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ITT: post women suitable for practice and share your experiences with practicegfs
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>>26140936
>that
>practice gf.
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such a slutty whore, will let you try anything
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Best way to get a practice GF?
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>>26140936
>smeg fridge
her bf has good taste in refirgerators
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>>26140936
I think she looks good enough to be an actual gf tbqh
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>>26140936
It's funny watching betas like you talk about this shit as if you could even get girls like her in the first place.
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>>26140977
Does this get you going?
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>>26140977
>>26141082
What's a good practice fridge?
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>>26141082
ooooh, that's real nice I have to say
I personally prefer the smaller ones with the one door, but I see why that isn't enough freezer space for some people
>>26141114
smeg's look great, but can cost quite a bit
try getting a second hand one, or a cheaper brand to start with
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How are you supposed to drop a practice gf once you've gained enough confidence to go for a more attractive girl?

I've been with my practice gf for a year now and took her virginity and she's really into me but she's like a 6/10 max

What do I do?
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>>26140936
>that
>practice girlfriend

Fucking what
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I can't even get a practice gf

It's hopeless
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this one would be a good stepping stone to someone better
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I would make her a "Do whatever you want and take whatever you want. Just love me forever" gf
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>>26141237
You just drop that shit and tell her to fuck off.

That's what an alpha would do
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>>26140936
>TFW many of my oneitises looked like this.

You guys are just memeing, right? Trying to get me to be insecure? RIGHT?

You guys can't really be just getting this girl as a practice gf, when guys like me pined over girls like her in high school. This girl is out of your league and a real practice girl for you would be leagues uglier, right? I'm not a loser among losers, RIGHT?
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>>26141237
Gradually introduce her to a friend of yours who's even more of a loser than you are.

Like practically tie them to each other.
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>>26141301
Don't panic, that girl is a solid 8/10.
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Dating a someone for "practice" seems like something robots should be disgusted by. If a girl did that to you, you'd bitch about it here.
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>>26141441
Hey, girls have been hypocrites forever, so we need a chance to be hypocrites too. You don't get a reward just for morals.
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>>26141441
>seems like something robots should be disgusted by

Fuck off roastie, we're not moralfags.
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>>26141237
The cowards way (my way), is to start acting distant, not cruel just vague.
And pray she breaks up with you after a while.
gl anon.
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>>26141237
Kill yourself because you're a piece of shit.
>ruining an average virgin
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>>26141237
Just ask her to do really nasty stuff in bed.

If she goes with it, you get great crazy sex. If she doesn't, she'll probably want to break up with you because you're too much for her. It's a win-win situation.
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>>26141817
Wouldn't that make her want you more?

>>26141899
This seems great, but if she knows his friends or gossips with other girls associated with him, that could really ruin his reputation depending how crazy and fucked up the sex acts are.
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>>26141237
I was in the same situation before I left for college. She was my first GF too. Basically I really vaguely told her I didn't want to stay with her in college. She didn't understand and she told me she loved me (after being together for like 3 months) and cried when I couldn't say it back.
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>>26140936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMINrFtPlU
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>>26141963
She will eventually figure out that you have lost interest.
and with any luck, you won't be confronted with a dialog about it.
And maybe, if your really lucky, because you weren't cruel, you can get the re-return if your lonely in a few months.

>>26141899
If anon is anything like me, he feels guilty about wasting her time, its emotionally taxing.
I'm a bitch, i couldn't live with myself.
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>>26140936
Pic related was just someone I needed to test out how best to manipulate a person. Worked out better than I expected. I didn't make her do anything vile or demeaning but I did get her to like me a lot.
>feelsgood
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>>26140936
i hope that refridgerator says smegma on it
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>See pretty and nice girl who I think would make an excellent practice gf
>Talk to her for a while but don't get too emotionally invested so I don't seem desperate
>Seems to do okay, we laugh together and make jokes together
>Ask her out for the weekend
>She's busy
>Could be bullshit
>Start to develop feelings anytime a girl seems to show interest in me but blows me off
>2 weeks later, want to ask her out again
>going to ask her after class on Friday (senior in high school, we're not underaged)
>she stays after class to ask teacher a question
>I need to hurry to my next class
>be me 10 minutes ago, checking Instagram
>she posted a picture of her new Hispanic bf kissing her by a bonfire, with a caption about how she loves him in Spanish

