Why haven't you hired a professional cuddler yet, /r9k/?

>>26162080

i already have a she friend who takes my beta bux sorry im not in the market.

>>26162080
>paying money to lay there like an idiot with a boner you can't do anything with it

Top cuck. Just hire a hooker.

>>26162080
>she puts a pillow between you and her
what the fuck?
how do people accept this, it's just taking a nap with someone else in the room if she puts shit between the two of you

>>26162167
If you put a price on it, someone will buy it.

>tfw do the same thing for free

I enjoy snuggling so I don't charge for it. I should stop using craigslist though.

I do not have enough money.

>>26162131
yeah, because fucking a hooker feels good. If you have any moral intelligence you wouldn't think of doing such a thing.
I'd much rather pay for someone to cuddle with.

>>26162246
If you have any self-respect or pride or anything then you wouldn't pay someone to cuddle you.

>>26162279
How so? It's nothing sexual. You'd pay for a relaxing spa. It's the same sort of thing.

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>>26162167
there is no pillow in other photos.

>>26162321
If it was a service offered as part of a total spa package, along with massages, then maybe.

Still, shouldn't pay for it. Requires no skill or input on their part.

>>26162359

>cuddles don't require skill

confirmed for never cuddled.

>>26162331
that dude straight up has a boner

sad because you know his wife isn't giving him any

>>26162359
> Requires no skill or input on their part.
Are you dumb?

>>26162416

he does and he's also wearing a belt and work clothes.

#uncomfy

>>26162080
Cuddle parties are A Thing now, and they're free. Why pay someone when you can throw a cuddle party and cuddle as many people as you like for no cost at all?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party

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>>26162416
boners/being half-hard is the most normal thing to have when youre cuddling a cute girl

i dont blame him

>>26162080
She is setting off my bitch detector. Also, she will probably get raped sometime.

>>26162331
lmao
you can clearly see that guys boner.

>>26162455
Orgies are free, too.

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>>26162381
>>26162432

What the fuck are you niggers saying? She is literally just lying next to them.

>>26162381
What skill? You lie there.

I don't want to cuddle. I want to fuck.

>>26162529
>>26162509
because theyre "napping" as the article says

cuddling requires skill. be soft, know where to touch her for how long and when

>>26162509
>>26162529

yeah ok. i'm not gonna waste my breath trying to explain shit to newbs that have never cuddled.

>>26162455
Louis Theroux made a video about that. Seemed kinda nice but a little strange as well because you're with all these different people.
But that might make it less awkward actually.

>>26162558
If you have cuddled you don't belong on this board. Get the fuck out.

Go home --> >>>/b/

I used to actually think it was something I would do if money were no object, but now I absolutely despise paying for a woman's sensual capital, and admit to myself if I do get to cuddle a woman I'd want less clothing and more friskiness than a professional cuddle prostitute would allow.

>>26162455
cuddle parties do cost money, and the ones I have seen near me were sausagefests

>>26162558
Humour me, oh great genius.

What sort of retard thinks cuddling involves skill.

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>>26162555
>be soft, know where to touch her for how long and when

nigger you described a massage. cuddling is legit just hugging while lying down. stop being a faggot and defending this roastie.

this is sad because im actually really willing to do this...where can you hire one? ;_;

>>26162750
>cuddling is legit just hugging while lying down
this quite frankly

In ideal conditions you meat woman, you end up hugging, realize you both really like hugging together, make lans specifically to go lay down and hug all you want.

>>26162750
then we got different notions of cuddling my man

Is she still open for business ;_;?

>>26162246
>moral intelligence
There is nothing anymore immoral than prostitution than any other physical service.

A woman offers preforms a service, in this case, her company and sex in exchange for material resources. As long as no one is forcing her into doing shit, it's fine.

>>26162246
>moral intelligence
There is nothing anymore immoral than prostitution than any other physical service. Unless you believe pre-marital sex is immoral.

A woman offers to preforms a service, in this case, her company and sex in exchange for material resources. As long as no one is forcing her into doing shit, it's fine.

Do you think these professional "cuddlers" are fucking their Chad clients?

I'm seriously considering it. Pretty much the only thing I need

>>26164154
>Chad clients?
why would Chad hire a cuddle prostitute when he can just get women to cuddle and fuck him for free?

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>>26162080
Daily reminder that cuddling with a girl who loves you and actually cares about you is a thousand times better than this. Fuck, sometimes it can be emotionally better than sex.

This bitch is just a softcore prostitute.

>>26162080
Seriously...? Man.

>>26164329
You don't need cuddles, or sex. Don't listen to to fear mongering pop psychology advice saying you do.

>>26164349
>girl
>loves you and actually cares about you
nice meme

>>26164384
She was homeschooled, and raised innawoods away from shitty Stacy culture. SHE'S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ANON.

Damn, this is a good reason to live in the city. You can make a business out of anything no matter how ridiculous.

>>26164349
I wish I had that. I ran into someone I grew up with from elementary school through highschool. It was so nice to have someone happy to see me. I need to get a dog.

>>26164349
> Fuck, sometimes [cuddling with a girl who loves you] can be emotionally better than sex.
Agreed

>>26164384
Thanks for your sharing your practical psych with us, "compulsive masturbator"

>>26164384
>You don't need cuddles
I did, and do. cuddle party turned my life around, enough to find a gf for full time maximum cuddles. best $25 I ever spent, and snacks were provided too

>>26164384
>You don't need cuddles, or sex.
I don't want sex, I want intimacy, and part of my idea of intimacy involves a girl cuddling with me.

how hard can you squeeze a cuddle-tute?
I need a soft qt to bear-hug as hard as I can and rub my cheeks against hers.

>>26162080
i did but in my country we call it a prostitute

>>26162080
It would make me so happy if one of her clients ended up raping her