This is what it's actually like to be on neetbux. Don't

>This is what it's actually like to be on neetbux in one of the most expensive cities in the world
fixed that for you

>>26153450
This

Us NEETgods in europe have no fear whatsoever.

>>26153283

Why doesn't this guy just stay with his mommy who can cook food for him any time he wants?

>>26153283
>"humans" of new york
>plz look at me, i'm from NY, I'm so special!
Fuck these cunts desu.

also, to be honest, the average job a robot would get will probably pay them about the same, perhaps even less. I'm currently working part time and earning $500/mo, if I can't get a second job soon I'm getting autismbux. fuck dragging myself out of bed, commuting for an hour, working my ass off, then commuting again 3 days a week (and before you ask, no I can't get more hours), just for the same amount of money I could get by whining to the government

>>26153450
Cities are for normie wagecucks and consumerists.

>>26153517
yeah, but services and infrastructure suck in rural and even sometimes suburban areas. as much as I enjoyed living in Sonoma, the dialup tier internet speeds, the 4 mile walk to the shop (and much further to the nearest one worth a damn), the near total lack of public transport are all things I found it very hard to live with

>I'm too lazy to work
>BETTER LIVE IN ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CITIES IN THE USA

literal retard

>>26153504
>work part time at office
>answer computer questions for old people that call in
>have $1620 monthly take home pay
>rent is $500
>utilities $100
>$1000 to spend on food/whatever

you get paid $500/mo cause you're a tripfag.

>>26153588
or because I work in food production and can only get 12-15 hours a week. office jobs here only hire normies with college degrees

>Humans of New York

Fuck off.

>>26153622
>not at least having an associates degree

keep crying cause you're lazy tripfag

they hand that shit out like diplomas nowadays

>>26153622

>working my ass off
>12-15 hour weeks

That's fucking pathetic.

>>26153665
it's not an easy job
>>26153649
these jobs want at least a BA
and even with one, there are millions of more qualified applicants
whereas barely anyone wants to make almond milk, pick vegetables, etc

>>26153699
>12-15 hours a week

That's an easy job no matter what you're doing

And no, most entry tier office jobs just ask for an associates degree and even then don't even require them if your resume is related enough. Keep making excuses faget

>>26153283
he could lie about taking his meds, just pick them up every month

I'm on disability(fibromyalgia and depression) but I supplement by selling things on Ebay and Etsy so I can do fun things and save for the future. I have to be really careful to not let my bank account get above a certain amount so I have to hide money in my room and buy pre-paid credit cards.

>>26153699
What do you do man? Tell me.

>>26153766
can you elaborate on the ebay/etsy thing?

I want to make some side money.

>on neetbux
>in Jew York City
O LORD I AM LAFFING

>>26153759
not what I've heard from people who regularly apply to them. besides, I'm not sure I want to work in an office, food is more my thing
>>26153787
like I said, I make almond milk

>>26153840
kill yourself desu

xoxo gossip girl

>>26153766
tell me how you dont go above the 2000 dollar bank account limit?

>>26153788

Well, I sew dice bags for gamers and toss 'em up online. I go to thrift stores and buy little boxes and the like I can repaint. Usually with a sigil from a popular comic book or anime.

Ebay is good for reselling antiques you stumble upon. Don't sell anything too expensive there though. There's tons of assholes who just claim you sent them an empty box and Ebay's attitude is the customer is always rights.

I used to buy a lot of used books to resell on Amazon Marketplace but now that people can just scan those with their smartphone the thrift stores and book sales are really picked over.

Also, it never hurts to start up a GoFundMe or Patreon. People will send you hatemail but you never know who will randomly decide to donate if you have a good enough sob story.

>>26153872

I take out cash and then buy a prepaid credit card.

