Rejoice robots! The one true God Lord Kek has been revealed to

>>26158466
Is the there another official flag thread? It died and no one made another.

Glory to kek

>also spelled kuk

Holy shit

It's happening

Will kek give me a gf?

>>26158610
hahahaha benis :DDDDDDDd

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>>26158466
praise the lord known as kek

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PRAISE BE HIS NAME

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INB4 THE FORCE OF KEK MAKES US VICTORIOUS.

>>26158466
In name of all Kekaloids, praise Kek!

May his holy dubs rain on this thread as the rapefugees rain over Europe.

Dubs and I have sex with more than 10 women this year.

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>>26158713
That is not how it works heathen!

>>26158713
Ok, Kek, I know you're just trolling, you old kidder.

Dubs and I have sex with more than TWENTY women this year

>>26158634
Lord Kek has spoken to me through divination of diapers and I have seen the yellow way in the clear of piss bottles.

A girl you will have.

>>26158466
>Memetic Magic

As an ex faggot wicca loser, I found this particularly funny.

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Spread the word.

>>26158702
PRAISED! PRAISED BE HIS NAME.

Mighty Kek, will Kebab be removed?

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>>26158466

> As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.

Well that explains /r9k/'s trap faggotry.

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>>26158634
Kek will make anime real
Glory to Kek!

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>>26158742
YOU FILTHY NORMIE YOU DO NOT ASK FOR KEK'S BLESSING HE GRANTS YOU IT WHEN YOU EARN IT REEEEE

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praise Kek

Shame on those who don't prasie his name.

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>>26158765

'Touches nose'

Praise Kek.

Also I had a dream about a grimoire last night, I drew what I saw. I saw in the book a spirit of darkness. Surely an ally of Kek. I will provide more details when I receive them. Thank you Kek for all your blessings.

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>>26158843
Kek enlightens with dreams.
>Imstartingtobelievethisshit

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>>26158843

If Kek reveals himself to anyone else here, please share the message with us also.

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>>26158811
Truly blessed!

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>You were born in time to become an Apostle of Kek

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What is a Normie but the antithesis of Kek?

Is Kek ascended [SPOILER]PEPE[/SPOILER]?

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Prasie KEK

KEK, please provide some blessings upon me.

Thanks, and praise Kek.

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>>26158949
You don't ask for blessings, you earn them

>4chan is now recycling year old memes from 8gag /int/ of all places

Heh pill is fucking ancient.

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I was banned from /pol/ for starting Kek threads. But don't you worry, this is just the beginning!

Get out there, post stickers, spread the image. Make logos, spread them. The frog god will make it's presence known.

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>>26158948

Pepe is Kek, Kek is Europa.

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>>26158466
Never forget. I was there in Kek's awakening. Praise be unto Kek. Keku Ackbar!

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>>26158963
I often prasie his name and spread the word of the great Kek, so I'm for blessings from the great one.

However, I don't do these things just for blessings. If I don't get them I will still prasie and spread his name

>>26158998
The Normie doesn't understand Kek.

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>>26158999
KeK be praised!

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>>26159037
March on Brother.

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Why haven't we established "The Army of Kek" to help spread the word of Kek to non-believers. I am ready for action in the name of Kek.

>>26158874
I was a desert at night, holding the grimoire and a candle. I saw illustrated in the grimoire a black dragon with the head of a ram and the face of a man, this illustration was bordered by an Ouroboros, outside of which was blackness. His sigil and name were next to the drawing, but I can't recall them.

It may have been the Goetic demon Bifrons, given the magical correspondences. I was holding a candle, and searching for something, I didn't know what. Perhaps a grave? The candle went out, and I left the desert.

But I am not sure yet who it was, I can only ascertain that it was a spirit of darkness and chaos. There's so much symbolism. I always have vivid dreams like this. I will invoke Kek before I rest tonight, and hope the next dream will explain the mysteries of the first one.

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>>26159069


Kek be praised!

>>>/pol/62634792

>>26159136
Kekahu Kekbar!

Is Kek a product of meme-magic, or is meme-magic a product of Kek?
Did we meme so hard we willed an Egyptian god into existence?

