>parents caught my watching Prisma Illya
>have a 9 year old sister
>they are giving me 30 days to move out
>won't even let me come out of my room when my sister is home
What the hell am I supposed to do?
It's a spin-off show full of fan service and references to a 50 hour VN. There are only a few moments when it gets lewd that would get OP in trouble, he must be a horn dog and was re-watching them on loop.
I was really anxious and kind of shut down but I'll try and remember the gist of it
>Mom walks into my room without knocking
>Had it paused on pic related (I was fapping)
>"ANON WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU"
>"I'M SO FED UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT"
>"WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN WE LEFT YOU AND YOUR SISTER HOME?"
>"OH MY GOD"
>"I didn't do anything mom, please"
She didn't even bother to listen to me at that point, she got my Dad and they talked in the living room. I didn't hear what they said, but I heard the words "pedophile" and "raped" thrown around.
About 30 minutes later my dad came up and basically said
>"You never come out of your damn room, so stay in here away from your sister. If I see you near her I'll call the police. You have until Feburary to get your ass out of our house"
That's it, he didn't even let me say anything.
Luckily I'm a wagecuck, but I only make like $1000 a month. There's no way I can afford to live on my own...
>Got killed by making out with another girl
> I heard the words "pedophile" and "raped" thrown around
I think your parents were just looking for an excuse to get rid of you and that was the leverage they needed.
Yes. My Dad was angry that I don't have friends or go outside and stuff though, but that was years ago. I thought he stopped caring.
I'm too scared to kill myself.
Well it happened and I'm scared as fuck. Please give me advice...
Unless you live in a huge ass city you should be able to find a place to rent a room for around $500.
Of course you'll need to start working more hours and probably get another job that's closer to your new home unless you have a car.
You could always try and join the military after a few months so you can rape little girls after getting deployed to fend off the muslims when they try to take over europe in a year or two.
1000 a month is easy to live off of if you find a roommate. Just keep all your loli shit confined to your bedroom and he'll be none the wiser.
Alternatively try to find a roomie here on /r9k/ or over at /soc/ who shares your deviant tastes.
The cheapest places around my area are like $600 without utilities.
I'm like 27 years old and 300lbs, I can't join the military.
I also can't drive at all...
>if you find a roommate
This is what you get for fapping with the door unlocked, you dummy.
Have you tried communicating? Of course not because either: a) you are a gigantic, pussy faggot that can't handle confrontation or b) none of this is real and none of it matters.
But just talk to your parents and just be yourself bro.
wow, kicking you out for fapping to some loli kisses, your parents must've been looking for a reason to kick you out in the first place.
I call bullshit since what proof do they have that you did what they're accusing you of?
Also, what's wrong with Illya? Shits good. Hell, I bought the first series on DVD when the local Walmart had it in the children's section.
This is precisely why I hide my power level, I'm a huge moefag and just want to watch Iyashikei before I got to bed to help me sleep. It would be nice to have somebody to confide in and watch it with but it's not a big deal, I just need to remember to close my door when I go to sleep.
They're stupid as fuck
But yeah, they probably wanted to get rid of you, go on with your life and cut all the contact, no kidding
Leave a fuck you note and say that you're glad that you won't need to wipe their asses when they're older
Oh god Anon you fail so hard at life!
a couple of weeks before you move out start shitting in plastic bags and hiding them as well as you can in the walls and stuff. Literally unscrew things and shove bags of poop inside them and screw them back shut.
That's all the advice I have for you.
OP, I have the perfect solution. Somehow convince your sister she has to stay at home 24/7. That way you will never be allowed to leave your room, thus you can stay for however long you like.
Am I bad person for laughing my ass off at this thread? Because it's the same kind of material I used to visit /b/ for back in the early days of 4chan.
But yeah, fake or not, post like this is part of the reason why I come to /r9k/ in the first place. You think you've seen the most fucked up shit possible until you see something even more fucked up.
