I've been diagnosed with penile cancer. Odds are good that I will have to have my penis amputated. How can I be sure to use it on a qt at least once before then?
Fuck off OP nobody cares.
We just wanna know how he pees
why can't they make you a mega dong from your leg?
>I don't believe you.
Who cares? Even if OP's lying it's something that happens for real to other people out there. Not sure where this obsession with declaring you don't believe a 4chan thread comes from, what does it matter if it's true or not?
Much friendlier picture for people who don't want to watch the video.
Damn, all this time I've been pissing out of my penis like an idiot when I could've just gotten one of these tubes installed and draining into a giant water basin. You'd never have to get up from bed again.
>tfw I see a thread like that and instantly get scared and genuinely think I might have cancer and can't stop thinking about my life after beeing diagnosed with it
I have beeing a paranoid hypochondriac
You should be careful anon. Your body responds to emotions, if you start worrying too much about a body part getting messed up you might end up triggering your immune system to start attacking it.
>just tell me how to avoid penile cancer
All you had to do was listen to the jews, senpai.
>Men circumcised in childhood/adolescence are at substantially reduced risk of invasive penile cancer, and this effect could be mediated partly through an effect on phimosis.