>>26158999
the mods are false prophets!

Have I earned your blessings kek?

>>26158999
KEK SPEAKS! KEK SPEAKS!

THROUGH TRIPS AND DUBS HIS WORD WILL NOT BE DOUBTED.

ALL HAIL TRIPS AS THE GOSPEL OF KEK

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>>26159236
Kek is the original meme, all other gods are forced memes. We memed so hard we awoken him! We memed so hard he is liberation Europe! Praise the Bringer-in of light! Blessed Kek liberates Europe from Kebab scum!

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>>26159272
Is pic related a Harbringer of Kek?

Praise be to Kek! There is no god but Kek!
https://youtu.be/lhC7i_YmzKk

I give these dubs to you great KEK, as an offering to you, the great one

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"Jesus" is a Jewish forced meme, resist the Kike-loving Christians! Ave Kek!

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>>26159295
KEK WILL CLEANSE EUROPE! KEK REMOVES KEBAB
>>26159320
That's not how it works Normie

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Every might i pray to /pol/

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>>26159253

Kek is pleased.

>>26159341
I will praise kek at my altar by playing the remove kebab song, the holy song of Kek.

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>>26159383
Do not be a mass shooter, but if Kebabs attack you or your family Remove the Kebabs. Kek helps those who help themselves

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>>62636831

In offering to kek

>>26159507
Heretics. The mods shall face Kek's wrath!

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>>26159507
as in all religions the early adopters are persecuted

so if i dump the kekronomicon screencaps i should do it here then? pol is banning the shit out of us over there

>>26159581
The mods shall be punished! It is the will of Kek

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Kek Heil.

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>>26159581
Just like the early Christians, we must face persecution (by the mods in this case) but eventually the mods will realize their heresy and support our religion in Kek's will.

The mods have removed another thread...

Dark times!

>>26159664
We must be strong, brother.

Praise kek.

>>26159664
KEK SHALL PREVAIL!

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>>26159581
>>26159507

My ban from /pol/ for posting Kek magic.

>>26159664
We need to start a mass crusade against the mods of /pol/. We will start the Kek wars by posting as much Kek threads as possible. I will contribute. Then the mods will have no choice but to let us have our general thread for our great lord Kek.

>>26159698
mods confirmed for kebab.

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Meme reality.

Praise Kek

Oh lord kek kill all the cocksucking normies.
Oh lord kek make it so.

kek

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ATTENTION: Possible Familiar of Kek sightings in Ohio.

http://weekinweird.com/2012/07/24/classic-cryptid-legend-loveland-frogmen/

>an unnamed businessman saw three disturbing creatures gathered by the side of the road. He stated they were 3 to 4 feet tall and covered with a leathery skin. The creatures were described as standing erect, bipedal, and having the head-shape/faces of frogs. He also stated they had webbed hands/feet and deep wrinkles on their heads. They appeared to be totally hairless.

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>>26159778
Keklings? Kekspawn? Does lord Kek have a whole army?

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Witness the presence of our lord Kek!
https://youtu.be/NMjOnpm2fHU?t=9m7s

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>>26159778

HOLY CRAP THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

ARE YOU READY?!

>>26159812
Go to 9:11 to see Kek.

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>>26159778
Pic Related could Lord Kek have hordes of Human-Kekspawn Hybrids?

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>>26159778
It gets stranger yet...

>Besides the basic description of the creatures, the most interesting detail is that one creature is claimed to have held a cylindrical metal object, sometimes described as a wand. It is stated that the creature held this object over its head and that the object emitted flashes, sparks, or other pulses of light. Whether this is in relation to a perceived threat is not related in the tale. However, upon seeing this object activated, it is claimed that the businessman fled, fearing for his safety.

>>26159860
Literal Meme Magic

>>26159860
Praise be to kek! Grant me dubs!