Goddammit, it seems like this happens to me all the fucking time in some kind of variation and this is the most recent. I wouldn't care except for that part in the middle where I always develop some kind of feelings. Before I get crushed by the reveal of her bf, I convince myself that those feelings are only small and don't matter, but they hit like a goddamn truck when I see the girl online getting kissed by another man. Also, for some reason, it pisses me off even more that the kiss was all "cutesy" and on the cheek. Don't know why that last part was relevant but fuck, hold me /r9k/.
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>>26141817
This is really infuriating and it has happened to me with most recent ex. You waste another person's time because you can't take responsibility.

Anon should be as deliberate as possible. get her some small gift, sit her down, and end it honestly. Patiently sit with her until the waterworks are over. Then tell her they can stay on good terms. And then go.

2 things are up to him however:
>coming up with some valid reason beyond both of their control to provide when he ends it
>making sure he has the proper social circumstance to work within to find a better gf
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>>26142273
expand pls
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>>26141534
Not a moralfag until anybody acts vaguely mean towards your hypocritical ass lol
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>>26140936
>tfw no practice gf gf
I don't want to upgrade
I want a qt homely gf (preferably chubby) that wants to fuck a lot
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>>26142976
Well yeah, no one likes when bad shit happens to them, man. Look, I'm against slave labor but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop buying shit from China.
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>>26142957
Yeah because girls are so up front and honest when they don't want to see you
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>>26142957
oh, i know it's the wrong thing to do, it'd just the easy thing.
The crazy thing is, that if you give her closure. That's it, you will feign friendship for a few weeks and completely lose contact.

With my cowards approach, and a cold break in contact. You remain attractive to women for some reason, i can't explain it.
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>>26140936
>share your experiences with practicegfs
My first gf last year.
Also a virgin and shit.
Gave awful head.
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>>26143109
>i can't explain it.
Funny, isn't it? Guys can't explain it, and women deny that it exists. Oh no, they want a "nice guy!" Nice guy, my ass!
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>>26142958
I don't know why but I get a certain kick when I know I have someone's complete trust and loyalty while at the same time hiding my true intentions from them.
She wasn't the first and wont be the last but I've decided not to make anyone do anything demeaning or something that'll hurt them in the long run. I have a feeling these skills will help me in the life.
>Pic related is one close representation of me irl
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Da fuq is a practice girlfriend?
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>tfw your practice gf says she really likes you

Uh oh...
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>>26143771
>tfw your practice gf says she loves you.
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>>26143771
>>26143917
You guys really complaining about that here? That's like going to the poorest area in Africa and complaining that your gourmet steak was overcooked last night.
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>>26143976
What the fuck are you on aboot?
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>>26143993
This is /r9k/. Most of us can't get a 5/10 practice gf, but your problem is that your practice gf loves you so much? If that's a problem then just fucking dump them.

I guess a better analogy would be going to a poor neighborhood and complaining that your Ferrari can't hold all your money in it.
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>>26144041
>implying anyone would buy a Ferrari
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>>26144085
Whatever man, I'm just a little drunk and feeling like shit. I know /r9k/ isn't my personal diary but fuck it, I'm this guy >>26142905