While being kicked out for fapping to lolis may be a tad harsh, I don't think it's the only reason someone would be kicked out of their parents' house. If the OP is real and not making this up, he was probably about to get kicked out anyway.
My Dad removed my door handle and replaced it with one that doesn't lock in 2010 when he thought I was smoking weed.
I don't know...
I guess that might work.
My mom is a liberal. My dad isn't really that political.
She's my biological sister. I honestly think they had her because they were ashamed of how I turned out, but I can't read their minds.
That'd be nice if I could afford it.
I'm not a pedo though.
OP they already think you raped your sister so you have nothing to lose.
>b-but it's not illegal or anything and it's just cartoons so nobody should be mad
Here's that line between "should" and reality. The reality is that pedophiles are the most hated and demonized sexual group. There are people that will murder you just for looking at unrealistic, drawn images of naked children and that number is not insignificant.
He's getting kicked out for fapping to anime about children.
They're not going to listen to him. They concluded he's a child-raping monster after seeing him masturbating to an unrealistically drawn cartoon of children. They're not exactly going to be rational about it, nor would most people.
What DID you do to your little sister?
It sounds like she came into your room because of some previous suspicion. I doubt that outburst was solely because of what she saw on the screen.
Okay, I got you covered famalam. Just destroy the house tonight, then leave. This will show them your dominance.
1- You are a pedo. It's not a black or white thing, it works like a spectrum kek
2- You were fapping to it. That's enough for your parents to assume anything they wanted.
3- Don't be too sad though, try to see this as your chance at changing your life for the (at least somewhat) better. Good luck OP.
>I'm only attracted to drawn children!
They're still children.
And the fact that you're so depraved that you have to pause the actual anime to masturbate to a slightly ecchi scene shows just how little self control you have.
Do you fap to 2D "adults" more often, or do you prefer the representations of children? I'm not here to judge you or anything, but the fact that you can even get erect from the loli stuff indicates you have some attraction to children, meaning you have at least some pedophilic tendencies. Even if you repress it via a relatively harmless outlet, you still have the attraction in some form. A lot of people will not see a distinction, especially if they're parents.
Loli isn't pedo, fuck off.
Like I said, she's super liberal. She's one of those people who watches Ellen and The View. I seriously never did anything...
I'm too autistic to have friends, even online.
I should probably start looking for an apartment.
What more could go wrong? OP might as well just do anything/everything now and kill himself in 30 days because then his parents will feel real bad then, the fucking normie shits.
I listen to national socialist marches and neo-nazi rock to help me go to sleep, thankfully no one knows. My mom is biracial too.
I'm not actually a nazi though, I just pretend to be on 4chan, and watch and listen to nazi stuff because muh angst n shit
>tfw you've never been caught browsing hebe or playing UAB
Feels good, I wish I could drop this interest though.
I only want people to find normie porn when I die.
honestly tie your sister and mom up and beat your father half to death in front of them before ditching town
pawn as much of their shit as you can before hand so you have some cash to help get yourself on your feet
If we have something like what happened in the "good old days" when /b/ got on to something the only thing it'll do is speed up the OP's eviction, not prevent it.
The reality is that the world doesn't work the way /r9k/ thinks it does. If you get in trouble for being a pedo degenerate you get in trouble for being a pedo degenerate and being more of a pedo degenerate will only make it worse, not better.
I'm surprised that you're all so dense. If we take it for granted that OP has never done anything to his sister and that never came into question before, it's obvious they were talking about him going "down the slippery slope" and eventually raping his sister because
<sarcasm>he's obviously attracted to children and soon anime won't be enough </s>
>Loli isn't pedo, fuck off.
Do you masturbate to them because they're underage? Are you attracted to their undeveloped bodies and innocence? It seems like you're in denial about what about it is actually getting you off about it and how similar it is to what other pedophiles are attracted to in children. Even though you exercise restraint, you're likely still a pedophile and have convinced yourself otherwise. Pedophilia is so demonized that even you, someone that's attracted to children in some form, won't admit to yourself that you're a pedophile.