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WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOUR
MEMES FOR THE FROG GOD

>>26159664
fuggggggg

>>26159708
we're already seeing what happens if they don't let us post -- we end up migrating to other boards where anons know (and may resent) that we're from pol

in r9k's case, our goals are somewhat compatible as we are trying to raise an elder chaos god to essentially annihilate the normies but ultimately there are going to be limits as to where/how far we can go

>>26159860
IT IS HAPPENING

4CHAN HAS SUMMONED KEK

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>>26159860
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>>26159911
>Those dubs

>>26159911
Oh MY KEK! PRAISE BE TO KEK! PRAISE BE TO KEK!

>>26159905
We could migrate to other sites too if shit hits the fan.

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Hitler was the original meme wizard, the aeon old task of lifting Kek from his slumber is being granted to us!

>>26159911
DEEP IN THE NIGHT, A FROG GOD RISES

MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
FROGS FOR THE FROG THRONE

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Check for Kek

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>>26159860
The Indians knew and feared the demon kek

>Tales of the Loveland Frogmen did not truly originate in 1955. The Native American population was familiar with a creature, or species of creatures, they call Shawnahooc (River Demon). The creature was described as being a large reptile that could walk on two legs. The creature lived specifically along the banks of the Little Miami River. It is said that this creature threatened the indigenous tribes until they sent their greatest warriors to confront the demon. After the fray was decided, the Shawnahooc is said to have gone into hiding. When the Native Americans were driven from the territory by encroaching settlers, the Shawnahooc is claimed to have returned to the river banks. This particular aquatic legend is attributed to both the Shawnee and the Twightwee tribes.

>>26159980
As a robot and /pol/ack, I welcome you brothers from /pol/ to seek refugee here. I had witnessed Kek's Magic from the beginning and will continue to be apart of this great awakening.

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here is the post that started it all one week ago, along with screencaps for all gets in that thread

there are 34 threads total and i have screencaps for all of them

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>>26160056
It was one crazy sunday. Things will never be the same again.

>>26159860
PRAISE KEK LORD OF CHAOS

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>>26158466
/pol/ here if you autists all convert to the holy order of kek I'll have full respect back for you forgetting all your spaghetti over the years

brothers in kek
hail kek
also thread hymn:
http://viewsync.net/watch?v=JYyrNqcog50&t=0&v=-QY5fu7Ecdc&t=31&v=bnu4Fe5sIeQ&t=0&mode=solo

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Kek in Japan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_%28folklore%29

>Kappa have been used to warn children of the dangers lurking in rivers and lakes.

>It has been suggested that the kappa legends are based on the Japanese giant salamander or hanzaki, an aggressive salamander that grabs its prey with its powerful jaws.

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>>26158764
>meme magic

looks like a DNA strand, as in genetics, as in it's the root of all our conflicts. Look around /r9k/ it's basically a bunch of people lamenting their shit genes. That is the real darkness Kek refers to imo.

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>>26160026
>Attributed to TWO different tribes
This is official KEKSPAWN EXIST

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>>26160121
>>26160121
KEK SPAWN
WE DEEP ONES NOW

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>>26158843
Roughly a week ago I had a dream of a jaguar resting on top of my chest. Not in the creepy sleep paralysis way but in a very gentle and calm way. A few days later I was reading up on Kek and I tried looking at other religions for similarities. I ran across the hero twins from Mayan culture. They represented the duality of the sun and the moon, light and darkness, the dark one is depicted having jaguar patches.
TOP KEK

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>>26160121
>Kappa
>Ka
>ppa
>Kek
>Pepe

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Praise be onto our god Kek. He has been awoken and we must keep him awake

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>>26160081
those threads moved so fast and had so many gets i can barely remember any of them

>>26160121
>rivers and lakes
>water
>represents humanity in the biblical context
>kappa warns us of the troubled waters of humanity always devouring poor souls who try and become normies

How deep does it go?

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>>26160201
KEEP THE MEME-GOD AWAKE! LITERALLY MAKE MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD!

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>>26159272
Kek, or Keku is the perfrogification of chaos, bringer of light and order.

God is a meme. Since this meme took the form of the creator that means that everything is a meme. This is the latent way the Human mind works. We created memes to make sense of random information we perceived CHAOS. Contradictory memes were created to conceal this truth and to rob us of our knowledge ORDER. Propaganda is memes, every institution is a meme even our own language is a meme.