Why the hell does this shit keep happening to me?
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>>26141237
HOly shit all these replies. Why do men think they're capable of love?
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GTFO fuuuuuuuuuucking NORMIES. REEEEEEEEEEEEE. Practice gfs?try no gf ever! REEEEEEEE
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>>26141899
>underrated
You sir, I like you
Also maybe common ground could be discovered if OP went through with fucked up crazy sex
I'd personally wanna try some bdsm stuff to find a new sexual and emotional layer
God, if I could try what I want on my current girl
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>>26144223
>Friendly reminder that
"Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and furthermore, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's not ego satisfaction; that doesn't explain screwing corpses and babies. (...)"
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>beautiful blue eyes
>spoke smart like a fucking PhD student
>virgin, no experience past making out with first boyfriend 2 years prior
>Fat af

Guys, don't be like me and catch feels after not giving a fuck for a year. Because the second they sense it they break up with you. A practice bitch actually made me feel
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>>26144223
Most of the people here are shit. I would never do something like this to a girl, but I do expect her to be a virgin. If she's not I won't lead her on or use her, I'll just say I'm not interested. Not all men are bad enough to believe in practice gfs.
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>>26140936
>practice gf
>literal wife material
dude what the fuck lol
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>>26141237
make her hate you anon
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Decided fuck it and my misson rn isnto getna practice gf
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>Practice gfs

Wow. Men really are disgusting.
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>>26145792
Get off it, roastie
You had half a dozen practice bfs all through school. You just didn't call them that.
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>>26145792
What does he mean by practice gf? I have an idea, but I chose not to believe it.
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>>26141441
I'm a massive chad and it disgusts me- its so low and seedy, loser behaviour
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>>26145890
>massive chad
>on 4chan on a saturday night
gg
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>>26140968
stand outside McDonald's and wait for a girl that needs to open both doors to get out
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>>26141441
I would actually be really ok with it
A low pressure scenario with a girl that is also inexperienced as we test different things and hone our skills, something we were supposed to do in highschool but missed out for whatever reason.

Any girls want a practice bf? Oh wait nevermind you aren't held to any standards like a male is so you can go straight from virgin to fucking Chads within a hour.
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>>26145622
>Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that.
Masturbating sucks.
http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2006/02/24/orgasms-best-in-sex-vs-masturbation/
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>>26145932
I'm in bed, coming down after tonight and the gf is asleep, what's problem?
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>>26145993
more on why PIV is supreme
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2009.01677.x/full
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>>26143706
>Pic related is one close representation of me irl
Sure thing bud
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>>26146048
You're full of shit
That's the problem
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>>26146127
Why so hostile bae? You know the rule, once you're here you never leave, I was on here as a 12 year old dork and now I'm a 22 year old I'm still here.
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>>26146048
post pics Chadlington
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>>26146167
Yes and you're still a "dork"
You're just shitposting to try and make anons take the bait
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>>26146185
Yeah cause everyone on this website is ugly, short and lonely- you have to or you can't find this site, its a reverse neverland. It's not like its an anonymous imageboard or anything, mong
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>>26146237
Yes exactly
Everything you've said is true
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>>26146258
So you'll be really pissy if I tell you I'm 6'3, handsome, built, got my degree from LSE and never studied, got a gf and a cougar, work in london $$$ and never really tried for anything in life? Oh and just spunked 300 at ministry
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>>26146325
No because I know you're full of shit
I'm bill gates btw
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>>26146345
Depressing isn't it, you'll wake up and won't be- i'll wake up to my gf making me hangover pancakes
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>>26146406
Anon please try not to keep me up to late with these replies. I need to be well rested to uncover the mysteries of the universe.
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>>26146432
Cry more fag, you are such an abysmal failure you project onto anonymous strangers on a well known website
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You guys make me sick. You talk about how bad "chads" are and whine about how women only go for the top males yet you're doing the same thing to women that are actually in your league. This place is for real robots not you failed wanna be chads. Get out
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>>26143706
Has this cheesy fantasy of himselfs as some type of pat batemanesque psychopath-villain, while sitting on his fat ass and posting on an imageboard for gook-cartoon lovers.
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>>26146532
Shut the fuck up
Anyone who goes for a "practice gf" is a fucking normalfag
I actually want a woman like that to love forever
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>>26146575
Why are you telling me to shut up retard I agree with you I'm saying these guys wanting to use a women to get experience and then dump them is messed up
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>>26146664
Sorry anon, didn't read the last half of your post
I just assumed you were one of the people saying that literally everyone on /r9k/ is a hypocrite
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If I fell in love with someone and found out that they just thought of me as "practice" (and I would find out, trust me) then I would bash their fucking brains out. No lie. Anyone who thinks like this is an idiot, human emotions are dangerous.
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>>26146694
It's cool anon
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>>26146694
>>26146575
>>26146532
>actual retards showing up
Fuck off back to whichever meme site you came from
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>>26141237
Just bee yourself, let her get a taste of that and she's bound to leave you.
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>>26146719
be my real gf please
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>>26146575
>woman
>love forever
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>>26142905
So you're the kind of guy who would think of her as "practice." Sounds like she dodged a bullet.
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>>26140936
I want the normies to leave this fucking board. if you can get a gf or a fuck buddy you're literally a normie. Kill yourselves
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>>26147024
We come here to be entertained, we miss bullying you at high school now we have jobs and you are shut-ins
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>>26147151
>having jobs
Enjoy paying for my lifestyle, Norman. And enjoy your weekend before mister shekel-burg gets angry on monday
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>>26141237
Stop being a sadistic faggot anon.
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>>26147179

