What kind of girls do you robots usually attract?

>>26141393
Weaboos, and nerdy asians

>>26141393

that would be implying girls are attracted to me

no girls because im actually a fucking robot and not one of the plenty of annoying fucking normies on here

>>26141431
how do you know they are not?

>>26141393
fat ones usually. 4-6/10 is probably my range

Trannies or the ones who try to collect orbiters.

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Ones that are into cartoons n' shit. Basically tumblr.

>>26141445
if a tree falls in the forest...

>>26141393
Tall, fat girls with misplaced mothering instincts.

I once "attracted" a /b/tard who was attentionwhoring when I was 16 and it was a disaster as you could imagine

fat ugly white ones that work at denny's night shift whith big warts on their necks and a i inch smoke baby.

>implying i attract anyone

i shitposted about black girls on a site once and this one black chick follows me around now. that's about as successful as i've ever been in life with women

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Fucking girls that are dyed hair/tatted up/piercings.
I don't fucking understand. No other girls give me attention besides this kind. I don't even dress like an art student. I dress jeans & white T everyday. I don't have any tats or piercings myself.
>tfw no qt conservative religious girl

>>26141563
To them you're like an empty canvas that they want to paint.

>robots
>attracting anybody

im no "ree" person, but seriously. fucking normans, get out of our board. youre shitting this place up HARD, in an otherwise comfy, despair forum.

i wish i attract someone

>>26141393
2d ones bro senpai familia famerino

none
also bubble wrap girl a qt 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019

>>26141393
none..

makeitoriginal

>>26141584
Hm. That's an interesting theory. I do try my best to conceal anything that would make people prejudge me/try to dress simple as fuck. You could be right.

>>26141415
i wish so, so much. will it take a lifetime to find the one? i'm already 30..

>>26141393
See that's the thing, I don't attract any girls.

Shitty feminist tumblerinas. I don't have the guts to deal with their shit or the balls to risk being called a rapist after our first quarrell.

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in teens:
>attract asians, but only like chubby chicks 'cuz huge boobs
in 20's:
>want to fuck the living shit out of a thin weightless leggy asian girl with a delicious a-cup if it's the last thing i do
>only attract landwhales and hambeasts

there is no greater pain than to think back on all the girls I could have been fucking if I only i noticed how hot asians were earlier

>>26141393
girls that I crush on. typically, 3-6 months for them to catch feels. when im alpha, 1-3 weeks.
>inb4 normie

>robots
>attracting girls

I always seem to attract women way older than me or girls too young for me

I DON'T ATTRACT ANY GIRLS, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG

>>26141507
lucky. tumblr girls are the best

Indian/paki girls for some reason. Sucks because they are the type I'm least attracted to

>>26141415
same

3 were mentally ill

8/10 if I'm lucky, always something wrong with their personality, basically the insane pretty ones

>>26141890
>tumblr girls are the best
the best at congestive heart failure maybe

>>26141393
I've attracted 4 females in my life, 2 of them were triggered feminists with dyed hair, one was a legbeard vegan communist and the last one was a lelrandumb gamergurrl.

I hate my life

I've only attracted 1 girl before. She was a hambeast, really nice though.

normalfag 4-7/10s who play soccer and grew up with sisters

pretty specific but thats what they tend to be like if they like me

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>>26141393
I wouldn't know/none.

I got told im alright looking here the two times i posted myself, but the thing is, both countries I've been in people were terrible and alien.

Maybe if i were in the land of the free, someone might like me. Maybe. I can't tell anymore, because I've been ostracized all my life. I feel like i have a bad personality, or something like that. I really can't tell.

And now, fast forward to not speaking to anyone for 5 years at 19, because im too retarded to learn the language of the country im in right now. I'm going to go crazy.

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mentally ill tumblr trannies and lesbians

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>robots
>attracting anyone

it's a fucking FAILED NORMIE OR CYBORG YOU FUCKING CHUCKLING SHIT HEADS GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING NORMIE SKULLS THAT YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU ARE A FUCKING FAILED NORMIE/CYBORG GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WISH I COULD GUN ALL OF YOU DOWN

None becauss I don't leave my house.

I've only attracted two girls in my life and they were polar opposites.

The first one was a practice gf that was preppy and weirdly in love with me.

The second one was a pierced/tatted girl that had tons of guys into her. I fell in love with but we're not together anymore. We still hang out daily for some reason.

I still don't attract girls though its just not a thing that happens.

>>26141393
I'm a scrawny manlet with decent facial aesthetics, albeit I look young.
What kind of femanons here like guys like me?