Light-Darkness is enlightenment and endarkenment. Darkness is when memes are most forced that the memeosphere collapses and like an extinction level event new memes replace old ones. Chaos brings order, darkness brings light... Dank Memes, Dark Memes, Dark Magic

True enlightenment comes in this knowledge that everything that has come and will come to be is a chaotic arrangement of memes. Outside forces want us to be ignorant to the truth and stay submissive to their lies and deceit.

How do I get Kek to work the same kind of magic he has with Trump?

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>>26160229
I am starting to actually believe this. Is there more proof of Kek?

>>26160026
Are there an ancient cultures who didn't know of our god?

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>>26160260
Kek has already guaranteed Trump's presidency.
Ask from Kek and you shall receive
Kek gives, Kek loves, Kek breath, is your breath

>>26160260
You just have to try to make america great again

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>>26159236
>we
I saw your reddit from a mile away, buddy
don't kid yourself

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>>26160317
Kek also promised the liberation of Europe from Kebabs.

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Learn to draw frogs; improve your life.

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>>26160180
The stupid twitch meme has helped summon kek how far does this rabbit hole of memes go?

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Hello Ratto

>>26160350
Artfag here, I want to do a serious Kek piece with only subtle memes, any ideas?

>>26160534
Lord Kek shining light over Europe

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>>26160350
This reminds me the holy trinity can be represented with the metamorphosis that frogs go through.

metamorphosis (plural metamorphoses)

1. A transformation, such as that of magic or by sorcery
2. A noticeable change in character, appearance, function or condition.
3. (biology) A change in the form and often habits of an animal after the embryonic stage during normal development. (e.g. the transformation of a caterpillar into a butterfly or a tadpole into a frog.)
4. (pathology) A change in the structure of a specific body tissue. Usually degenerative.

>>26160472
helo rato

>>26160572
I'd like to highlight this because I didn't bring enough attention to it
>A transformation, such as that of magic or by sorcery
>Usually degenerative

Also number 2 can apply to meme usage

This has too many coincidences TOP KEK

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>>26160572
speaking of trinities

in a previous thread there was mention of a three-headed chimera composed of kek, ba'al, and an as-of-yet unnamed cat

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>>26160652

Bast was a lioness goddess of the sun throughout most of Ancient Egyptian history, but later she was changed into the cat goddess (Bastet). She also was changed to a goddess of the moon by Greeks occupying Ancient Egypt toward the end of its civilization. In Greek mythology, Bast also is known as Ailuros.

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>>26160677
>77
I DID RIGHT, KEK BE PRAISED! PRAISE THE HOLY TRINITY! KEK, BRINGER IN OF LIGHT, GOD OF CHAOS, BA'AL HADAD, GOD OF LIGHTING, REMOVER OF KEBABS, AND BAST, ?

>>26160677
>bast
>BASED
holy shit guys we might have something here, plus it got dubs

SOMEONE CAP THIS THREAD QUICK WE CAME ACROSS SOMETHING BIG
>>26160693
>>26160677
>>26160652

>>26160639
Transformations are what avoids degeneration. Systems that get new energy, info, resources, that adapt and transform can keep living. Things that don't change die.

Kek creates, we create memes. That is what I think he likes about us. OC and laughter.

>>26160568
Lork Kek shining his light on his harbringer from Serbia, as the latter splits the sea of Kebab to lead the European people to Kek's promised land.

>>26160677
PRAISE THE TRINITY PRAISE THE TRINITY! PRAISE BAST! AVE KEK! AVE BA'AL!

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SCREENCAP THE THREAD

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFIQWUnFcngPCRfkSjHfwWw

Memes for the meme god!

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>>26160853
keep it going guys

Does Kek hate normies, does he hate roasties?

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kek is frog god lord of darkness and will remove kebab

>>26160912
Yes. Normies with their "order" are the antithesis of the God of Chaos.

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Are you happy now? The memes have gone too far, Ethan. This needs to stop.

