>am a gigantic loner with zero experience
>decided to change this with making an OKCupid profile
>talking to a few girls, have like 5 of them tell me I'm good looking in the space of two days
>like one girl in particular, she seems shy and weird, and specifies she's into monogamy. Too shy/anxious to say hello and have to get on a 7 can drunk to send her a message
>she replies more strongly than I thought, giving me her name and phone number. Tells me to come visit her and shares her facebook page
>go through her page and she seems even cooler than on okcupid
>....oh but wait, there are some older photos here
>selfies of her tits all over the place
>guys saying they want to motorboat her and her replying "any time ;)"
>pictures of her in bed with some guy, even saying he had a gf and hopes she doesn't mind
>a picture of her in her HS teachers bedroom, sayng they used to fuck
>a picture of a bottle of "playboy passion shot for her" which is designed to make women horny, with the caption "to make the night more fun ;)"
>she was fucking married to a guy, but divorced after three months
>this was only last fucking august
MONOGAMY, HUH?! YOU SURE SEEM TO FUCKING LIKE YOUR MONOGAMY DON'T YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
had to take two fucking xanax after reading that, can't believe I was developing a crush on her. I haven't had a crush in so long
tl;dr : fucking roasties
>tfw I met a cute virgin peruvian chick who's coming to my country in august. Social media accounts everything check out and i'm skyping with her right now.
Life is sweet, yours sucks.
What a major fucking slut, holy shit.
This literally always happens with pretty much any girl. You think she's cute, start developing a crush, and then realize they're terrible. And then you realize women in general are terrible.
>comes to country
>"Thanks for getting me here anon"
Ok, Kirsten Stewart :^)
Meme me up senpai xDDDD
the thing is, my living situation isn't great at the moment
I'm stuck back at my dad's after dropping out of college, and I plan to save up for a few months so I can move during the summer on a working visa
I told her this and she offered to let me stay with her for a month or two on cheap rent.
I was honestly considering it but I'm not sure anymore
I'm a pretty socially avoidant guy (hence why I'm on the sit in the fucking first place), so it seems like the kind of mad shit I should to to kick-start the rest of my life. I just started taking anti-anxiety meds so one on hand it seems like the perfect oppotunity to tern her into my fucktoy for a few weeks
>mfw I saw a post she made about how badly she wanted a valentine this year and I started fantasising about showing up at her place with a bouquet of flowers
just fucking kill me
I stll need somewhere new to live and it's either live with her or find a totally new town to live in (where I don't know anybody)
I'm not a social guy and I don't have any buddies I can move in with
it honestly might be fun, I want to turn into more of an absolute madman
I even had another girl say on her profile that she was into monogamous relationships, I replied to her saying I like that too and all she said about that was "ok" after saying "zomg you're cute ;)"
even said she was a practising catholic