>tfw gf help

>tfw no weird prolix gf

ree

Dumped my gf today because she told me she had herpes lads.

Now i'm too scared to go to the clinic to get tested.

I have no symptoms so i'm just gonna pretend i dont have it.

>your dick is shaped like a snowflake
Dude, what?

>>26165914
bitch can you xena my hercules

>>26165914
What a pretentious cunt

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>>26166068
She's just really tired and gets memey. 3am here

top tier qt desu

>>26165914
it's time to not be in that relationship

>>26166105
>tfw your gf is high and sucking chad off at the same time

>>26166105
Is that what passes for memery in art school?

>>26166105
Chad's semen inside her is giving her inspiration to write that stuff.

>>26166164
it's ironic irony memery

>>26165914
>>26166105
>>26165914

Does she have any redeeming qualities other than spouting this meaningless tripe at you at 3am to be quirky?

I mean how much creative genius and cognitive ability does it really take to talk about shivering mechanical dragons?

>>26166164
It's pretty obviously ironic.

Which makes you an autist.

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>>26166199
Yes. I think she's funny, smart, loyal, into all my weird fetishes and right winged

Never seen her meme this much though, probably just joking around

>>26166266
this is pretty cringe even for relationship talk Tbh family
at least you're happy I guess

>>26166009
Do not do that.

>>26166317
We'll be happy together long after self conscious normies are getting through their second divorce due to trivial differences

>>26166266
where did you find her?

og comments 24/7

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>>26166365
4chan.org/r9k

7 months ago

Met up in person one month ago, getting married in 8 months

>>26166472
>>26166472

>are your memes ironic?

Why did you blot that out?

I'm cringing. Whatever makes you happy OP.

>>26166009
Go get tested, my machine bother. If you have it, you'll be prepared for what's needed and if you don't you'll sleep better.

I wish I could accompany you, but I'm just here on the internet.

>>26166266
She makes me cringe but has everything I look for in a woman.

What are your weird fetishes btw?

>>26166832
I wish I could cringe because of gf memes.

>>26166472
Are you sure op she isn't preparing you for her inevitable trap reveal? If you play your cards right you won't have to take it in the ass at least

>>26165914
I haven't cringed this much in a while. Thanks OP.

what a delightfully quirky girl you have OP! top kek! she is very unique and not at all like the other tryhard femanons on 4chan!

>>26165914
I cringed from how stupid she sounds. She's trying to sound like a special snowflake "I'm not like other girls", but just ends up coming off as a ditzy dumbass.

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i haven't cringed this much since my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because she promised god she wouldn't lose her virginity before she was 18. she lost it a month later. TFW god cant even cockblock you

>>26167307
It doesn't get your dick hard when a girl spills her spaghetti on you?

i feel like an asshole because this made me cringe

>>26166472
You've only met once, a month ago, and you're planning marriage..? You sure that's a good idea?

>>26167243
>>26167307

She doesn't even listen to him and doesn't answer his questions.
What a marriage that's going to be.

>>26167692

That's not even spaghetti spilling desu, she's just being dumb.

>tfw 4channer girlfriend
Best feel, we meme it up.

>>26167726
Yes

She never acts quirky or lolsorandom stuff. She's being ironic and just having fun since can't sleep

>>26167806
I mean i get that, and i'm happy for you, i just think its a bit early for you to be getting married is all i'm saying. Best of luck to you though, hope it works out.

>>26166472
She seems fucking hilarious

I'm enjoying the oracle esque ramblings. Kinda jealous. My exes were just boring crazy.

>>26168137

I don't know, this seems just as boring. No substance.

>>26165914
p. cute OP legit jelly.