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KEK ADUNANZA

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>>26160966
>DUBS CONFIRM MEMES ARE REACHING LEVELS UNTHOUGHT OF BEFORE

>>26160970
Question, should we spread the word of our glorious lord and savior to other sites ?

>>26158742
You lack the Lord's blessing. Check em.

PRAISE BAST PRAISE KEK PRAISE BA'AL

>>26161068
Yep. For the Almighty Kek

>>26161077
MY SECOND 77 DUBS HOLY SHIT I AM A PROPHET

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>>26161074
I'm saving that Pepe.

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>>26160652
Dude I'm getting scared now. I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. Long post but bare with me.

The staggering amount of information makes me feel like we're being engineered by the government to follow along their new age religion. The amount of memes that depict this are too many for it to be a mistake.

Here I looked into mount lel onto wikipedia which sent me to baal cycle. Here is a quote from the article.

Yam wants to rule over the other gods and be the most powerful of all
Ba'al Hadad opposes Yam and slays him
Ba'al Hadad, with the help of Anath and Athirat, persuades El to allow him a palace
Ba'al Hadad commissions Kothar-wa-Khasis to build him a palace.
King of the gods and rule of the world seeks to subjugate Mot
Mot kills Ba'al Hadad
Anath brutally kills Mot, grinds him up and scatters ashes
Ba'al Hadad returns to Mount Saphon
Mot, having recovered from being ground up and scattered, challenges Ba'al Hadad
Ba'al Hadad refuses; Mot submits
Ba'al Hadad rules again

>King of the gods and ruler of the world seeks to subjugate Mot
>Mot
>Mot

In Ugaritic myth, Mot (spelled mt) is a personification of death. The word is cognate with forms meaning 'death' in other Semitic and Afro-Asiatic languages: with Arabic mawt; with Hebrew (mot or mavet; ancient Hebrew moth or maweth); with Maltese mewt;

>mewt
>moot
top kek

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>>26161139
Do not fear, the Kikes fear the power of Ba'aL, Kek and Bast

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>>26161108
IT SHALL BE SO
No site is safe

Bit disappoint you used long instead starecat.

>>26161205
So long spread robots

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DO WHAT THOU KEK SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF LAW

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>>26161139
So Ba'al, one of the trinity of Kek, kills the god representing moot at the beginning of time?

Also found this quite interesting:
>The Egyptians believed that before the world was formed, there was a watery mass of dark, directionless chaos. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos.

We should also not forget to claim the 666666666 get of /b/ for kek

>>26160677
I don't know, it needs something more, now it's just a cat with a name that shares three letters with "based". Unconvincing, even with those repeating integers.

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>>26161139
>look it up
>its fucking real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal_Cycle
So the cat was actually Moot who has submitted to Ba'al. It all makes sense now.
>the destruction of Robot9000
>it's resurrection as a god
>meme magic becomes to strong for Moot to handle
>he submits to it

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We should also not forget to claim the 666666666 get of /b/ for kek! This will show everyone how powerful he is and that we are his chosen people!

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Praise Kek, god of primordial darkness.

>>26161411
DUBS CONFIRM KEK VULT

>>26161411
KEK HAS SPOKEN THROUGH YOU

CRUSADERS OF KEK, TO HERE

>>>/b/666442205

>>26161411
dubs command us to take the...novems? what do you even call nine in a row i hardly ever go to /b/

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Kek incoming.

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the glyphs for bast look like some chick with a taco and a daiquiri

(captcha: select all the food)

>>26161769
Also, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batrachomyomachia

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>>26160118

Kek thread Hymn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0

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Top Kek!
Top Kek!
Toppest Kek!

>>26158811
>goddess of fertility

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>>26161994

Praise our lord Kek.

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>>26162022
DUBS TOPPEST OF KEKS INDEED

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>>26160966
>mfw a couple years ago I would've been saddened by that picture

I have Kek no, no 3dpd or normie friends can ever fill the huge void If I was ever separated from him

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>>26158466
Everybody remember: Kek loves you very much, especially if you post PRAISE KEK at least five times a day
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE OH LORD KEK OF CHAOS MAKE IT HAPPEN BRING VENGEANCE FOR MY SOUL

>>26162143
Kek will conquer the Islamic Hordes, the Crusaders of Kek will be the leaders of Tomorrow!

