Most embarrassing life moment

>>26138007
Understandble if your mums hot m8.

is ur mom hot op

The moment starting at my birth and ending at my death.

>>26138077
>>26138107

She's not hot desu. It was just one of the only hugs I've ever had.

>>26138207
;_;

contento the contento autismoso poopee pee pee :)

>>26138193
>Dead
>Typing this post
How do you do it?

>>26138207
I know this feel actually, not with relatives though. Because when you rarely have a female touching you, hugging becomes sexy.

>lapdog sits on your lap
>get a boner

>>26138314
Who said he's already dead?

>>26138342
I dunno, I did maybe?

>ywn have a momma's boy son to bring home tendies to
>ywn he will never pitch a tent during an innocent hug
>ywn

>>26138425

Pls be my mommy, anon. My real one died during childbirth and I'm lonely all the time.

>>26138007
i have a similar story
>last day of highschool
>everyone hugging eachother
>i try to position myself by the girl i have a crush on
>she turns around, smiles a bit, and gives me one of those semi-hugs where she taps my back with her palms
>as she starts to pull away i bring her back in with full on hug
>her boobs are smushed against my chest
>get raging hard-on, instinctively start grinding against her
>she feels it, pulls away, a look of disgust on her face
>almost everybody silently staring at me and my boner for a few seconds before turning away
still fucking haunts me
felt good though

>>26138476
alpha as fuck
she probably enjoyed it too

>>26139697
thanks familia. i havent seen her irl in a while but everytime she pops up on my facebook feed my dick turns to diamonds.

>>26138476
>Grind against girl
NORMIE REEEEEEE

>>26140204
it felt like i didnt even have a decision desu, i just started spasming against her

>>26140274
I respect you for it though. I wouldnt have the courage desu senpai

>>26140274
Lol how retarded are you ?

>>26140340
it was the closest i'd ever gotten to a grill, my primal urges took over

>>26138007
At least you didnt start fucking crying...