Welcome to /r9k/ How sexually frustrated are you?

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Sex isn't the source of my problems.

Schizophrenia is.

>>26175752
not enough original EPIC MEME

>>26175752
Enough to consider sex with males as an option

>>26175752
Like 3
Like originaly 3

Sex is not the problem, that is just 30 euroshekels in my country for half of an hour with some Natalia who barely speaks the language. So getting sex is seriously no problem.

Not frustrated at all. I had sex twice today. This is my first time on r9k. A misclick. I'll be more careful next time. This place scares me.

>>26175939
What's scary about it? This isn't /x/

>>26175939
We are just very unlucky people, nothing to be scared about. Unless you live in 'murica, then expect a school shooting from someone on this board, sooner or later.

You have no fucking idea. I had an internet GF that met someone IRL and like the cuck I was, I was there after they broke up and she told me a lot of shit they did. Now I have an overwhelming desire to have everything she gave in order to win.

I have 0 sexual arousal looking at that picture. How fucked am I?

Sexually frustrated?

Probably around 2/10

>>26175810
Basically what this anon said. I've been looking for sex in every possible way, women or men.

8/10 on a bad day.

I'm very pent up. I need to pass on my seed!!!!

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>>26175752
I'm getting there t b h.

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My day:
>cute premium asian girl often rides same bus
>today is the day i'm finally going to talk to her
>she gets on the bus with a guy
>he has his hand on her thigh and keeps trying to sneak it up her skirt while she giggles and hits him playfully
>they kiss before they get off
>mfw she already has a white boyfriend and I missed my chance

>>26175752
Not very. I'm too busy with my other problems to have much sexual frustration. It's a mild discomfort in the background of many other things. I'm fucked up in so many other ways. Everyone once in a while i'll see a really pretty chick and it'll make me feel feels, but for the most part it's just whatever

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>>26175752
no sex - no frustration

>>26175752
6/10, building towards a 7/10

>>26175752

Not really. I can just jerk off if I need to and that puts those feels away.

My frustration is deciding whether I even really want a significant other. I was seriously burned by my former fiance who proved to be a raging selfish bitch and I know I dodged a bullet. All I want is a woman who I can trust and who would like a quiet, non materialistic life with me. But I'm having my doubts.

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>>only have the kind of sex i pay for
>>some shit happened and i lost my cash reserves
>>now always in a sour mood and an asshole to my coworkers
>>problems sleeping because i start thinking and get really worked up over stupid issues

7/10 - don't know if it's because of /nosex/ or financial troubles

stole some diazopram or sth.. from my sister to help me sleep

Well my gf sucked my balls while I jerked off this morning, so I'm not too frustrated. I didn't cum in her mouth so I guess that's frustrating a little bit.

>>26175752
I don't really care, even if I have a high libido, I fap thrice a day and feel fine.
What I want is love, I've never had a crush, I want to love and be loved.
But even that isn't strong, I would say 4/10

>>26175752
about a 9 whenever i see that photo

Had sex four days ago, was exploding yesterday, today I am slowly sinking back into my usual mud pond of desolation

3 decades.

3 decades of no sex.

I honestly can't do another 50 years like this.

>>26175752
very

much

k

>>26175752
Not at all anymore.

>>26175752
Ya'll hate me for this but...
>suck with women most of life
>chunky fuck (250#@6'1")
>now getting /fit/
>massive cut lost 34# in 6mo
>doing cum load "Holy Grail"
>master PC control and handsfree glory
>set up by random older woman at the bar with a qt3.14
>she 23, I'm 27
>many nights of fondlekiss
>she want's the D, but "wants to take it slow"
>having her over tonight for hommade chickystrips and hottub at my NEET chateau
>mfw I have no face on my phone
I'm at a 8/10 right now.
Wish me luck faggots.

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>>26177210
What if the fit wizard lordez tell yee to do one thing but do another JUST go to the shop pick something to put your dick in

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But don't be raceist
http://youtu.be/qM0zINtulhM

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>>26176734
Mein Gott. That glans looks exactly like mine, except I'm uncut. Same girth too.

>>26175752
I'm not frustrated, that's what wanking is for.

>>26175770
True story. Schizophrenians unite.

>>26177504
in the mental ward

shuffling around mumbling shit then getting aggressive unprovoked

>sign up to tinder
>match rate is awful like 1 in 100 srs
>message girls on pof
>no reply
Lonely and depressed af

>>26177440
Huh? You speaking English?

>>26177634
You offend me ban yourself please

>$0.00000000

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>>26175752
not so much 6/10

>>26176734
>fungus like cut dicks

10/10 frustrated and I will never ever be satisfied

>>26177741
2 months for the oculus

>>26177755
That will not help ever. I'm a lost cause

To be honest, not very. My sex drive is actually quite low, compared to other people on 4chan who jack off 5 times a day.

>>26177118
>stole some diazopram or sth.. from my sister to help me sleep

Don't do this without going to a doctor first. If you use it constantly you'll fuck up your sleeping for life.

>>26177770
why?

muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>26177727
>this is what /nastyanteaterdick/'s tell themselves. Lol

>>26177440

oh my God. Am I seriously getting aroused by that picture?

>>26175752
i want to FUCK so hard and put my HARD dick in a vagina and STIR the soup

>>26175752

Hi Sera

>>26175752
Contemplating giving my psycho-bitch ex a good dicking, that's how sexually frustrated.

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>>26178137
What type of soup

>he does the research for free

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Bemis :,DDD

I've fucked hot af hookers & escorts so now idc about getting a gf

After I started lifting I've started getting female attention everywhere I go. I'm literally a black chad with a big dick who is incel by choice alone.

After one more week I'll try to get over my hate for women and just use them for sex. Last time I had sex was in february 2015.

>>26175752

Haven't had sex for 21 years, 8 months and 9 days.

>>26180018

& youre 24

Very. I see guys who are tall getting women easily. And I ask myself why should I try much harder when they don't have to. It's not fair. And even if normies call this whining I don't care. I'm not gonna humiliate myself by working hard to get what others get easily.

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>>26180018
>>26180028
Never have I seen someone get so rekt :^)