Praise Kek. You are at your mercy oh Kek!

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>>26162166
HE SPEAKS

PRAISE HIM!

All we need is Kek

>>26162166
thank you kek for these dubs
PRAISE KEK

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>>26161898
she looks like a stuck up feminist listening to Bernie behind a podium giving a gesticulating communist rant as the the sun sets in the background as does the prosperity of western civilization

>>26160677
If I'm going to be worshiping any cat-god, it will be Maahes, the lion-maned god of strong armies and protectionism. Sound farmiliar?

praise Kek (with and original comment)!

>>26162187
>tfw kek will cleanse liberalized and jew tainted Christianity that has ate away at Europe and America

PRAISE HIM!

THE DAY OF KEKONING SHALL BRING WRATH ON THE SHITSKINS AND THOSE WHO AID THEM

>>26160652
Also: Spiders have eight legs
>eight
>8 and 4
>the numbers of KEK

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>>26162299
checked,

praise the million years god

Powerful
Obscurity
Lord

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>>26160652
>if you turn the W's of world wide web upside down, they turn into mountains and spider legs

Is the true the Kek final boss of the internet?

>>26162388
>P
>O
>L
Praise Kek and checked

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>>26162388
Not bad.

Say, how would one built a decent shrine?

>>26162299
>>26162388
Praise HIM!

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>>26162005
PRAISE KEK

Constantinople and Jerusalem will fall to the Chaos Frog

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>>26160229
"God created memes. Gods are memes. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created memes. Memes eat man... Fembots inherit the earth."

>>26162299
>>26162388
>>26162022
>>26158466
>>26158811
>>26158999
>>26160677
>>26160966
>>26161077
>>26161322
>>26161411


Checked for Kek. Let this thread be blessed.

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>>26162446
dunno, I've read about little cabinets, but what I was thinking is rather release tens of toadpoles in citie's fountains hoping they'll grow up enough to sing the kek's sound

Lord Kek, grant us your blessings, amen

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>>26162728
Honestly, just releasing them in public areas seems like a death sentence for them.
I think you would be better off to take care of them in a pond in your backyard.

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>>26162633
Praise him, let the turks and Jews be devoured by his almighty darkness

TOP KEK

GRANT US
YOUR POWER

>>26162633
Praise him!!! Your numbers confirm!!!

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>>26162764
I like the idea of cities awaken at night by the sweet sounds of KEK's sons.
I was used to have one when I was little, but don't have a garden nomore
Also, toadpole live off of microscopic algae and flies, I think as soon as they'll be able to hunt little insects they should be okay...dunno, jsut an idea anyway

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>>26162767
pic very related, kikes are afraid of KEK's power

>Perpetual
>Oblivion
>Lord

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>>26162926
Yeah but city life is dangerous for them, I live in a small town and I've seen run-over frogs way too many times.
There are too many dangers for them outside of forests.
Anyway I do like the idea, but for the sake of the frogs, I am against it.

Also reminds me, there was a pond in a nearby forest that always had frogs in it, croaking loudly, it was comforting in a way.

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>>26163057
you have a point anon

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If dubs I shall devout myself to kek

>>26163393
You have to earn the dubs.

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>>26163057
>there was a pond in a nearby forest that always had frogs in it, croaking loudly,

Comfy as fuck

Normies don't appreciate nature the way a kek worshiper does, and they are nature fags it's more like

>DUDE LETS TAKE SHROOMS IN THE FOREST LMAO

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>>26162388
Checked.

"...for thy merciless wrath will smite the normals and safekeep our purity til' the end of eternity!" - Pepe, chapter 111, 66:77.

The scriptures have spoken my fellow robots. He has risen!

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>tfw a frog killed my dog
>the poisonous cunt decided to bath in its water
I used to live in a rural area and have killed a gorillion frogs. There's a reason why Kek's name is Kuk you cucks.

Hail Kek! The official Dropbox of Kek!