Reading this thread, it sounds like they've made up their minds and there really isn't anything you can do about it. Life's gonna suck for a while, but if I were you, I'd grab my shit and split as soon as I'd found a place. Fuck 'em.
Not sympathizing with you, i think you are disgusting. and im pretty bad.
Are you eligible for any type of welfare?
In my country if you can prove you are being kicked out you can get rent assistance.
Never done it myself but america or wherever you are from probably wont just leave you to die like you think they will
>Not sympathizing with you, i think you are disgusting
I want normies to LEAVE
nobody's asking you to be a fucking pedo, but acting like it is disgusting considering were you are is retarded to say the list.
>He might as well go out with a bang or go convince them that this is a misunderstanding.
There's no way they see it that way. They saw him masturbating to pictures of children, realistic or not, and they (correctly) came to the conclusion that he's attracted to children (at least on some level). They're emotionally driven people when it comes to their young child (go figure) and emotionally driven people aren't going to be rational about this. So when he starts calling them out on the slippery slope fallacy, they're going to shout him down and tell him he's been tried, sentenced, and found guilty of being Schrodinger's rapist. They'll never ever trust him again around her and they're disgusted by his existence. Imagine if his sister got it in her head to lie about him touching her, or if the parents thought to question her to the point of confusing her into incriminating OP. He's in a very precarious situation and any missteps could end up getting him murdered or just arrested (which will be public record, even if the charges are bunk). With social media the way it is these days, getting arrested on suspicion of rape could end up plastered all over the internet and fuck up any prospects you have for love or jobs.
Sweet jesus I remember that thread, good times.
I know NEET 4 LYFE is a nice dream and all, but something seems to be being gleaned over here:
The guys 27. OP, you are 27.
Of course your parents want you to move the fuck out.
Stop being such a pussy and just do it.
Chances are you'll be a lot happier in the long run. Just man the fuck up.
tfw also 27. Kicked out at 19. Now successful. Livedokis with gf for 6 years. Love loli. Gf loves loli. Our joint anime figure collection takes up 6 display cabinets in our lounge. Life is good.
Just move the fuck out.
>tfw my post never made it to the screen cap
I'm a big beardy guy for sho.
She's fucking tiny and petit. Not quite dfc, but close.
Naw. She's more into moe etc than I am. (I'm more of a sci-fi fan.)
She browses /d/ and I don't really.
It's just kinda how she is. It's quite sweet.
This will eventually happen to me one day. Feels good man.
I didn't mean kids as in young I just meant children of any age. Since he is 27 and they've let him live their he probably has tenant rights. He doesn't even have to be their kid.
It doesn't matter if rent is $0.
Then he'd just be a faggot.
that sounds like an apartment. you don't need to get an entire place to yourself. just rent a room in an apartment or house where somebody wants a roommate. you might even end up living with hot college girls although they might be a little old for your taste. i live in a city and you can rent just a room for like $300-400 a month easily.
Jesus fucking christ, just because you're a pedo doesn't mean you like incest.
Grovelling might buy him a few months, but they clearly haven't wanted him there for years now. Maybe they've been dropping hints he should move out, maybe they haven't.
It's heartless treatment either way. They're making him homeless and taking everything he owns (because he won't be able to take it with him). My theory is that the daughter is the favored child and they're discarding OP because they see him as a threat to her. He could try arguing that he's never touched his sister or any other little girl sexually. He could also threaten to return the favor of this bad treatment if they don't ease him out. I mean, they're essentially leaving him with nothing but a burning desire for revenge.
This is an object lesson for all of us that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. But if it wasn't this, it would've been something.
>devil in him
this might actually work tb.h
you could do something like vid related. Even if it doesn't work it would be funny as hell