>>26141393

Fairly attractive, fairly mentally ill.

>>26142148
crossdress for me and I'll marry you

>>26142111
Fuck off with these faggot threads normie. Stick to lurking

>Gf #1, when I was 16
Punk girl with piercings and dyed hair, left me for my best friend. 9/10 body, big tits nice butt. 5/10 face.

>Gf #2 When I was 16 or 17
Hippie girl. Weighed less than 90 lbs. Vegetarian. Leftist as I was at the time. 5/10 face, 3/10 chestlet body. Broke up with me for no reason in particular. I didn't really like her, Just dated her because I was desperate.

>Lover #1, when I was 22 (the age I am now)
Had a boyfriend, but we made out and cuddled anyway. 7/10 face, 9/10 bod. Browsed tumblr, had piercings and dyed hair. Wish I tried to fuck her, but I was too timid. In the end she chose her bf over me. Not surprising in retrospect.

Lover taught me the true nature of women at least, the first to gfs were just fruitless experiments. Lover lasted a few months, despite that we never officially went out. Both gfs lasted less than two weeks.

I've sworn to remain a virgin now, and to stay away from women. But something tells me this ride isn't over. I'll probably meet a new girl and fall into a new trap, and be hurt again.

>>26142173
I said femanons anon

>>26142192
can femanons not be into feminizing guys

>>26142231
I've never heard of grills liking that outside of hentai
I'd be willing to go through with it though t.b.g

>>26142146
For what reason to you feel you belong on this board?

>>26141393
Mentally ill, victims of sexual assault with a kind of poor background, not a lot of stability and who go through lots of stress in their daily life.

>>26142252
Im a lonely, depressed, addicted piece of shit

>>26142191
>having people attracted to you and complaining about it
>having had gfs and complaining about it

I think you need to fuck off and die

>>26142249
come to texas

>>26142249
*t.b.h
This is very original robot

>>26141393
The majority of girls who have been attracted to me have been black.

Black girls are my least favorite girls.

WHY.

>>26142290
I'd love to do that too because I hate this shitty cuck state
I can't drive and don't have the money though

>>26142280
Are you a virgin? Do you lack social status? Because if you've not been that way your whole life, this board isnt for you. You can come here, but no one will fucking relate to you

In other words, kill yourself. You're probably mad new anyways

>>26141393
Girls with victim complexes despite having good lives.

>>26142316
youre crushing my dreams anon ;_;

Is it easier for betas to score with tumblrinas?

>>26142280
>Im a lonely
So you haven't partied for a week? Got it, you've got it so bad :(

>depressed
Nice buzzword dumbass

>addicted piece of shit
How do you think drug addicts get laid and have tons of friends besides being this?

You have nothing in common with actual losers or successful KVs so you literally have no reason to be on this board. FUCK. OFF.

Ghost girls.

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When I was in high school, two qt as fuck petite latina sisters would hang around me constantly. I'd just be standing there by myself alone as usual during lunch and nutrition, then they'd just come by me, apparently they had no friends. They started conversation with me a lot, and autistic me would try my best to respond. They didn't seem to care about my sperginess.

Chads would constantly try to hook up with / fuck the bustier one, one day I swear one of them basically fingered sister B for a couple minutes while I was just standing there awkwardly talking to the other sister, some light moans and heavy breathing in the background.

There were lots of casual touches from both of them, my hand contacted sister B's huge ass once. She didn't say any thing about it. Both wanted me to be their tutor since I had like a 4.3 weighted GPA, but it never went anywhere. They asked if I could have girlfriends, I said yeah, but it never went anywhere. They casually mentioned that they should go to my house after I said parents didn't care, never went anywhere.

I don't know. I graduated 2 years ago, haven't heard from them since. Never got their numbers, just IG's which they insisted I sign up for. Did I miss an opportunity? I don't really care I guess.

I once attracted a qt with a gigantic ass, she made it super obvious she was into me, but I was like 11, so was she, and I never saw her again after that day.


I'm a huge sperg and still a KV robot. I don't think I attract anybody these days.

>>26142316
it's just a guy messing with you

>>26142285
I can't say they've improved my life in the long term at all though.

>>26141393
>robot
>atracting someone
>usually
>girls
that whole sentence is a joke

>>26142066
Explain. You're from where and where are you now?

What do you mean, land of the free? America?

>>26142328
Well I'm not NEET at least
Maybe I could get money and go to Texas :^)
I just need to keep from spending it all
>>26142356
I know
But I'm bored right now

>>26142302
>WAAAAAH WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO ME

You "people" are obnoxious animals. This is why we hate normlafags, you are showing us why.