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/05izuht3341qo6c/AADY9Mz8d_qbTep_r20leaUsa?dl=0

>>26162964
Is this why they have constantly represented evil spirits with amphibians/reptilians?

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Kek be praised frog man.

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Kek Japanese angle

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Another thread got deleted. Mods really don't want us to know the true power of kekromancy

>>26163877
The mods are confirmed kebabs mate.

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>>26163602
>evil spirits with amphibians/reptilians?
your level of balsphemy is almost silly.
KEK and Kauket were swimming in the eternal darkenss before becoming one with the other 3 couples and forming the egg by which god was born.

no one in his right mind can think a frog to be an evil creature, KEK is awake from his millenarian rest, so I doubt he will give a shit about your insult, check your heresy tho

>>26163877
fucking hell

we're more politically relevant than the "redpill me on emo/goth culture" threads that have popped up every day this week -- among many others

>>26164014
You've got me misunderstood anon. The anon I was talking to said that Kikes fear Kek. I then responded with my post. I worship Kek with all my heart. Hail Kek!!!

>>26163877
it's true, this is becoming silly, either there jidf shills everywhere or mods are trying to restrain kek infinite power level

>>26164070
I just want to worship Kek...

Notice me kek! Save us from the kebabs

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>>26164064
my bad fellow brother, definetly kikes might have been somehow conscious of the infinite kebabs and kikes removal power of KEK.

HAil KEK, Praise KEK

>>26164094
Kek hasn't yet blessed me with dubs, But I know he's with me.

>>26164144
Thank you, kek.

>>26164144
Absolute proof!!!

>>26164070
i think the mods are shit-testing us

if we give in and stop posting, the religion dies

if we prove we can take their deletes and bans and still come back strong then they will respect us

>>26164196
I agree. We have to show them the way of Kek

>>26164196
Religion and spirituality is supposed to be a struggle and a sacrifice. We must push on and overcome the adversity that Kekism faces.

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>>26163877
KEKU AKBAR!!!!!! KEKU AKBAR!!!!!!!!

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Kek is life .
Kek is love.

O great Kek
I love you

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>>26164058

Exactly. Yet those threads are kept alive and even archived, but we kekromacers get the classic SJW mod who got a bad day and simply deletes every thread of this glorious cult.

Speaking about the cult, do we have a symbol yet? I made this yesterday but almost noboy noticed it

>>26164244
dubs confirms we must press on

and another anon has
>>>/pol/62658082

>>26164594
I'm unsure of this new thread. I asked kek for guidance but it was obscure.

check the proof that KEK is for realz

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The KEK is stronger than death!

>>26164575
swastika-like symbols are already a meme, kek demands something fresh and original

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>>26158466
Kek be praised!
Kek be praised!

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>>26158610
probably because he liked black dick

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I was actually biting it and thinking this was a real deity until the "sitting at a computer screen" part.

KEK may i have the blessing of dubs

>>26159698
>Off-topic

/pol/ has a topic?

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GUYS!
There is an egyptian goddess whose name is NUT

She was seen as a star-covered nude woman arching over the earth! PORN!!

or as a cow! MILKING!

This is obviously a reference to MASTURBATION!!
HER NAME IS NUT

GIVE YOUR NUT TO NUT!!

we have been exiled from the holy land /pol/ where meme magic is at it's strongest, now we must worship in the shadows of /r9k/, may kek be with you my brethren

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>>26158466
C-could it be true?

Kek, may I be blessed with dubs?

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>>26167287
kek has failed me, he is no god, OP is a false profit.

>>26167317
Kek works in mysterious ways

>>26166980

I feel a special connection to her and thoth. I've experienced both of them in my dreams and have meditated on them as well as isis, Osiris, and hathor. I've been working on incorporating kek into my pantheon and it has been working well so far. I carry a few pendants from the keys of Solomon. I would like a kek talisman. I haven't decided of what yet but I really like the hieroglyphic of the man at a computer.

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>>26167339
Then Kek has this last chance to redeem himself. I need trips or Kek = rekt.

