Who loves there /grandma/ here and hopes to marry someone just like her.
>amazing cooking skills and cookies out the ass
>happy just to sit in a chair
>knows how to raise a kid right
>endless law and order marathons
>probably hates the Jews
>tfw grandma tells you that you're a good kid
I miss my grandma. Watching her die in the hospital bed while she ranted on was one of the most painful moments of my entire life.
She cooked the best macaroni soup in the world, though.
Thank you, grandma.
Keep protecting us from the joos.
It's got macaroni (obviously), chunks of tomato and beef, diced onions and celery, and it's cooked in beef broth with some herbs and shit thrown in.
It tastes great.
Hey there op ;)
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It's a lot thinner than chili, but it's pretty damned good.
I've never tried putting mac in chili before. Next time I cook some I'm gonna have to try it out. Thanks, anon.
Don't be retarded - chili's delicious and making enough food for a few days, even without being on a budget, is smart.
My grandmother kicks ass.
>calls niggers niggers to their face
>taught me to be racist
>taught me to cook
>taught me self sufficiency and stubborn diy attitude
>taught me money, mutual funds, and securing a future
>taught me the truth about girls all being the same and to just be rich, attractive, and wife the hottest one
>paid off my student loans as graduation present
Modern women a shit. I won't marry but I would like to find one even a fraction as awesome as grandma. I have stupid fetish but it shouldn't be too hard, just doesn't work with ONSs. I want a pet girl to induce lactation and to raise her as my little cowgirl.
It seems most girls into adult nursing relationships do that creepy mommy shit. But pet girls are common and if she's a real sub willing to let me beat her and ass fuck her dry I don't think making her take drugs then milking her is asking too much.
my grandmother is a hardcore christian, hates women and thinks she's the only good one, has narcissistic personality disorder, and is now in a mental hospital slowly withering away with dementia
my other one was lovely though.
miss you and your homecooked meals nan ;_;
I love chili mac. It's my go to drunk meal. Brown meat and onions, add paprika, pepper, msg, chilis, cumin, beer, macaroni, then eat. It might go faster if you soak the macaroni while browning but I only did it once. It dirties another dish and barely speeds things up.
I sometimes top with whatever cheese I have in the refrigerator.
That's what I like about old people - they don't give a fuck. I never talked around other people my age but grandma would listen to everything I told her and be genuinely interested in how I was feeling and how my day was going. We used to talk for hours, and she never gave me any trouble for being shy around other people as a kid.
It was nice knowing I had someone who cared about me when my parents were too busy at work to make the time for me.
>But pet girls are common and if she's a real sub willing to let me beat her and ass fuck her dry I don't think making her take drugs then milking her is asking too much
Never thought I'd be aroused in a grandma appreciation thread.
>grandmas ass cookies
please grandma not again
>EAT THEM YOUR GRANDMA COMMANDS IT
Anon you may be too young to realize this, there are 14 year olds posting, but clicking a whole pot of food and eating the same thing over and over for several days is what poor people do, especially cheap food like chilli
Think about it well, think about your life and what you notice different in other people.
Are you poor?