Rejoice robots! The one true God Lord Kek has been revealed to /pol/. You no longer have to suffer under the normies whip! Unite with us and our meme magic will cover this world in darkness.
> As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.
Well that explains /r9k/'s trap faggotry.
YOU FILTHY NORMIE YOU DO NOT ASK FOR KEK'S BLESSING HE GRANTS YOU IT WHEN YOU EARN IT REEEEE
Shame on those who don't prasie his name.
Also I had a dream about a grimoire last night, I drew what I saw. I saw in the book a spirit of darkness. Surely an ally of Kek. I will provide more details when I receive them. Thank you Kek for all your blessings.
Kek enlightens with dreams.
If Kek reveals himself to anyone else here, please share the message with us also.
What is a Normie but the antithesis of Kek?
KEK, please provide some blessings upon me.
Thanks, and praise Kek.
I was banned from /pol/ for starting Kek threads. But don't you worry, this is just the beginning!
Get out there, post stickers, spread the image. Make logos, spread them. The frog god will make it's presence known.
Never forget. I was there in Kek's awakening. Praise be unto Kek. Keku Ackbar!
I often prasie his name and spread the word of the great Kek, so I'm for blessings from the great one.
However, I don't do these things just for blessings. If I don't get them I will still prasie and spread his name
Why haven't we established "The Army of Kek" to help spread the word of Kek to non-believers. I am ready for action in the name of Kek.
I was a desert at night, holding the grimoire and a candle. I saw illustrated in the grimoire a black dragon with the head of a ram and the face of a man, this illustration was bordered by an Ouroboros, outside of which was blackness. His sigil and name were next to the drawing, but I can't recall them.
It may have been the Goetic demon Bifrons, given the magical correspondences. I was holding a candle, and searching for something, I didn't know what. Perhaps a grave? The candle went out, and I left the desert.
But I am not sure yet who it was, I can only ascertain that it was a spirit of darkness and chaos. There's so much symbolism. I always have vivid dreams like this. I will invoke Kek before I rest tonight, and hope the next dream will explain the mysteries of the first one.
Kek is the original meme, all other gods are forced memes. We memed so hard we awoken him! We memed so hard he is liberation Europe! Praise the Bringer-in of light! Blessed Kek liberates Europe from Kebab scum!
"Jesus" is a Jewish forced meme, resist the Kike-loving Christians! Ave Kek!
KEK WILL CLEANSE EUROPE! KEK REMOVES KEBAB
That's not how it works Normie
Do not be a mass shooter, but if Kebabs attack you or your family Remove the Kebabs. Kek helps those who help themselves
as in all religions the early adopters are persecuted
so if i dump the kekronomicon screencaps i should do it here then? pol is banning the shit out of us over there
Just like the early Christians, we must face persecution (by the mods in this case) but eventually the mods will realize their heresy and support our religion in Kek's will.
My ban from /pol/ for posting Kek magic.
We need to start a mass crusade against the mods of /pol/. We will start the Kek wars by posting as much Kek threads as possible. I will contribute. Then the mods will have no choice but to let us have our general thread for our great lord Kek.
ATTENTION: Possible Familiar of Kek sightings in Ohio.
>an unnamed businessman saw three disturbing creatures gathered by the side of the road. He stated they were 3 to 4 feet tall and covered with a leathery skin. The creatures were described as standing erect, bipedal, and having the head-shape/faces of frogs. He also stated they had webbed hands/feet and deep wrinkles on their heads. They appeared to be totally hairless.
Keklings? Kekspawn? Does lord Kek have a whole army?
Witness the presence of our lord Kek!
HOLY CRAP THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
ARE YOU READY?!
Pic Related could Lord Kek have hordes of Human-Kekspawn Hybrids?
It gets stranger yet...
>Besides the basic description of the creatures, the most interesting detail is that one creature is claimed to have held a cylindrical metal object, sometimes described as a wand. It is stated that the creature held this object over its head and that the object emitted flashes, sparks, or other pulses of light. Whether this is in relation to a perceived threat is not related in the tale. However, upon seeing this object activated, it is claimed that the businessman fled, fearing for his safety.
WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOUR
MEMES FOR THE FROG GOD
we're already seeing what happens if they don't let us post -- we end up migrating to other boards where anons know (and may resent) that we're from pol
in r9k's case, our goals are somewhat compatible as we are trying to raise an elder chaos god to essentially annihilate the normies but ultimately there are going to be limits as to where/how far we can go
Hitler was the original meme wizard, the aeon old task of lifting Kek from his slumber is being granted to us!
The Indians knew and feared the demon kek
>Tales of the Loveland Frogmen did not truly originate in 1955. The Native American population was familiar with a creature, or species of creatures, they call Shawnahooc (River Demon). The creature was described as being a large reptile that could walk on two legs. The creature lived specifically along the banks of the Little Miami River. It is said that this creature threatened the indigenous tribes until they sent their greatest warriors to confront the demon. After the fray was decided, the Shawnahooc is said to have gone into hiding. When the Native Americans were driven from the territory by encroaching settlers, the Shawnahooc is claimed to have returned to the river banks. This particular aquatic legend is attributed to both the Shawnee and the Twightwee tribes.
As a robot and /pol/ack, I welcome you brothers from /pol/ to seek refugee here. I had witnessed Kek's Magic from the beginning and will continue to be apart of this great awakening.
here is the post that started it all one week ago, along with screencaps for all gets in that thread
there are 34 threads total and i have screencaps for all of them
It was one crazy sunday. Things will never be the same again.
/pol/ here if you autists all convert to the holy order of kek I'll have full respect back for you forgetting all your spaghetti over the years
brothers in kek
also thread hymn:
Kek in Japan?
>Kappa have been used to warn children of the dangers lurking in rivers and lakes.
>It has been suggested that the kappa legends are based on the Japanese giant salamander or hanzaki, an aggressive salamander that grabs its prey with its powerful jaws.
looks like a DNA strand, as in genetics, as in it's the root of all our conflicts. Look around /r9k/ it's basically a bunch of people lamenting their shit genes. That is the real darkness Kek refers to imo.
>Attributed to TWO different tribes
This is official KEKSPAWN EXIST
Roughly a week ago I had a dream of a jaguar resting on top of my chest. Not in the creepy sleep paralysis way but in a very gentle and calm way. A few days later I was reading up on Kek and I tried looking at other religions for similarities. I ran across the hero twins from Mayan culture. They represented the duality of the sun and the moon, light and darkness, the dark one is depicted having jaguar patches.
Praise be onto our god Kek. He has been awoken and we must keep him awake
those threads moved so fast and had so many gets i can barely remember any of them
>rivers and lakes
>represents humanity in the biblical context
>kappa warns us of the troubled waters of humanity always devouring poor souls who try and become normies
How deep does it go?
KEEP THE MEME-GOD AWAKE! LITERALLY MAKE MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD!
Kek, or Keku is the perfrogification of chaos, bringer of light and order.
God is a meme. Since this meme took the form of the creator that means that everything is a meme. This is the latent way the Human mind works. We created memes to make sense of random information we perceived CHAOS. Contradictory memes were created to conceal this truth and to rob us of our knowledge ORDER. Propaganda is memes, every institution is a meme even our own language is a meme.
Light-Darkness is enlightenment and endarkenment. Darkness is when memes are most forced that the memeosphere collapses and like an extinction level event new memes replace old ones. Chaos brings order, darkness brings light... Dank Memes, Dark Memes, Dark Magic
True enlightenment comes in this knowledge that everything that has come and will come to be is a chaotic arrangement of memes. Outside forces want us to be ignorant to the truth and stay submissive to their lies and deceit.
I am starting to actually believe this. Is there more proof of Kek?
Kek has already guaranteed Trump's presidency.
Ask from Kek and you shall receive
Kek gives, Kek loves, Kek breath, is your breath
I saw your reddit from a mile away, buddy
don't kid yourself
Kek also promised the liberation of Europe from Kebabs.
Learn to draw frogs; improve your life.
The stupid twitch meme has helped summon kek how far does this rabbit hole of memes go?
This reminds me the holy trinity can be represented with the metamorphosis that frogs go through.
metamorphosis (plural metamorphoses)
1. A transformation, such as that of magic or by sorcery
2. A noticeable change in character, appearance, function or condition.
3. (biology) A change in the form and often habits of an animal after the embryonic stage during normal development. (e.g. the transformation of a caterpillar into a butterfly or a tadpole into a frog.)
4. (pathology) A change in the structure of a specific body tissue. Usually degenerative.
