Just opened up a tin of jalaepeno sardines but I can't finish it -- it's WAAAY too spicy.
How the hell do you robots eat these things?
Turns out /deenz/ was just a meme trick all along...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
It's okay, buddy. Let it out. After all, you've got...
nothing but time.
It's not "spicy" unless it's at least 100000 scovilles. Jalapenos are only about 5000, so you are definitely a pussy if they are too spicy. How can you enjoy all the delicious flavors of actually hot peppers if you can't even eat jalapenos?
>tfw you are head of social media at a sardine company and your daring social media strategy has paid off and got you a promotion