>Anon, I'd like to keep my last name when we get married

>>26166967
Okay but the kids are getting mine without hyphenation. Yours can be their middle name or something. I'm the last person capable of continuing my family's line and I'm not going to fuck it up with some stupid new age hyphenation scheme.

Yeah well I'd like to keep all my shit if we get divorced.

Tough luck.

>>26166967
Ok fine as long as the children take my name. Good thing it will be in our prenup and marriage agreement.

But your name is shit

I would honestly have zero problem with that

do people care about this?

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Whatever Ivana, but you'll regret never becoming a Licksomcokk

>>26167000
>>26167018
>>26167037
>>26167056

cucks outnumber non cucks 4-2

What has r9k become?

>>26167006
you'd be dumped on the spot
>>26167018
not signing any love contracts

>>26167037
>>26167056

CuckIDF pls leave

>>26167080
>you'd be dumped on the spot

Absolutely not. The woman I'd consider marriage with wouldn't be the kind to have a problem with it, let alone dump me for it :^)

>married

I'm okay with that.

>>26166967
>tfw my mom did this
>tfw she's divorced

take the warning or don't, brobots

In Islam its expected. So of course.

Our children will be getting my name no doubt. You can BTFO if you disagree with that.

>>26167268
It already a 60% chance that she would have divorced regardless.

American relationships are a grade A joke designed to make everyone equally unhappy.

>>26166967
>my last name

You mean your father's last name?

>when we get married
Sure thing whore, now get back to sucking my cock. :^)

>>26167337
>American relationships are a grade A joke designed to make everyone equally unhappy.

The fuck're you talking about? It's not just an American problem. Euros and Japs are reproducing even less.

>>26167358
there's always that one autistic guy

>>26166967
Then we won't marry. Simple.

>>26167392
Yuropoors and Nips are just not getting into relationships and reproducing. Nips have a Demographic problem that can only be eased with automation.

In America we just reproduce, go into awful relationships, lose all our shit and die unhappy.

>Marrying
>Ever

Will you kill yourself when the judge throws the prenup out of the court when you get divorced and you're left with jack shit?

>>26166967
>being this much of a normie you get married
NOMIES FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE

>>26167453
>getting into relationships and reproducing
Yeah, that's the whole idea behind marriage.
Like I said, Euros and Japs are reproducing less than Americans, excluding immigrants in all countries.

>>26166967
>I guess we're through then
never talk to her again

>>26167567
All because of semantics, hope it was worth it

>tfw took my wife's name when we got married
>tfw dad won't talk to me anymore

I like her last name better anyway.

>>26167464
>coming into the relationship with this sort of attitude
Its like your own self fulfilling prophecy where the relationship ends badly
>muh statistics

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>>26166967
>not wanting to adopt my 1000 year old family name
Get thee hence, vile wench!

>>26166967
well i was raised in a tradtional castillian household so i grew to expect that anyway

>>26167620
it will be. probably will save me years of pain from being with a bitch.

>>26167422
That's fine, no one wants to marry a guy who can't compromise anyways

>>26167680
>wants to keep her family name
>what a bitch
reflect in the mirror once in a while

>>26167723
>>26167698
Kek keep it toasty roastie
you'll find some beta provider looking to put up with your bullshit

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>Getting married ever
Yeah, no. How about you get the fuck out of my bed you silly roastie whore.

>>26167742
yea because you are just so bullshit free /s

>>26167416

How is it "autistic"?

It's a very valid point.

>>26167785
>le reddit sarcasm meme symbol

>>26167638
>tfw you're a literal cuck
>tfw she'll leave you for chad and take his last name

>>26167969
Well at least I'll still have her name.

>>26166967
Good news, you can keep your last name cause I don't plan to get married cause I plan to live forever and don't expect strong romantic love to last more than a million years and don't expect divorce laws to allow us to mutually end our relationship.

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>>26166967
And who are you marrying cuz it aint me bitch.

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>>26167643
>muh statistics
I have been summoned

Marriage and family related materials.
Links
http://www.medicaldaily.com/ignorance-bliss-when-it-comes-marriage-fewer-partners-youve-had-more-likely-your-298752
http://socialpathology.blogspot.com.au/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html
http://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2012/08/more-promiscuity-data.html

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/07/single_motherhood_worse_for_children_.html
psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2013/03/22/how-common-is-cheating-infidelity-really/
www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/unmarried-childbearing.htm
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/magazine/does-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html?_r=1


PDFS
http://nationalmarriageproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/NMP-BeforeIDoReport-Final.pdf
http://www.asanet.org/journals/ASR/Feb13ASRFeature.pdf
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_23/sr23_028.pdf
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

Guys guys. This thread is so relevant to me.


I am marrying a chinese qt.

She is rich as fuck and doesn't want to immigrate to my country.