>still desperately trying this hard to shill the kike boss wageslave maymay

Every penny you cost us in welfare is more than worth the butthurt it buys
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>>26147179
Yeah cause property development really is a business where i have to work for others, or work for that matter.

And I really don't mind giving pennies to some autistic virgin when I keep the lions share for doing f-all all week
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>>26147270
What property do you own?
How much do you make?
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tfw you think you were a practice bf....
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>>26147253
>>26147270
How does it feel to know that I literally get to relax 7 days a week while you break your back doing jobs Mexicans don't even want to do?
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>>26140936
This girl keeps messaging me, she's like a 7/10 but batshit crazy (probably bipolar or something), what should I do? I'm a 20y KHV. I'm alright without the sex part but I'd like the intimacy I guess
She tells me I'm boring but keeps nagging and saying that I should talk to her more and stuff
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>>26147302
I've got 3 apartments paid off in derby, 6 for students in hull that are sitting c50%, and 2 sets of 3 spread across the midlands. I make about 10k a month, but a large portion of that is fed straight into the mortgages so it's modest, but at my age it's fucking sweet as passive income. Means i can gym and do my hobbies 24/7
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>>26145866

Your cuck fantasies don't mirror normie experieces, anon-jii
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>>26147346

By not doing those jobs

You do understand life isn't menial work for everybody, right? Like, we do understand that it's YOUR only option.

7 days a week of isolation, delusion, depression, poverty and abject misery and anger doesn't actually appeal.
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>>26147382
>my only option
Nigger, the world is my playground. I learned Java and python years ago. The workforce is for cucks, you see. The system is rigged and you're just trying to rationalize your own slavery. Pretty sad tbqh familia
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I had a 4/10 landwhale practice gf. It lasted about month before I realized that being with her was diminishing what social standing I had, thus I made the decision to strike out alone. And alone I have remained (not counting the slut from /soc/ who let me put my penis in her).
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>>26147378
Let's say, theoretically, I have $40,000 sitting in the bank waiting to be invested into something
I live in Las Vegas
property here is cheap as balls
do you think it would be worth investing into?
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>>26147346
>>26147346
I don't do any work? I have a couple of men with vens for that, at most it eats my income. I hate fatties though, cost us 6 billion a year, die off already you fucks

>>26147419
Hahahaaha code monkey thinks he wont be fucked by larger companies, you make me laugh, enjoy being outsourced by indians for cheap- it isn't 2003 anymore
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>>26147419

>le I'm an abject failure whose only option is slavery so everyone else is like me le maymay

