Who are the American bots going to vote for?

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Bernie. He might be a cuck but Trump is the one who's going to cuck us when he fucks America.

>>26135262
Enjoy getting taxed atleast 50%

>>26135281
Source on that?

goddammit robot let us talk about politics

>>26135222
Due to the electoral college system, my vote for Trump won't matter in my winner-take-all state because it is a Democrat stronghold, so Im not voting

>>26135262
Where do you live anon? I live in California and it seems like everyone in my community is either voting for Trump, or Hillary.

Voting for trump so all the NEETs collecting welfare here kill themselves when trump repeals it

>>26135222
Bernadino

>>26135262

>not choosing trump for the wanting the world to burn factor

I mean that's why I'd vote for him mainly.

However, I don't think he's nearly as bad as everyone portrays him to be, and I think there's some chance he could be the god emperor we need to make america great again

>>26135222
It doesn't matter, it never did. Business runs the country.

>mfw people who unironically want to vote for bernie

he is such a fucking cuck, I mean for people that supposedly hate sjws, he's literally the most sjw candidate

>>26135281
Boo hoo nigger, let me play the world's smallest violin for Bill Gates and his high taxes.
>>26135321
Pennsylvania

>>26135371
>implying you won't get backlashed
I wonder what Mr. CEO is going to do to your job once robots become feasible and bernie is taxing him to hell

>>26135369
Gotta vote for the cux to get the bux pham

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>>26135222
>tfw you aren't American and can't vote for Trump

I wish we were the 51st state for real.

>>26135418
>I swear guys, my boss' jizz is actually good for me! If I don't suck his dick 24/7 I'll die!

>>26135461

yeah I guess I forgot about that.

Okay I can get neets voting for bernie

best way to kill the beast is to drain it from the inside, is it not?

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>>26135418
Salty m8?

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>>26135222
Defacing my ballot by writing MUSSOLINI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI all over it and drawing his glorious visage.

>>26135222
trump. i share his rage at the weak liberal faggots who want free shit. i was never given anything by those pieces of shit and now they want my money? how about go fuck yourself

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>>26135689 you're real cool, aren't ya?

>tfw no candidate with the economic views of Bernie and the social views of Trump.
I'm not voting for anyone; none of them adequately represent my beliefs.

>>26135787
>I'm not voting for anyone because none of them are perfect.

This kind of logic is retarded.

Vote for the one you dislike the least so you don't wind up with a president you hate even more.

>>26135825
>pls vote trump pls
>i need the commission pls vote trump ;-; pls gib shekels
I'm onto you, shill.

>>26135787
Trump is pretty socially liberal

>pro-gay marriage
>used to be pro-choice, now claiming to be pro-life to get burger Prod vote

>>26135825
this. the perfect is the enemy of the good
I found out that I can register to vote in UK elections, so I might do so soon. would probably vote UKIP, LibDem, or possibly even Tory. anything to keep Labour from flooding the UK with migrants

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>Rand isn't going to win
>Hilary Clinton is going to be the president

>>26135861

You should tread carefully when looking at trump's beliefs.

He's literally a genius, he's just playing politics like a fucking master to get as many people as he can.

Back in the 80's he talked about being president and running republican because the voters are dumb and he could get them to follow him

absolute madman, love him

>>26136140
>Back in the 80's he talked about being president and running republican because the voters are dumb and he could get them to follow him

That was debunked

>>26136176

My apologies, I don't retract my point though.

He's a madman who's playing politics like a god.

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>tfw Bernie isn't corrupt enough to be president

>>26136140
>he - he must know what he's doing, this was daddy Trump's plan all along!

He's making it up as he goes and you know it. He's probably still shocked the campaign didn't fade away after boosting his TV ratings

>>26135825
It's not that none of them are perfect but that none of them are even remotely adequate.

>>26136140
>Back in the 80's he talked about being president and running republican because the voters are dumb and he could get them to follow him
that's actually bullshit, reddit cuck

>>26135222

I'm not voting. I honestly couldn't give a single fuck who the president is.

My boy Pertinax.

>>26135281
>minimum wage doubled
>tons of free shit
>lower cost of living
>still make what you used to make at minimum wage after 50% tax
he's the clear president for us robots

Rand. Anyone else is objectively wrong.

if you think hillary clinton is not going to be the next president then you have a childlike misunderstanding of how american politics works.
and i say this as someone who hates her fucking guts.