We plan to marry quite soon and she says she does not want to take my last name because it will cause problems back in China due to not being able to be dual citizens.

What do?

>>26166967
that's fine
but the kids are going to only have one last name, whichever one sounds cooler

>>26168327
whats your point? I can easily say statistic shows pessimistic people are more unhappy in life but that's not going to change your attitude anytime soon.

muh statistic means shit, you only use it to back up your shitty world views.

>>26168536
>I can easily say statistic shows pessimistic people are more unhappy in life but that's not going to change your attitude anytime soon.
What's your point? Just because someone is unwilling to do something that's better doesn't mean it isn't better.

>tfw when gf is a lawyer specialising in family law
>tfw she wants to keep her last name

A-am I gonna make it brehs?

>>26168420
This is legitimately the only reason it would be alright. Otherwise, no.

>>26166967

I honestly wouldn't care. I wouldn't want to give up my last name, either.

>>26168327
Thanks stat-bro. always good to have a refresher.

And I used be nervous about my philandering ways until I read this line.

>This association was not statistically significant for men.

fuck yeah. It's going down. slutsville here I come. After that, I can't wait to get married to the love of my life :3

>>26168773
I'm not gonna pretend I know you, but I don't think I could ever marry a lawyer. It sounds like the most unsexy, least feminine profession their is. You know how girls always fantasize about men in suits and fire fighters and shit? The same goes in the reverse, but it isn't really talked about for some reason.

>>26168773
you are 1000% going to get cucked, unless she divorces your ass even before that

>>26166967
Have you spoke with your husband about this? I'm sure he'd like to know.

>>26168773
she's specializing in divorce law you fucking idiot

>>26168911
>my wifes job isn't sexy enough
I've never heard anyone say that or thought of it myself, what's the sexiest job for a woman?

>>26168991
Sexiest job? I don't know, probably stripper.

Ideal job for a woman you'd marry? Maybe some sort of daycare or kindergarten teacher.

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>>26167000
>My last name is hyphenated

>>26166967
What ARE the pluses of getting married though? Marriage seems to make breakups an absolute nightmare.

>>26169138
you get to have non-bastard children

>>26169266
Seriously though, i assume there may be some tax benefits depending on where you live but besides that and maybe power of attorney I'm not seeing much besides making the woman happy.

>>26169305
probably makes your parents and her parents happy too

Literally anything is better than Howard. I want my kids to have a name that doesn't scream "I'm a fucking failure". All the women I've wanted have all had bizarre vaguely German or gypsy last names, too, so I'd be doubly okay with it.

Its shit anyways

>>26166967
*slaps face*

I know a few women who kept their names and are still married.

I have no idea how happy their marriages are, though. At least two of the women married their first lovers and wre terrified of sex until then. None of them married very masculine men.

My wife kept her last name. Zero fucks given.

How many more of these omegas who can't even get dates but act alpha on the internet threads do we need to have?

>>26169665
THIS

The only time I'd have an issue with it is if she wanted me to take hers, which, sadly, my last GF did because she was Danish and that's normal over there and I put my foot down. The relationship ended for other reasons but that's one I would never budge on.

My mom kept her name, and my parents have been married since 1982.

I don't blame her, her last name is way cooler than my dad's, and she already had a career where she'd made a name for herself. I kind of wish I had her name instead, it's this rad-sounding Italian name. My dad's (and mine) is an awkward sounding German one that everybody thinks is Jewish even though it isn't a Jewish name.

>>26169690
I actually wouldn't mind this, depending on the situation.

In a lot of cultures, if a man marries a woman of higher status, he'll take her name. I guess in the US, it'd be like marrying a woman from the Kennedy family and taking her name or something, which I wouldn't mind at all.

I also really don't like my last name, though. I use a fake one most of the time.

>>26166967
and I'd like to keep my money when we get divorced.

>>26166967
That's actually pretty understandable. My Mom kept her last name when she got married because her college degree and licenses and shit all had her maiden name. It was a lot less hassle for her.

my name carries no weight

>>26169665
SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

No one in our country changes their lastnames after they marry, why did you feel like you needed to say that?

>>26166967
as long as you put mine first it's ok.

>>26166967
>when we get married
HEH HEH, so I've got some good news for you about keeping your name.

>>26171866
cringe af...

>>26172093
>Ladies first
are you a lady are you?

>woman wants to marry doesn't want to take your last name
RUN

>>26171866

You'd start mumbling and going red in the face and then I'd ask you if you had some sort of problem and you'd cry.

>when the bitch tryin to keep her nee
>DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

Yeah, fine, but first born male gets my last name. If first born is female she also gets my last name. Second born child can take your name if they're a female.

>>26172367
It's permissible if her name has value of some kind. For instance she's an author who writes under her own name, then I could see her keeping her own last name.