Also have a key to safety deposit box that's in my brother's name

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>>26153840

I'm sure your job is boring, but standing around in a nice warm factory for a few hours picking dirt off of almonds isn't hard.

i'm the highest paid Mcdonalds crew in USA, i make 10$ an hour flipping burgers. i work at one of the 1,500 that got the raise, but it's also on the Las Vegas strip.
i don't think i will ever have another job as busy and fast paced as this. from the moment i clock in, to the moment i clock out, i never stop moving unless to take an official break.
there will maybe be a 5-10 minute period of rest, but for my entire shift i'm non-stop moving.
the only way i could possibly work any harder at this job, is if i literally ran/jogged to each station, otherwise the current production causes sweat and heavy breathing, feet hurt every single night, tonight i left with my abs sore because i was lifting my arms to grab nugget and mozzarella boxes from on top of the UHC oven.
on New Years eve, the guy on drinks has to refill the ice chest at least 10 times a night and i'm not exaggerating whatsoever.

>>26153450

I subsist on disability income in the South. It's no better here. I'm actually a home owner and still barely have enough money to live on. That's with no cable TV service, no phone, no car insurance and no mortgage payments. I do pay $30 a month for basic Internet service, but that's the only luxury I allow myself, and only because it's more convenient than using a library.

I have a lot of health issues resulting in dietary restrictions, so I can't live on the cheapest options like junk food or overly processed frozen shit. I may spend nearly $400 a month just for quality foods.

I'm on netbux. I have to live off a measly 20k a month.

>tfw can't afford gold plated computer chair

>>26153999
When I lived in washington state, I made $15 an hour sitting in the drive thru, just talking to people and ringing them up

i make 2500 - 3000 euro after rent, tax etc. and I dont even know what to spend it on...
i was basically living like a neet for the last 10 years (university, but never went to classes... only exams)

money is great, dont get me wrong, but i miss spending all day in bed watching animu or playing some game until 5am without anything to worry about.

>>26154059
>$400 a month on quality foods
lmao what kind of food do you get and what are you not allowed to eat?

>>26154059
> I may spend nearly $400 a month just for quality foods.

thats still a lot better than the guy in op's pics 60 cent tuna can

and i don't even need to spend $400 a month on food, i can get by with less than $100 easily.

buy some multivitamins and take them with all your meals, then as long as you're getting enough calories it wont matter what the fuck you eat.

>>26154070
yeah i used to live there, had to move because cost of living.
i don't count the 15$ min wage states because i think in normalized terms.
10$ is still a high average in this country for such an entry level, minimum wage job.
15$ is just retarded. these Mcdonalds managers do not deserve 17$ an hour to sit in the fucking office for 2 hours of their shift.

>not staying with mommy until you are 40

>>26154092

I'm allergic / intolerant to soy, lactose, citric acid, potassium and gluten. It's hard to explain, but it's a combination of inflammatory bowel disease, something with my stomach lining and bladder disease. Different foods cause different problems, ranging from intense bowel pain to excruciating urinary pain that not even morphine would dull. If I drank something like soy milk and tried to urinate, I would actually pass out from the pain. Had to be hospitalized a few times and undergo a cystoscopy just to void the urine from my bladder, because it would have been painful to do it myself.

So anything I buy has to be explicitly labeled as soy free or gluten free or whatever else. There are some things that have to be manufactured in allergen-free facilities, because even minute cross-contamination causes my bowel problems to flare up. These brands of foods are a lot more expensive.

>>26153283
>too picky to use food bank
>teehee milk comes in pints xDDD neetlife

Stopped reading when she mentioned the milk

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>>26153283
>doesn't pretend to be bipolar 'because they make you take medicine'
>too retarded to realize she can just not take them and say she did

No, this is what happens when you're a stupid NEET, not living with your parents, in fucking expensive as shit New York.

>>26154150
I wouldnt even make it until I'm 40... living with my parents would be so much stress and pressure that I'd probably die of a stroke before I'm 30

I dont know how people manage to do it, but i'd rather live under a bridge than move back in with my parents

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I live in New York and welfare pays my rent and I get to use my full SSI check. The only bill I pay is my fiber internet. Feels great senpai.