We were fine before you came here, go away

>>26141393
only girl to have ever been attracted to me (or at least told me about her having a crush on me.. but i doubt any other girl ever did) was a short dumb ugly blonde 3-4/10 mouse-looking 14-year-old nerdy girl with glasses, who even i was repulsed by
so to answer your question: essentially no-one

>>26142318
>mad new
ok whatever

Not a virgin, but haven't had sex in over a year, I'm essentially a cuck for the girl I'm into, I have no social status at all, I'm as much of a bitch as plenty of people here.

>>26141393
The kind that post on a Laotian Salamander swapmeet exchange

I.e.

>men

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>>26142366
So? People liked you. You're socially competent and attractive enough to get a gf. You have nothing in common with us and have no reason to be on this board. No girls have ever been attracted to us, so fuck off man.

Jeez you literally are such a shit person you go on boards like this to feel better about yourself, you must truly be subhuman

>>26142348
You misunderstood literally everything I said so

>>26142355
Forgot to mention I'm acne ridden, 5'10, Latino, ungroomed semi-long hair, fucked up teeth. Sure that has a lot to do with my unsuccessfulness, but I don't like to self-loathe. At least I'm not fat :^)

>>26142396
>Not a virgin, but haven't had sex in over a year

That's literally nothing to complain about unless you're Chad. Try having sex never. Go fuck yourself, I mean it

>I have no social status at all, I'm as much of a bitch as plenty of people here

>Saying you have no social status when you had a gf
>comparing yourself to us

No one finds me attractive.
No girls approach me.
Why is this a question.
>robots
Oh, it's that kind of thread.

Snorlaxs

9/10 times if a girl shows any interest in me she has deep daddy issues.
I honestly don't know why.

>>26142432
Damn sorry my guy! I truly made a mistake (: hope you get over being bitter and have a nice day :]

>>26142370
>Explain. You're from where and where are you now?
I'm Syrian, currently in Bulgaria. I mean to say in my post that I've disliked the people around me wherever i happened to end up. I think any reasonable person would agree.

>What do you mean, land of the free? America?
Yes.

>>26141393

fat mexicans.

I'm white.

FML.

Well to answer the OP I >>26142148
attract men :^)
>>26142173
>>26142231
>>26142290
>>26142328

I was reading that shit

>>26141393
Imaginary ones
^How original

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>>26142435
You can clearly see all the Chads in here on dry spells literally complaining about girls being attracted to them. It's disgusting desu

>>26142492
>bitter

Yet another meaningless buzzword that normalfags use (often incorrectly) to shame others

Thanks for proving my point buddy. Dont worry this place is a shithole anyways so I guess you can go ahead and complain about that girl not giving you a blowjob in the way you wanted

>>26142500
Do you try and aspire to act politely and kindly to the people around you?
Post your photo again, I can tell you if you're handsome.

>>26142557
You actually think I get my dick sucked that's pretty funny. You just keep showing how bad you are at guessing what my life is like.

None. I haven't even had any female compliment me on any body attribute. Well, closest would be my dentist saying I had small teeth. I don't even know if that's something positive.

Holy shit, this Norman thread. If you're attracting people you really have nothing to complain about. You already have something most of us don't (Choice and attention). I can't even pretend to think girls are looking at me and if they are, it's not for positive reasons.

>>26142342
How do you even find them irl?

>>26142646
same. Glad someone who it's a fucking attentionwhore slimeball is in this thread. These assholes are just here to whine about minor grievances with the intensity of their happiness, while we dont even have that chance

>>26142328
H-Hey
I'm >>26142372
desperate pls post contact

>>26142577
>Do you try and aspire to act politely and kindly to the people around you?

This is what most people do out of courtesy. Your "advice" is shit. Go fuck yourself

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>>26142577
>Do you try and aspire to act politely and kindly to the people around you?
I do, i'm not a rude person. I've always been polite, i think manner wise i carry myself well enough. The problem has to do with there being literally no one i can feel a possibility of companionship with, and what that splinter has done to me now, after festering for a decade. Now the problem is of a larger scope.

>Post your photo again, I can tell you if you're handsome
I definitely wouldn't go that far, but apparently im roughly average. Ignore the terrible clothes.

>>26142738
If you got a decent haircut and shaved you'd be pretty good looking

>>26142355
Jesus, there should be an age cutoff to being a robot, you youngins are as bad as chads who feel lonely after no action for a week.

