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Who /sexoffender/ here?

A chad "friend" said he would help me become confident and good with girls. He told me to go up to this hot girl and just make out with her. I didn't want to upset him so I did, she ended up screaming and I was held down by whitenknight faggots until the police came. Ended up on the sex offender registry, now everyone thinks I'm a pedo because I tried to kiss a cute girl that ended up being 13.

Feels so fucking bad man.
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>>26159454
haha he really got you good bro
tricked
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>>26159454
>He told me to go up to this hot girl and just make out with her

If someone asked you to rob a bank, would you do it just so you could avoid making them upset?

Oh wait, I forgot you were a fucking retard.
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>>26159487
He showed me this video of some guy doing it to like 100 girls and they all kissed him. Same with holding their boobs. So I thought girls loved that shit too.
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>>26159454
>I didn't want to upset him so I sexually assaulted a stranger

Just tell the cops you didn't want to upset Chad and they'll totally understand.
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>>26159536
This guy is the social kingmaker in our uni, the alphaest of alphas. So I dindn't want to get on his bad side.
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>>26159543

You were supposed to touch her boobs at the same time. That's where you fucked up.
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>>26159582
>I dindn't want to get on his bad side so I molested a 13 year olf girl

Make sure you tell them that in prison so the other guys there know that you're cool
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>>26159554
It's too late man, everyone calls me "pedo" now. Might as well an hero
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>>26159543
>He showed me this video
Did it ever cross your mind it was staged? Or that perhaps, he ASKED them to kiss first?

>>26159582
Yeah, it took being a sex offender and committing sexual assault to not "get on his bad side", but boy, I'm sure you feel a lot better.
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>>26159640

Why did you think it would be OK to try to rape a child?
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Hope you got raped in jail pedo.
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>>26159625
I might be fine, my uncle is a really good attorney, says if we push temporary insanity and pear pressure I should be let off easy.
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>>26159454
jesus autists are the best entertainment
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>>26159712
apple pressure would be better
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>>26159454
I tried to empathize with you but you're just so fucking stupid, man what have you done!
there is no way this fuckchad could've done u worse if you refused, NO WAY
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You just got prank'd.mp3
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>>26159454
No matter how I look at it your still a retard who wanted to "make out" with someone (regardless of their age) out of the blue, like..kys
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>>26159931
When I think about it now, I think he was just joking with me ... shit.

Too late now, my autism has ruined my life.
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>>26159712

>some older boys made me do it!

You know this isn't going to work, right?

Honestly - if I were you right now I'd be stretching my anus in preperation for prison.
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>>26159543
The girls are hired in that video. lol he fucked you over man, I WOULD BE LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD FOR WEEKS.
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>>26159454
>So I told this beta to kiss this 8th grader and he actually did it!

The absolute mad man
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IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
JUST A PRANK
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rekkkkkkt beta fag
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