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>>26135222
Rand Paul. I'm going to caucus for him Monday too.

If Rand had a chance in hell I'd vote for him. But it's gonna be a vote for Trump from me.

>>26136341
>inb4 nothing is free

Bernie because bux

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Trump, I want to see Jeb go full nuclear

>>26136420
That apathy towards Rand doens't help at all. How about voting/helping him insead of saying "Oh he's not popular I'm just gonna vote for the big guy." Besides, Rand's been really picking up steam recently.

>>26136242
>bernie isn't corrupt
>an actual kike
k e k

>>26136420
Vote Paul in the primary at least anon.

>>26136475
>it's the Wall Street communist Joos

>le epin rand paul get!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/09/29/ted-cruz-snags-former-ron-paul-supporters/

rand paul 2016: a platform not even a father could love

>>26135222
The Bernmaster

>>26136381
>I'm going to caucus for him Monday too.

mah nigga

>>26136519
His father is campaigning with him right now though.

>>26136519
when will 4chan learn? 2008, 2012, now 2016... a Paul will never be president or even the nominee

Trump is a literal Chad meathead that would send "Those internet creeps" though a meat grinder and laugh
Bernie has no balls
Hilary is a feminist cunt

The only robot choice is either Rand Paul or Gary Johnson but we know they ain't getting to chill with Cory in the White House

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Rand Paul, but really anyone other than Bernie t b h.

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>>26136564
Plz b0ss, let us have hope

>>26136718
>muh private roads
Ever taken a microeconomics course in your life, faggot?

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I cannot consciously vote for someone who unironically believes whites owe blacks anything. Bernie is a disgusting fucking kike who's just saying things that make millennials feel good in their tummy.

Trump may not be the best candidate but hell I really want to see what happens when we have as unapologetic a president as he would be. We need to end this SJW bullshit and we've gotta start at the top.

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BUILD WALL
REMOVE TACO
AMERICA FIRST

bernie, they all suck but he's the least bad choice

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>>26136753
You're one to talk Bernie faggot, I'm surprised you even know what the word economics means.

>hurr durr lower the deficit by giving more money to the gov
>hurr durr more jobs by discouraging business and raising the minimum wage
>hurr durr college degree isn't what it used to be? Free college hurr durr

>>26136853
Rand Paul, you mean? Bernie is a thieving radical kike Cuck. Him and Trump are both meme choices.

It's that time of the day for reddit to shill their ugly commie.

>>26136863
Bitter Austrian/Monetarist detected, how's Argentina working out?

>>26136883
no thanks i'd rather not throw my vote away

>>26136863
>lower the deficit by giving more money to the gov

That is literally how it works

>>26136906
It's that time of the day for /pol/ to shill their ugly meme human being

>>26136883
>lol bernie is a thief he will take all the tax moneys for himsellf hurrr
tell me you aren't this delusional

>>26135861
>tfw no candidate that wants to kill all faggots

>>26136341
>Minimum wage is pure shit it only causes unemplyoment
>"Free shit" you are paying it and getting less than what you paid for
>Top kuk senpai this would fuck the economy
>Nah you'll be much worried about how to spend your money in food and basic shit than things regarding your entertainment.

>>26136949
>ugly human being
He's probably a better human being than you

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>>26136928
No, YOU REFORM THE GOVERNMENT FIRST YOU RETARD. They've shown they aren't capable of being responsible with our money.

>>26136455
>caring about electability when deciding who to vote for is wrong
Fuck Rand

>>26137060
That's funny, I don't remember squandering babby's trust fund and bankrupting a casino (where the house always wins)

http://fortune.com/2015/08/20/donald-trump-index-funds/

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>>26136963
Taking other people's money by force and giving it to some burger flipping crackhead is not being Robin Hood, THAT IS TEXTBOOK THIEVERY.

>>26137021
You probably want Santorum or Huckabee.

>>26135309
This guy gets it original comment desu

If Bernie beats Hilary (which I doubt), I'll vote for him.

I don't really care for Hil Dog, though. I would not vote for her unless she chose Bernie as her VP.

Part of me wants to vote for Trump just for the pleasure of seeing him run this country straight into the ground.