>>26154293
You sneaky bastard, how'd you manage that?

>>26153283
>new York
Nice try shekelsteins
But I know better

>people think the only place to live in new york is manhattan
No you stupid niggers. Manhattan is super expensive but every other borough around it is poor fucks territory, you can find dirty cheap living easily.

>>26154198
>I'm allergic / intolerant to soy, lactose, citric acid, potassium and gluten
wew lad, might as well kill yourself due to shitty genes

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>going on HONY
>ever
It's so funny watching these normies try to sound deep and profound and come off as retarded, saccharine attention whores

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>>26153622
>>26153504
>>26153699
>>26153840
Howdy!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous imageboard culture!

>>26154198
Can't you eat beans, rice and fresh veggies? There's a lot of cheap produce man.

>>26154373
You're an idiot. Brooklyn is Manhattan 2.0 and Queens is rapidly becoming the same.

>>26154469
I live in brooklyn so no, you're talking bullshit. My rent is garbage cheap.

>>26154293
Welfare doesn't cover internet costs?

>>26154461
>Can't you eat beans, rice and fresh veggies?

Yes, but they have to be processed in allergen-free facilities. A lot of foods are processed on product lines that are shared with allergens like wheat, soy and tree nuts, which causes cross-contamination. Even the smallest amount of contamination causes issues for people with certain allergies or food sensitivities.

Anything that's labeled as allergen-free costs a lot more than generic brands. So I might have to pay an excess of $3 - $5 just for one can of beans, while you would pay less than $1.

>>26154373

The good parts of Brooklyn are the best parts of NYC right now - filled with qts, artists, musicians and cool happenings.

>NEETs will never go to a party at an artist's loft or stay in a bar until 4am closing time talking with friends
>enjoy your autismbux, I'd rather enjoy my life

>>26154486
Where in Brooklyn do you live, faglord? I bet it's nigger-infested, that's why.

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>>26154502
Not for me, they've never paid for my internet. When I was on welfare only you barely got enough for groceries to be honest.

They do give you a free cell phone with free calls and text though.

>>26153622
Hello robot.
I'm going to help you out.
This summer around august, start looking for call center jobs. From october - january is the busy season for health insurance because of the AEP. They'll pay to get your license (and pay you for the time you sit in class), and you'll have at least 3 months of full-time employment at ~$14/hr. A lot of places also have bonuses if you do well. And since they sunk so much money into getting you licensed, they'll keep you around even if you suck ass. Come in late every day? They don't care, get back on the phone. If you are good though they'll keep you after the AEP. Way better than fucking fast food work that's for sure.

>>26154556
Most of Brooklyn is nigger-infested, is this nigga serious?

>>26154560
Do you live alone senpai?

>>26153283
>tfw I don't need NEETbux
>rich parents don't want me to be a wagie
I'm set up for life and won't need to go outside for the next 70 years. feels good man

>>26153699
I'll send you a photocopy of my BA in software engineering from CWRU if you want?

>>26154616
Yeh. Pretty comfy to be honest.

>>26154585

Most of the sad fucks here lack the initiative to save this advice somewhere on their computer, make a calendar reminder in august, and then go do it.

That's why they're losers.

I'm lucky I guess.
Subsized housing, so I pay 163 for rent
50 for net
~60 for electricity
70 for car insurance
rest of the 750 total plus 100 from a part time job and 35 from letting google spy on me goes to junk food
I really should be saving something

>>26154293
What do you do with all your money? Genuinely curious.

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>>26154594
>Williamsburg
>full of niggers and spics
>suddenly becomes hipster central and rent skyrockets
>BedStuy
>full of niggers and spics
>suddenly becomes hipster central and rent skyrockets
>Greenpoint
>full of niggers and spics
>suddenly becomes hipster central and rent skyrockets
>Fort Greene
>full of niggers and spics
>suddenly becomes hipster central and rent skyrockets
>Bushwick
>full of niggers and spics
>suddenly becomes hipster central and rent skyrockets
You get the idea.