>>26142735
It wasn't advice, it was a question.

>>26142738
Yeah, you look more than decent.

>The problem has to do with there being literally no one i can feel a possibility of companionship with
Does this feel almost philosophical for you? It sounds very Dostoevsky.
Are you a man who spend much thought into philosophy? Do you consider yourself a nihilist?

>>26142790
Yeah, maybe. But that's not my problem. Though thanks, anon. I genuinely appreciate being told that.

>>26142822
>Are you a man who spend much thought into philosophy? Do you consider yourself a nihilist?
I don't like presenting myself in those terms. I was just using words i shouldn't use, i think. I just want someone to talk to, online or otherwise. I've had no meaningful human contact in five years. At my age it's probably supposed to get to you this much.

>>26142015
Should have tried to turn the gamergurl into a gamer girl

>>26142738
You look like a homeless man, no wonder people avoid you.
Just fucking shave, get manly haircut and dress nice. It won't get you gf, but it's a start so people aren't repulsed by you.

>>26142990
>At my age it's probably supposed to get to you this much.
What do you mean?

And what are your interests? Do you work, do you live at home still? How much of the classic robot are you?

>>26143025
You're a shitheel.

>>26143047
its like youre interviewing him as if you know shit to begin with

>>26143053
Sorry, what?
And what is it to you?

>>26141440
thread should've ended here
/thread

>>26143074
it's everything to me if you're fucking up my board

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>>26143092
>fucking up my board
>everything to me
>my board
>fucking up
>everything

Oh wow

>>26143047
I mean i feel terrible. I don't want to get into too much detail here, it doesn't look good. I've probably already said too much.

>>26141415
>>26141954
Fuck you guys, how do you do it? How do I get Asian girls to like me?
Actually nvm I think they do like me, they're just too shy to talk to me. And I'm too antisocial to talk to them unless they talk to me first. Fuck it. Oh well.

zero, no woman has ever been attracted to me

what girls dont I attract?

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Fembots. It's the only type of girl I talk to.

>>26141393
I ATTRACT NONE LOL

>>26143198
ones that arent fat

I'm ugly as fuck so no one has ever shown interest in me. People are visibly avoiding me when I'm walking in town.
For fucks sake, it's so fucking depressing. Fuck the genetic lottery.

>>26141393
I want to nurse bubblewrap chan back to health.

>middle-aged women who think I look boyish or whatever and vary between MILF and complete slag
>damaged /sad women
>attractive sluts who also ride every other dick in sight
>alcoholics, with a strong overlap with the first 3 categories
>kids, tsundere/yandere ones who go between fucking with and bullying me and being all over me talking about whatever manchild interests I have that overlap
>women with various brain problems ranging from sperg to nymphomania to depression, OCD, anxiety, and all manner of self-destructive behavior
>"bad" girls who may or may not overlap with above categories in various ways
>weeaboo girls who may or may not overlap with any of the above categories in various ways
>blondes with foreign family, for some weird reason


It's bad. I don't even approach women. The fact that this is the assortment of females who actively pursue a passive me has to say something. Dunno if I should be glad that, on some level, mother nature wants more of me, or just think of this as flies being attracted to a turd.

>>26143032
Yeah, you're right. I was actually thinking that yesterday. That i look like a homeless person.
My hairline is terrible though, so im jumpy about cutting my hair. Anything specific you could recommend?

>>26143213
They don't want to talk to me though Chad ;_;

>>26141393
mentally unstable ones
it appears.

I think we should try to figure out why nobody is attracted to us
Is it our fault or theirs?

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>>26143247
I don't really know why they talk to me. Must be due to being white and uncaring / not beta. I'm not attractive or have anything going for me, senpai.

>>26143315
>white
>too apathetic to care about most things
Fuck off lying Chad

>>26143315
>Must be due to being white

if only i could put you in front of a firing sqaud

>>26143334
Whatever help you build your delusion.

>>26143338
Clearly I'm grasping at straws. I don't know why they talk to me, it's the only reason I could find.

>tfw one of 3 guys in a class of 20
>pick a sit in the back
>2 rows of empty seats around me
What a great way to start the semester. I felt like laughing and crying because it was so ridiculous. Everyone fucking talks to each other. I almost wish to gun them down.

None
Any other anon who gives another answer needs to fuck right off

>>26143563
>>pick a sit in the back
i know that feel
>What a great way to start the semester.
i know that feel
>Everyone fucking talks to each other.
i know that feel
>I almost wish to gun them down.
uhh... oookay....