Soo I'm probably just not going to vote.

>>26137122
that's what all taxes do, and the constitution gives the government the power to levy taxes.
are you implying that all taxes are thievery?

>>26137078
Because governments can't possibly do two things at once, right?
also, anarcho-capitalism is a meme

>>26137078
Rand Paul isn't an anarcho-capitalist

>>26137189
The number of people who yell "taxation is theft" yet are not anarchists is surprisingly high.

>>26135418
You don't think that would happen even at a 0% tax rate?


If the robot is cheaper than illegal mexicans, then the CEO would choose that too.

>>26137189
That's the libertarian position on the matter.

>>26137292
It just means we aren't sucking his dick hard enough. Once we abolish the minimum wage and all safety regulations, and make unions illegal, THEN we'll be competitive and everyone will be rich!

>>26137325
Only on the extreme end. Most libertarians think government (and therefore taxation) is necessary to a certain degree.

>>26137325
>libertarians are against any and all taxes
Untrue

>>26137391
>>26137395
I'm aware of that, but it doesn't stop them from shouting about how taxation is theft or coercion or something.

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>>26135281
>OH NO, HE'S GONNA TAKE AWAY MY TENDIES FUND!

webb as write-in

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>>26137189
No, I'm implying that too much taxation by a corrupt government is thievery, because it usually IS! We shouldn't be discouraging buisness if we want more jobs, we should be encouraging it and telling people to get off their lazy asses and work. No one minds tax as long as it's going towards things WE NEED and not just for some senators vacation.

Trump, just because I want to see the raging butthurt from liberals across the world.

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>>26137225
No one said he was, I was poking fun at this.

>>26135656
SALVE IL DUCE SEMPRE

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

daily reminder that a libertarian is just a conservative who didn't get along with his father

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>>26137237
TAXATION IS THEFT UNDER A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT YOU ILLITERATE IDIOT!

>>26137489
So find an anarcho-captialist to do it
At least Bernie really is what the picture says

>>26137516
>CORRUPT
read: "giving money to things other people like but i don't"

>>26137470
>muh gubmint wastefulness

Medicare has lower overhead than most private health insurers. There was a study not long ago that found that the Post Office was more efficient than FedEx.

Hillary seems to be the least repugnant choice out of all the candidates.
though if it ends up being Trump vs Bernie I am voting for Micheal Bloomberg.

Trump. I just don't give a fuck anymore. I'll vote for anything that will destroy it all.

>>26135656
DUX MEA LUX

>>26137470
>>26137516
Congressmen only make like $200k a year. The entire Congress' salary is only about 0.00002% of the entire US budget, it's not like your entire paycheck is going to John McCain's new yacht.

>>26135222
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you vote for Cody?

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>>26137519
Bernie doesn't understand economics, if any of his policies make it past congress they'll wreck America.

reminder that bernie believes in the gender wage gap.

>>26137166
>Trump just for the pleasure of seeing him run this country straight into the ground.

I'm not a Trump supporter, but you realize not much would actually change if he were elected, right?

>>26137544
read: "weak institutions are wasteful and non-effective, pouring more money into them only means more waste"

>>26137702
I wasn't saying he did
I was saying Bernie is an actual socialist like the picture implies
Find an actual anarcho-capitalist for your edit

>>26137702
KEK, Republicans have no understanding of history OR economics. Japan's "economic miracle" wasn't done through deregulation and lowering taxes, it was through huge amounts of spending and regulation. Keynesian economics ruled until the 1970s.

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>>26137742
>forgotti pickle phamily

Hillary doesn't seem like she cares about America at all. Like this is all just a big ego thing to her.

bernie if he wins the nomination
no one if he doesn't

>>26135778
Holy fuck I haven't seen that reaction image on years

>>26135303
Google Bernie's tax policies, Reddit.

>>26137789
>the bucket is leaky so it would be much smarter to just pour the water on the ground because i am a whiny child

>>26137991
I'm moderately convinced that Hillary died a decade ago and the Hillary we're seeing today is just an AI.

>>26135222
Bernie Sanders of course. I've already donated to his campaign, and if it looks like he has a chance later I'll probably give more.

Is there anyone that won't keep allowing the Saudi faggots to keep fighting the white man through spreading Islam in white countries and such?