What should I do with 50k I inherited? I know it's not much but it might be the most cash I'll ever see, so I'm afraid to touch it.
If you have the balls, find someone with a good fashion sense, and ask them to help you pick out a semi-decent wardrobe. You'd be surprised how much more confident you feel, and normies will even look at you with a little less disdain.
If I could find such a person it would be great since I dress like an autist.
That kind of money is a burden, OP. It's enough to be significant but nowhere near enough to let you forget about money and go NEET.
I'd set it aside in a stable investment or somewhere safe, or get into real estate with it.
Use it as a downpayment on some place to live and rent it out for more or something.
Anyway yeah, invest it in something safe and then pretend it doesn't exist until you are in an emergency situation.
Put it away for 12 months and spend the next year deciding what to do with it. This should be a very interesting psychological experiment to say the least.
If you don't much care about ethics, the best return on investment is a donation to a political party. A few tens of thousands of dollars is enough to guarantee you'll get appointed to some sinecure position making $100k+ for the rest of your life.
Whereabouts do you live? Not OP, but if you live in the Detroit area you can crash with me for a while and help me run the union hall here. It's an unfinished basement so you'll be sleeping in a sleeping bag on a foam mattress, but it's warm, safe, and I can teach you how to organize a union, do basic handyman stuff around the hall, and make traditional handicrafts.
This is in no way true. Wealthy donors are individually giving tens of millions to the race this year. Your amount will be accepted with a thank you and forgotten about.
Invest it in something stable like a Vanguard index fund and let it count towards your retirement.
You have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't tell him to invest it in the fucking National Republican Party. You spend the money on a small local politician. They typically have the power to appoint people to positions like justice of the peace, police boards, various advisory agencies, and so forth. In practice, they fill those positions with their large campaign donors.
Give me an email address and maybe we can work something out. I'm always happy to help a fellow robot out. I don't have a pot to piss in, but there might be some fellow union members out your way who could give you a lift or something.
Invest it in your life retard, trade college, a reliable economic car, respectable clothes, and put the rest away for emergencies to fall back on until you generate enough income. The last thing you should do is blow it on hookers and blow and lottery tickets like the retards in the thread are telling you to do.
If you have debt, pay it off. Put some of it in a savings account to have access to it immediately (3-5 months of expenses). With the rest, put it into a bank CD. You could ladder them over the next 5 years, or choose a shorter term. All this is going to do is get you a few hundred dollars of interest, avoid deflation, and give you some time to think about what you really want to do with the money. The last thing you need to do is get pressured by a bunch of fucking vultures into giving them handouts, or blowing it on some asset that turns into an unpaid debt that ends up costing you more money in the long run.
Did you pay the death tax on it yet? If not expect a call from IRS. So first pay the death tax for your relative that died then invest everything else and that can easily become a million dollars in 2 years or less.