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>am a gigantic loner with zero experience
>decided to change this with making an OKCupid profile
>talking to a few girls, have like 5 of them tell me I'm good looking in the space of two days
>like one girl in particular, she seems shy and weird, and specifies she's into monogamy. Too shy/anxious to say hello and have to get on a 7 can drunk to send her a message
>she replies more strongly than I thought, giving me her name and phone number. Tells me to come visit her and shares her facebook page
>go through her page and she seems even cooler than on okcupid
>....oh but wait, there are some older photos here
>selfies of her tits all over the place
>guys saying they want to motorboat her and her replying "any time ;)"
>pictures of her in bed with some guy, even saying he had a gf and hopes she doesn't mind
>a picture of her in her HS teachers bedroom, sayng they used to fuck
>a picture of a bottle of "playboy passion shot for her" which is designed to make women horny, with the caption "to make the night more fun ;)"
>she was fucking married to a guy, but divorced after three months
>this was only last fucking august

MONOGAMY, HUH?! YOU SURE SEEM TO FUCKING LIKE YOUR MONOGAMY DON'T YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

had to take two fucking xanax after reading that, can't believe I was developing a crush on her. I haven't had a crush in so long

tl;dr : fucking roasties
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come on you fuckers, reply

I always reply to your threads
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>>26140714
Hi there friend. I'm going to reply now, and read your post after this just so you know that I'm here :)
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>>26140257
>tfw I met a cute virgin peruvian chick who's coming to my country in august. Social media accounts everything check out and i'm skyping with her right now.

Life is sweet, yours sucks.
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>>26140714
>>26140747
What a major fucking slut, holy shit.
This literally always happens with pretty much any girl. You think she's cute, start developing a crush, and then realize they're terrible. And then you realize women in general are terrible.
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>>26140257
Good story OP, i'll admit i laughed. Fuck online dating. It's the worst of the worst on there.
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>>26140714
Use phone number. Go meet. Plan ahead. Cunt Punch. Or just fuck her up.
You have all the cards in your hand, make her regret it.
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>>26140780
>comes to country
>"Thanks for getting me here anon"
>leaves you.
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>>26140817
>implying i'm paying for a random chick
>Who says i'm getting her into my country

Feels good not to meet fuckups
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>>26140257
Consider that a bullet dodged
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>>26140838
Sorry anon, but you're going to get cucked. :/
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>>26140880
Ok, Kirsten Stewart :^)
Meme me up senpai xDDDD
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>>26140257
Pump and dump dude, wear a condom. That's what online dating is for. Not real relationships.
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>>26140257
just fuck her and leave
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>>26141003
>>26141133
>>26140853
>>26140791
the thing is, my living situation isn't great at the moment

I'm stuck back at my dad's after dropping out of college, and I plan to save up for a few months so I can move during the summer on a working visa

I told her this and she offered to let me stay with her for a month or two on cheap rent.

I was honestly considering it but I'm not sure anymore
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>>26141361
I don't know mate, sounds like a good chance to experience some cuckoldery. You can become the meme
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>>26140797
I'm not going to fucking hit her
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>>26141461
I'm a pretty socially avoidant guy (hence why I'm on the sit in the fucking first place), so it seems like the kind of mad shit I should to to kick-start the rest of my life. I just started taking anti-anxiety meds so one on hand it seems like the perfect oppotunity to tern her into my fucktoy for a few weeks

>mfw I saw a post she made about how badly she wanted a valentine this year and I started fantasising about showing up at her place with a bouquet of flowers

just fucking kill me
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>>26140257
>go to her place
>fuck around with her till you've built up some xp
>leave her ass
>use your new more experienced self to reel in more/ less experienced bitches
>???
>PROFIT
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>>26141687
that's a good idea, thanks
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>more sexperienced
>more sex-driven
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>>26141599
You're in the trough of disillusionment.

You need to move the fuck on and realize women are animals and then treat them as such.
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>>26142204
I stll need somewhere new to live and it's either live with her or find a totally new town to live in (where I don't know anybody)

I'm not a social guy and I don't have any buddies I can move in with

it honestly might be fun, I want to turn into more of an absolute madman
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also, feel free to post your own
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>post conservative views as my okcupid stuff
>only liberals in my area
thanks
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>>26140257
Thats why you dont get your feelings involved untill youve been dating and decide to be in a relationship. Untill then its just a friend/potential fuck.
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>>26143192
I even had another girl say on her profile that she was into monogamous relationships, I replied to her saying I like that too and all she said about that was "ok" after saying "zomg you're cute ;)"

even said she was a practising catholic
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>>26143322
>catholic
I bet she was a moderate "catholic" and didn't hate fucking faggots or abortion.
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>>26143510
well she did list "god" under the six things she could never do with out
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