Funny how you're so obsessed with your narrative you literally respond to any contradictions with variations of the same tired bullshit
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>>26147463
Kek, companies worth a shit realize curry niggers are useless at programming. And if I actually were to cuck myself in the work force, i would just work at a startup or create a drop shipping company. And don't you have to get ready for that third shift, anon?
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threads like these are proof that r9k is dead
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>>26147487
>a wage cuck calling anyone a failure
you're a funny guy, anon
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>>26147506

>I'd just magically get a job with my worthless, ancient skills and no demonstrable work experience

>STILL furiously trying to stick to your tired le wageslave maymay

What's it like seeing the best years of your life slip by as you rot in your childhood bedroom, desperately trying to justify your shitty choices to complete strangers?
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>>26147528

>has the fact not everyone is a menial tier slave like you would be carefully explained to you
>denial and the desperate need to protect your delusions means you stick to your narrative


You poor, sad, mentally damaged shell of a man
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>>26146719
ROASTIE GET OUT THIS IS NOT YOUR BOARD YOU DONT BELONG HERE
WOMEN CANT BE ROBOTS
REEEEEE
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>>26147440
>>26147440
I don't really know the u.s system mate, but it can't hurt to research. Do you guys have property auctions? Buy a house that's a bit rundown (NEVER BUY A SHITHOLE, IT WILL DEVOUR YOUR SAVINGS). Go with a friend or two til you can buy a house outright, do it up and sell in autumn. It is buyers season in the uk now but generally people only buy and sell in spring

>>26147506
You know c85% startups fail in two years, and that these 'shit' coders do it 16 hours a day for like 3 dollars each- boy are you in for a shock when you enter big boy land
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>>26147594
>Learned to code years ago
> still not employed anywhere
>Thinks he is the one 'winning'

?!?!?!!?
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>>26147651
Why do you put c before your percents?
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>>26147751
Just means around, like c50% is around 50%- is this not a u.s. thing too?
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>>26147651
Just one last question from me
How much money did it take for you to purchase your first property(ies) and what did your income look like?
thanks for your time btw
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>>26147705

Why are you quoting me? I never learned to code.
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>>26147782
I use a tilde but I've never used it in a professional setting so I wouldn't know what's common or if I'm a retard.
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no one has even posted a practice gf in here
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>>26147785
See this first question is unfair, because i'm that guy messing with the sperg earlier- i had it easier cause of inheritance and rich in-laws, i worked at a big legal company too. I'd have to ask, well what do you do? Can you do both commitments? I went in with 45k (pounds)and it takes 8 years for a rented house to pay itself off here, 3 years if student. Developmentwise you will make about 15-20% on a minor 2-3 month job, so lets say you saved and scrimped til you had 50k dollars, got 2 friends or whatever with 50k too and spent 150k on an auction house- in uk market you will want to spend about 30k dollars and sell for c240k, after 2-3 months, and thatd be 20k pretax profit. The idea is, you do this as a second job til you can do 3 houses in one go on your own, and switch job
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>>26147885
>>26147885
Ah see, my bachelors was in philosophy so tilde is off limits for me haha, i think c is fairly recognised
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Where did you find your practice gf bros?

I'm having a horrible experience on Tinder, girls never write back :(
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>>26147151
You talk a lot of shit but not everyone here is a NEET, some of us are robots at heart but after the trial by fire that was public school due to fucking assholes like you that just wouldn't stop treating us like shit, mocking us for being virgins, and being just in general bastards, we realized that in order to succeed in life we have to be more or less amoral most of the time, lie, cheat, steal, and always keep moving forward.

I'm at college and majoring in physics, even though my default is to dress in clothes with stains and random stuff on them, have longer hair that hasn't been washed in days, and to talk about nothing but video games, I instead dress in clothes that make me look like a fully fledged normie and not just any normie but a very well dressed normie, I have that stupid short on the sides high on top haircut, I always brush and floss and suck on breath mints when I normally wouldn't, and I lie through my teeth when talking to people to get them to like me.