I'd like to highlight this because I didn't bring enough attention to it
>A transformation, such as that of magic or by sorcery
Also number 2 can apply to meme usage
This has too many coincidences TOP KEK
speaking of trinities
in a previous thread there was mention of a three-headed chimera composed of kek, ba'al, and an as-of-yet unnamed cat
Bast was a lioness goddess of the sun throughout most of Ancient Egyptian history, but later she was changed into the cat goddess (Bastet). She also was changed to a goddess of the moon by Greeks occupying Ancient Egypt toward the end of its civilization. In Greek mythology, Bast also is known as Ailuros.
I DID RIGHT, KEK BE PRAISED! PRAISE THE HOLY TRINITY! KEK, BRINGER IN OF LIGHT, GOD OF CHAOS, BA'AL HADAD, GOD OF LIGHTING, REMOVER OF KEBABS, AND BAST, ?
Transformations are what avoids degeneration. Systems that get new energy, info, resources, that adapt and transform can keep living. Things that don't change die.
Kek creates, we create memes. That is what I think he likes about us. OC and laughter.
kek is frog god lord of darkness and will remove kebab
Are you happy now? The memes have gone too far, Ethan. This needs to stop.
>DUBS CONFIRM MEMES ARE REACHING LEVELS UNTHOUGHT OF BEFORE
Dude I'm getting scared now. I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. Long post but bare with me.
The staggering amount of information makes me feel like we're being engineered by the government to follow along their new age religion. The amount of memes that depict this are too many for it to be a mistake.
Here I looked into mount lel onto wikipedia which sent me to baal cycle. Here is a quote from the article.
Yam wants to rule over the other gods and be the most powerful of all
Ba'al Hadad opposes Yam and slays him
Ba'al Hadad, with the help of Anath and Athirat, persuades El to allow him a palace
Ba'al Hadad commissions Kothar-wa-Khasis to build him a palace.
King of the gods and rule of the world seeks to subjugate Mot
Mot kills Ba'al Hadad
Anath brutally kills Mot, grinds him up and scatters ashes
Ba'al Hadad returns to Mount Saphon
Mot, having recovered from being ground up and scattered, challenges Ba'al Hadad
Ba'al Hadad refuses; Mot submits
Ba'al Hadad rules again
>King of the gods and ruler of the world seeks to subjugate Mot
In Ugaritic myth, Mot (spelled mt) is a personification of death. The word is cognate with forms meaning 'death' in other Semitic and Afro-Asiatic languages: with Arabic mawt; with Hebrew (mot or mavet; ancient Hebrew moth or maweth); with Maltese mewt;
Do not fear, the Kikes fear the power of Ba'aL, Kek and Bast
So Ba'al, one of the trinity of Kek, kills the god representing moot at the beginning of time?
Also found this quite interesting:
>The Egyptians believed that before the world was formed, there was a watery mass of dark, directionless chaos. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos.
>look it up
>its fucking real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal_Cycle
So the cat was actually Moot who has submitted to Ba'al. It all makes sense now.
>the destruction of Robot9000
>it's resurrection as a god
>meme magic becomes to strong for Moot to handle
>he submits to it
We should also not forget to claim the 666666666 get of /b/ for kek! This will show everyone how powerful he is and that we are his chosen people!
the glyphs for bast look like some chick with a taco and a daiquiri
(captcha: select all the food)
Kek thread Hymn.
DUBS TOPPEST OF KEKS INDEED
>mfw a couple years ago I would've been saddened by that picture
I have Kek no, no 3dpd or normie friends can ever fill the huge void If I was ever separated from him
Everybody remember: Kek loves you very much, especially if you post PRAISE KEK at least five times a day
she looks like a stuck up feminist listening to Bernie behind a podium giving a gesticulating communist rant as the the sun sets in the background as does the prosperity of western civilization
>tfw kek will cleanse liberalized and jew tainted Christianity that has ate away at Europe and America
THE DAY OF KEKONING SHALL BRING WRATH ON THE SHITSKINS AND THOSE WHO AID THEM
praise the million years god
>if you turn the W's of world wide web upside down, they turn into mountains and spider legs
Is the true the Kek final boss of the internet?
Say, how would one built a decent shrine?