>>26167397
Tell me more. I have read a little into goetia and bits out of the greater keys

>>26167525

Looks like you were deemed unworthy. Kek isn't some toy. Dubs are for his glory, not ours.

>>26158749
Kek grants his followers great rewards, only after they serve Him and the fellow followers.

Glory to Kek!

>>26160121
Everybody spam kappa in the chat.
KAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>26166690
okmijnibnhubyugvy

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>>26168169
iuturfkoko,9,

>>26160677
BA'AL HADAD
KEK
BAST

WE HAVE A HOLY TRINITY!
WE PANTHEON NOW!

>>26160472
hello rato

zzz

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POST FOR THE GLORY AND HONOR OF KEK

>>26168822
Dubs confirm.

Also, check'd and Kek'd.

Yahweh may also have appropriated Anat, the wife of Baal, as his consort,
Basically God cucked Baal

>>26161898

she actually looks like she's sporting a boner. she's a tranny watching bernie pronounce the setting sun of western civilization, and kek has arisen to save our fire

>>26169800
Kek wills this

Oh great and powerful kek, bless me with dubs, so that I may know you're with me!

>>26160472

hello rato

This is original, dammit

>>26169836
Consult the kekronomicon brother. He is not of us.

pastebin.com/V6VR1yT8

>>26158466

You are pushing far beyond Thelema now. Crowley falsely believed that numerology would be lost on generations to come. The steele of revealing has lead to this rebirth of KEK.

The old gods must rise from the slumber of time to harden our hearts to modern weakness and excess. KEK be praised.

>>26158773
Please give me that beautiful sauce. I'm hard as a rock

If repeating digits I will regard kek higher than the aesir, vanir and the norns.

>>26158466
It will be mostly normies spamming pepe with kek

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>>26162166
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK

>>26171925
>The steele of revealing has lead to this rebirth of KEK.

>the steele

>steele

Is this a typo, or does the word "Steele" mean something other than Iron oxygenated alloy metals?

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Have I honored thee oh Kekworthy one?

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This is quite possibly the worst meme I've ever seen, and that's really saying something.
Take your shitty roleplaying back to /x/, normalfags.

https://endofgospel.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/yahweh-vs-baal/

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This thread is still open? Praise Kek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0

>>26173523
Yes brother. KEK will bless though who praise his name.

But you must praise and spread his name without expecting anything in return

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King Kek.

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>Kek
>Shrek

>>26174148
>Indians
Topkek

Praise be to kek and all who worship him

>>26158999

HE SPEAKS THROUGH THE TRIPS!

HE SPEAAAAAKS!!!

>>26158999
Anybody can interpret what that curly thing is?

>>26177744
Internet?
Memes?
Or just hieroglyph for 'wick'.

>>26159136
>Sharing your frog meme with normies
I thought robots hated that.

>>26178129
I think anon means non-believing robots.

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Greetings from /pol/ robots! Your doing Kek's work.

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>>26178381

Salute sir.

Praise Kek.

>>26158811

Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.[1]

Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

REPEAT HIS NAME

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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The Frail Path recognizers the divine kek and officializes is denomination

yu mo gue gue fai di zao
yu mo gue gue fai di zao
I SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF KEK

Praise be the keks

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Who is the horned god holding unto man?

Is Kek delivering us from him?

What does Kek's gift represent?

>>26178955
CHECKED
Doesn't the ankh symbolize life?
Is kek to give us life through memes?
Beta uprising?

WE SHALL FIGHT A HOLY WAR IN THE NAME OF KEK!

KEK VULT ILLUD!
KEK VULT ILLUD!
KEK VULT ILLUD!

Grant me dubs kek

>>26158466
all glory to kek!
Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!

>>26178955

Ankh gave us life

Kek now leads us out of the darkness. The bringer of light

GUIDE US, O GREAT ONE

PRAISE HIM

Kek has blessed this thread with eternal life. Praise kek!

>>26158466
All glory to Kek
Praise Kek
Praise Kek

Whats happening with the website? i just got out of bed. Praise kek

>>26179699

Thank you for these dubs kek. I am your faithful follower. Praise kek.