So you can act all hardcore all you want, but its a fact that like half of all people don't even go to college and thus either go into service industry jobs "hi may i take your order" for minimum wage, or they have to go into a trade (read: digging ditches and installing air conditioning), or they have to be a cubicle office desk jockey from 9-5 and get their bosses coffee and deal with office politics, yeah look it up, its what happens when a particularly bad normie (the mega chads and stacies from public school) never grew out of their little cliques and bring it into work.


So you think you've lived the high life even though public school is just a blink of an eye in the big scheme of things, but lets see how you do in the long haul.
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>>26147561
It's getting REAL in this thread.
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>>26147151
>>26148023
Oh and even the ones that go to college go for stupid shit like womens studies, or english, or other useless pieces of paper that are just going to put them into large amounts of debt with no pay off.

STEM or bust.
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>>26148023
Is this pasta? Or are you autustic? Cause my post was a joke, i was bullied at school til i grew tall, got strong and girls liked me. I always stood for people like you because bullying is the lowest of the low- a cowards way of justifying shit home situation or something.

But yeah, sadly a lot of the bullies end up more successful than the bullied, this is a fact- don't in turn bully people you percieve as former bullies unless you want to be a hypocrite
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>>26148058
STEM is a meme, PPE/law/eng or bust senpai
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>>26146185
>>26146098
>>26145792
Spotted the toasty ass roastie

big old flappy roast
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>>26148114
University is a meme, get a trade desu family.
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>>26148134
In the uk, fucking agree- unless it's a good one- 'oh you went to leeds? Fuck off'
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>>26148098
Its not pasta, the only way a bully could end up more sucessfull than the bullied would be if the bullied turned into a NEET and the bully didn't.

But if the bullied responds with a desire to live the high life, and to have the things that the normies have, but without becoming one of the, then he can pull of great things.

>>26148114
It's not a meme, it literally comes down to be a NEET, do a trade, do the service industry, or work in a cubicle.

The only alternative is to do something that only a very small percentage of the population can do, thats in high demand all around the world, pays great, has great benefits, and has you working a schedule and working in an environment that doesn't really look like anything else.

>>26148134
>>26148173
Laying bricks or installing plumbing does not make you win at life.
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Look I don't have time to argue with you guys, I gotta go to sleep because tomorrow me and 3 other guys are going to go get pizza and then see a movie, and the day after that I'm rushing some fraternities and I'm already in contact with the heads of one of them.

Infact just today I stumbled into a party and the only reason I wasn't able to hang around was becuase I made the mistake of asking "is it cool if I just hang around, or do I need to go?"

I also didn't smile enough, these two things let them know that I didn't know anyone there so they said I needed to go but strangely in a very smiley way and one guy even hugged me and called me his bro.

Plus all the girls were smiling and not in that "hahha what a fag" reaction image meme way but in a way where it seemed like they liked me, essentially the host said leave but everyone else was cool.

Its fine, lesson learned; when going to a random party pretend to know people, act like you belong there, and say stuff like "hey bro whats up its good to see you"

Next time I'll get it, I'm like that omnidroid from the incredibles, every time I go up against people I learn more and adapt for next time.


But yeah time to go to sleep, but just remember chads and stacies:

Not all of the people you fucked with in public school are NEETs hiding in their rooms, some of them walk around you and haven't forgotten what you were like then and what you are like now, and they view you as being dirt and won't pull any punches when it comes to getting what they want.
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>>26148182
>gif
>it doesn't move
kysplz
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>>26148182
Honestly man, i think you are young or a bit blind to the world- i worked at jp morgan chase for a bit and i'm telling you- 80% of the line managers were your former bullies, its not fair sure but most losers stay losers.

Also who are you to say plumbers and builders can't win at life? I know a plumber who worked real hard, runs an autonomous business now and has a beautiful wife and family- as you are not yet success, you have no right to comment desu.