>>26154717
Save it.

Still get food stamps so the amount of cash I pay for groceries is low. I'm pretty much taking money at this point.

>>26154585
And when I say bonuses, they're pretty solid for entry-level jobs.
The call center I worked at gave $10 for every enrollment you completed, and during the last few weeks of the season even the worst salespeople were bringing in 5 or 6 enrollments a day just from people calling up just to enroll.
Also since it gets so busy you'll probably get all the overtime you want.

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>>26154760
>mfw the great shame i feel taking out my ebt card

>>26153665
>working at all
>not hard
Normie get >>>/out/

>>26154808

I go through the self-checkout at Pick and Save. Easy peasy.

>>26154808
I've become desensitized to it to be honest. The only thing that confuses me about food stamps is the weird variance of what's covered.

Like you can legit buy some real shit Doritos and shit but you can't buy soap and toiler paper. No wonder niggers smell so bad, dudes can't buy that shit.

Of course if you go the right stores, they'll take EBT for anything. Pretty much every grocery store will you let buy literally anything in the store, including alcohol with your card. Under the table of course.

Speaking of EBT, in my city it's easy to find niggers outside of grocery stores who will go into the store with you and buy your groceries on their EBT card in exchange for cash.

Tons of them don't understand economics or that your time has value and want you to do it free, but sometimes you luck out and get a desperate druggie who will buy you $200 in groceries for $100 cash.

>>26154293
But do you live in New York City?

Jesus christ you guys are pathetic

>>26155089
I like in Brooklyn man.

>>26154931
>welfare recipients chomping at the bit to exchange their EBT for cash
>don't realize this is because cash is more valuable

when people used to sell food stamps they wouldn't charge the fucking dollar value for them

>>26154931
That's because food stamps doesn't replace cash. You can buy anything with cash no matter where it is, your drug dealer or whatever doesn't have an EBT scanner. That guy knows exactly what hes doing, 50% value is about average what people sell their stamps for.

>>26155231
Crackheads value money more because cash = drugs.

Food is way more valuable, just they don't give a fuck.. they'd rather let their kids go to sleep hungry so they can smoke that crack.

>>26153472
Why doesn't he get just did? He's collecting social security so he's old. He should just off himself

>>26153999
Become a dealer at a casino.

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>>26155420
And Bernie wants to steal money from guys like Elon Musk to give them more EBT, more of dem programs, more of dem benifits, and white faggots still vote for him. Honestly, fuck Jewmerica.

>>26153622
>doesn't even work 2 full shifts a week
>b-b-but things are hard and everyone wants million years of experience and degrees

Tripfag logic

>>26153472

Because being able to stay with your mom and live of your mental illness money is a...

priviledge.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have parents who will encure the emotional pain of sheltering a fucking loser for as long as life remains in them. Most people get thrown the fuck out of family home by a certain age if they keep losering it up and they're forced to learn how to survive on their own.

Which is why that, despite also thinking that wage slavery is pretty horrendous, I seriously pray that you NEETfags talking shit all the time never have some sort of badluck happen to you that forces you to live on your own because you will be in deep deep shit.

So instead of talking shit, be fucking grateful that you are allowed to live the way you live and thank whatever fucking deity you believe in for this great honor because anything could go wrong and if it does you will not fucking survive.

Why the fuck are you living in the city if you're on NEETbuxx?

Give me one good fucking reason to have to pay 2x for EVERYTHING if you're not trying to avoid an 1hr+ commute.

>>26153283
I saw that on normiebook too yesterday, feels bad senpai

>>26154347
Not that guy but here in Illinois if you're on SSDI you also get something called Section 8 housing. Dunno if there's similar stuff in other states.

If you still live with your parents you can actually "rent" your room from your parents. I split the money with them.