26196250
I remember feeling joy after the pages went down during LOIC raids. I did tell a couple of IRL friends about being a legion and shit, but only weird kids who were into video games. None cared tho. I think the reason anonymous died is because it went mainstream and associated to a really pathetic kind of person.

Used to fall for atheist vs. Christfag threads, all the checkmate atheists shit on /b/ when they were everywhere
Thats about it
Spend 4 years lurking to not be a retard

>>26186435
dude the same happened to me during highschool but i was squatting a disaffected building instead ( and I actually went to class a few times )

>>26191692
Underrated post
1231241535234234

>>26186597
Same here anon
I post probably once every week

>>26187105
You mother fucker I was one of the people that would tell people to stop replaying.

This thread is the reason why I lurked for 2 years before posting anywhere. Didn't want to embarrass myself.

My first post on /b/ was reposting the "shit was SO cash" copypasta.

>>26185452
haha nice meme

>If you click on top image, it changes.

assdicks and poopballs

>>26182663
6 years later I still dont know how to triforce. Yeah I know the numpad combination but it just never works

>>26200733
Same, it always looks good before I post it but it somehow fucks up.

>>26195978
>>26196034
And for secure tripcodes put 2 ##s as in

oldfag##howthefuckdoitripcode

>>26190439
hi im autism sqaures guy

Didn't know what the fuck WRYYYYYYYY meant and I still dont.

>>26200861
NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
https://youtu.be/JCeOf2q6_TA

>>26190221
because the reason I'm here is because this place is different from other places on the internet. I want to see and understand why and how to keep it that way.

>>26183800
i love this sub

>>26200861
>>26200940
that's not what fucking wryyyyy is from you fucking idiot it's from the JJBA fighting game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CamPXxfl7Lw

>>26185452
Been here a year and never knew that.

>>26201069
no shit, i was t elling the normie to GET OUT FUCK U

I once posted a rebuttal in >greentext when arguing with a redditor in the youtube comment section

>>26201131
this is the worst shit you can do
don't fucking take 4chan culture outside of 4chan

the absolute worst is when i hear people making references to internet communities in real life. don't fucking say memes in real life holy shit

>>26187171
Thats rough man, its pretty hard to be an immigrant wherever you go or however you look.

>>26191623
Getting people to do this is so satisfying

>>26185033
Lol this was true, everyone was writing nigger as the second word in capcha

>>26201205
>eviscerate modern film-making techniques in a movie discussion with friends
>they all ask me how i got so knowledgable
>give them a vague response about how I use a "television and film forum"
>they press me for which one and ask if its r/film
>tell them i'd rather it remain anonymous

>>26186597
>>26187091
>>26197544
Started lurking in '09, I think, only mustered the courage to post last year, and still don't post much. I guess I am shy even in an anonymous imageboard.

>>26185452
holy shit rhis is my first time

>>26201502
You blew it, son.

>>26187091
>posting threads

Trash

Who else here /only replies/

>>26190221
So that you can engage in productive discussion sans newfaggotry