And your view of the job market is niave as fuck, some amazing jobs out there- my best mate has just flown to cali to teach parajumping to the army, 30k a year to jump jump jump
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>>26140953
She looks and dresses like a crazy bitch that'll drive you insane.
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>>26148288
Best kind of girl, obviously has a sense of humour and doesn't look like a nagger.
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>>26148182
A good m8 of mine is an electrician and he's a lot happier in life than I am.
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>>26148267
>rushing fraternities
Don't waste your time with them they're all the same.
The only people that join frats are boring and need the false sense of brotherhood
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>>26148921
>Frat reject detected
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>>26149671
Nah man I was literally pledging a frat but I had no time to finish so I quit it and have no regrets
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>>26146562
I'm not fat though. I didn't say I was just like him but just a close representation of him in terms of charisma at least.
>posting on an imageboard for gook-cartoon lovers.
Do you think I'd be stupid enough to talk about this irl? How autistic I'd look.
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Ive had my practice gf for over a year now. Like her too much to give her up now.
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>>26146740
The irony here is that you're the normie. Most of us want a nice girl to settle down with and are repulsed at the idea of degenerate behavior such as casual sex.
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Might as well fuckin aim high as possible.

>Learn how to deal with multiple guys being after your GF
>Learn how to deal with multiple millionaires, DJ's, executives, sports stars, musicians trying to take your GF
>Learn how to control prem-ejaculation
>Learn how to fucking socialise with hot girls (her friends) without sperging out
>Learn how to handle the turmoil of dating someone hotter than you, more options than you and
>Learn how to deal with the stress of her going out at night to Hotel Bars and Invite Only events without you.

Eventually you get dumped for a Soccer Player or West African Oil Heir and you are well-prepared to handle girls in your own fucking league without trouble.
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>>26140936
>first time back on /r9k/ in month or so
>saw the exact thread wording with that exact same image last time i was here
Pic related OP
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>>26142905
>going for latinas

You brought this upon yourself, hood chick and latinas are the most emotionally uninvolved you can get. They are 95% gold digger, 5% ratchet.
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I've been with a girl I didn't give a shit about for over a year
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>>26152396
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
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>>26141237
>has a 6/10 gf
I envy you my man
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>>26152667
niggas eat dried cum for OC
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>>26146532
I'd rather put hard work in and learn to become a Chad than stay the loser I am until I kill myself.
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>>26146719
Enjoy jail and hopefully the death penalty.
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>>26146840
Well, most of the girls I go for, I don't go 100% because that always screwed me over in the past. It's just that she was really nice and pretty so she grew on me after a while. As soon as I started falling for her, this happened. This happens with so many other girls as well, and I don't know what to do.

To be perfectly honest, if we had gone out, I probably would have fallen full blown in love with her and any notion of her being a practice gf would have been thrown out the window. Seriously, I already have strong feelings after her just being nice to me, and I'm trying to desensitize myself by getting practice gfs.
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>Meet girl through facebook app a loooooong time ago
>Chat with her
>Eventually friend her on facebook proper
>Not too sharp, but from a good family
>Used to be good looking with big tits when she played volleyball
>Got slightly fatter first year of college
>Not quite as appealing as she once was, but oh well
>Gets boyfriend
>Still shows me her tits on skype
>Still agrees to fuck me when I come through town
>She's agreed to anal before I even get there
>Fucks me when I get there, tell her that we'll order room service
>Don't even bother to order in
>Fuck her up the ass to my satisfaction
>Leave after the weekend
>Still occasionally say hi on skype

Bitches be crazy.
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>>26152535
I live in South Florida with tons of Latinas so I guess I grew up to really like them. So far she's really nice and friendly. We have a few inside jokes that make it fun and easy to talk to her. She's always smiling at me as well. Idk if she's a gold digger but I never mentioned anything about money, plus we both go to a private school. I guess I was meant to get crushed though because she went after Hispanic Chad. Can't blame her though really, she's going after alpha cock like all girls are programmed to, but I still feel like shit.
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