Constantinople and Jerusalem will fall to the Chaos Frog
"God created memes. Gods are memes. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created memes. Memes eat man... Fembots inherit the earth."
dunno, I've read about little cabinets, but what I was thinking is rather release tens of toadpoles in citie's fountains hoping they'll grow up enough to sing the kek's sound
Honestly, just releasing them in public areas seems like a death sentence for them.
I think you would be better off to take care of them in a pond in your backyard.
Praise him, let the turks and Jews be devoured by his almighty darkness
I like the idea of cities awaken at night by the sweet sounds of KEK's sons.
I was used to have one when I was little, but don't have a garden nomore
Also, toadpole live off of microscopic algae and flies, I think as soon as they'll be able to hunt little insects they should be okay...dunno, jsut an idea anyway
pic very related, kikes are afraid of KEK's power
Yeah but city life is dangerous for them, I live in a small town and I've seen run-over frogs way too many times.
There are too many dangers for them outside of forests.
Anyway I do like the idea, but for the sake of the frogs, I am against it.
Also reminds me, there was a pond in a nearby forest that always had frogs in it, croaking loudly, it was comforting in a way.
If dubs I shall devout myself to kek
>there was a pond in a nearby forest that always had frogs in it, croaking loudly,
Comfy as fuck
Normies don't appreciate nature the way a kek worshiper does, and they are nature fags it's more like
>DUDE LETS TAKE SHROOMS IN THE FOREST LMAO
"...for thy merciless wrath will smite the normals and safekeep our purity til' the end of eternity!" - Pepe, chapter 111, 66:77.
The scriptures have spoken my fellow robots. He has risen!
>tfw a frog killed my dog
>the poisonous cunt decided to bath in its water
I used to live in a rural area and have killed a gorillion frogs. There's a reason why Kek's name is Kuk you cucks.
Another thread got deleted. Mods really don't want us to know the true power of kekromancy
>evil spirits with amphibians/reptilians?
your level of balsphemy is almost silly.
KEK and Kauket were swimming in the eternal darkenss before becoming one with the other 3 couples and forming the egg by which god was born.
no one in his right mind can think a frog to be an evil creature, KEK is awake from his millenarian rest, so I doubt he will give a shit about your insult, check your heresy tho
my bad fellow brother, definetly kikes might have been somehow conscious of the infinite kebabs and kikes removal power of KEK.
HAil KEK, Praise KEK
i think the mods are shit-testing us
if we give in and stop posting, the religion dies
if we prove we can take their deletes and bans and still come back strong then they will respect us
Exactly. Yet those threads are kept alive and even archived, but we kekromacers get the classic SJW mod who got a bad day and simply deletes every thread of this glorious cult.
Speaking about the cult, do we have a symbol yet? I made this yesterday but almost noboy noticed it
The KEK is stronger than death!
I was actually biting it and thinking this was a real deity until the "sitting at a computer screen" part.
There is an egyptian goddess whose name is NUT
She was seen as a star-covered nude woman arching over the earth! PORN!!
or as a cow! MILKING!
This is obviously a reference to MASTURBATION!!
HER NAME IS NUT
GIVE YOUR NUT TO NUT!!
C-could it be true?
Kek, may I be blessed with dubs?
I feel a special connection to her and thoth. I've experienced both of them in my dreams and have meditated on them as well as isis, Osiris, and hathor. I've been working on incorporating kek into my pantheon and it has been working well so far. I carry a few pendants from the keys of Solomon. I would like a kek talisman. I haven't decided of what yet but I really like the hieroglyphic of the man at a computer.
Then Kek has this last chance to redeem himself. I need trips or Kek = rekt.
POST FOR THE GLORY AND HONOR OF KEK
You are pushing far beyond Thelema now. Crowley falsely believed that numerology would be lost on generations to come. The steele of revealing has lead to this rebirth of KEK.
The old gods must rise from the slumber of time to harden our hearts to modern weakness and excess. KEK be praised.
This is quite possibly the worst meme I've ever seen, and that's really saying something.
Take your shitty roleplaying back to /x/, normalfags.
This thread is still open? Praise Kek!
Greetings from /pol/ robots! Your doing Kek's work.
Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion. In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness. As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk.
Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.
The Frail Path recognizers the divine kek and officializes is denomination
Who is the horned god holding unto man?
Is Kek delivering us from him?
What does Kek's gift represent?