"That Kid" thread

>>26134431
>that kid who thought linkin park was the greatest band ever

>implying

>>26134431
>>That kid everyone joked would shoot up the school

>get bullied
>ask bullies if they can be sure I won't just bring a gun to school
>they report me to the headmaster
>they stop bullying me

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>that kid who was abused at home and bullied at school
>that kid who grew out of his shell and used his pain to become strong
>that kid who's gonna kill all the bully chads in the name of /r9k/

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>that kid that stopped attending and nobody knew why

guilty as charged

>>26134691
I wonder if they think about me sometimes

>>26134431
>that kid who ran like sonic or naruto with his arms behind his back

>that kid who wore shorts even if it was winter
I was that kid op

>>26134713
>that kid who would suddenly obtain god-like powers and teleport behind you when he was supposed to die

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>>26134704
same here. haven't run into a single one from school despite living in the same town since. probably wouldn't recognize me anyway.

we're just ghosts.

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>>26134431

> That kid who always isolated himself at lunch and had frequent thoughts of suicide.

>>26134713
>that kid on r9k who tripcoded like a faggot

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>>26134431
>that kid who thought he could go super sayian by screaming

>>26134763
>That kid who turned out to actually be a hologram

>that kid who that claimed he had sex at age 10

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>>26134763
>that kid who activated your trap card

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>that kid who was a memelord before memes were a thing

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>>26134794
>we're just ghosts.
that hit pretty hard actually

ghost should be a new /r9k/ term

>that kid who didn't have very many school clothes.
>that kid that would eat gross stuff for approval/$
>that kid that introduced you to weeb shit
>that kid you knew had it hard at home
>that smarmy ass kissing teachers pet
>that kid you know would be gay/dyke eventually but no one else saw it
>that kid with bad hygiene

>that kid who would cry like a bitch at the slightest hurt
>that kid who was always an asshole to everyone to sound edgy

>>26134691
This is me too
I go to my hometown uni now so I see a few of them sometimes, but I doubt any of them remember me and even if they did I'm not about to spill the last 4 years worth of personal issues to some guy I used to sit 10 feet from

>That kid who threated to kill himself in class because the teacher was being hard on him
>That kid who picked on other kids and eventually got his ass kicked by like 20 peoples older siblings
>That kid who was in shit tier classes but had an iq of 150

>>26134744
same here tbqh famiglia
also inspecting those two same numbers

>that kid that wouldn't stop having nosebleeds

>>26134907
Last one is literally I

>that kid who had special permission from all the teachers to do all the groupwork assignments by himself

>that awkward antisocial kid who always looked grumpy as fuck

That's me right now.

>that kid who ate his lunch in bathroom

>>26134876
>that kid who would eat gross stuff for approval
>that smarmy ass kissing teachers pet
I was both of them. I literally licked congealed blood from a lamb's heart once, ate mints from another kid's mouth/from the ground and kept a sticker some kids found on the ground outside so my best friend wouldn't have to do it (he was dared) and drank a teaspoon of hand sanitizer (the gel kind). I didn't like doing embarrasing dares but eating disgusting shit was my fucking game. That's actually how I became somewhat popular, through madman status

>>26134947
I fucking wish that was me

I didn't get recognition for my disorder until long after school

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>>26134907
>>26134941
>I'd totally be acing all the advanced classes with no effort if I cared but I just don't try that's why I'm failing remedial algebra
I hate these people

>that kid who acted like you were his mother

>>26134957
*kept a sticker some kids found on the ground outside in my mouth for a minute
Forgot to clarify

>that kid who plays his 3DS all lecture long but still sits in the middle of the front row every class
I don't understand him
why not sit at the back
why even show up if you're just going to play video games the whole time

>that kid who's always chewing on paper for some reason

>that kid who always got injured in PE

>That kid who had thousands of MySpace friends for pulling off the "emo" look
This was the only time in my life females have shown interest in me

>>26135014
he's too far gone. autism reaching far beyond that of our limited perception

just let it be

>that kid who brought vodka in a water bottle

>that autist who was winning national math contests but could barely pass any other subject

>that kid with the roller backpack

>that kid who took all her notes on yellow paper

>that kid who came to school with no shoes on

>still stuck in highschool

When will you people grow the fuck up?

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>>26134831
>that jewish kid

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>that kid who lived with their friend instead of their own parents

>that kid who went to a party with his class but stayed sober the whole time and generally seemed out of place

>that kid who drew shitty comics in class
>that kid who brought floppy disks with home-made gamergate games
>that kid who brought video game manuals to class as proof that he owned the game
>that kid who seemed like a weak beta but beat the shit out of bullies

>>26135067
>>that kid who came to school with no shoes on
the fuck?

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>That kid who invited the rest of the class into his surgery and gave them a lethal dose of morphine

>that kid who prom-posed to the head TA
>those kids who made public prom-posals

>>26135101
>gamergate games
*game maker games, fuck

>>26135101
>>that kid who drew shitty comics in class
it was me and a kid called anthony.

we were planning to sell them for 50p each, all hand drawn, some even personalized.

it lasted two days before I got the teenage depression, dropped out that year. never been the same since

>that kid who watched porn and fapped in class, knowing everyone else sees, and just simply didn't give a shit

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>that kid who got a detention for climbing an electrical tower during recess

>>26135076
>that hot jewish female kid who kept talking about bibi and ended up moving to israel

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>>26134431
>that kid who always lied about cheat codes in video games.

>that kid who was smart but was an outcast for not being a normie faggot

>>26135175
it's called a nerd anon

they're actually quite common

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>That kid who accidentally called the teacher "Mom" in class

>that kid who talks to everyone as if they're already close friends with him

>>26135162
>That one jewish kid in your shitty rural 99.99% white town
>always dodged the question when you asked him if he was circumcised
Fuck you 'benjamin' we were just curious

>that kid who randomly put his arms around you

>>26135193
it's called

>confidence

>>26135190
>that one fat kid that ripped a massive fart leaning down to pick up a pencil in the middle of a silent test

I still cringe

>>26135185
Nerds are a popular normie thing to be now. It's the neckbeards and weeaboos that are todays 'nerds'

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>that obnoxious fat kid who teamed up with the most evil entity in the universe to end the world

>that kid who took a shit in a bush and walked all the way back to school not knowing he had sat on the shit and had a giant brown spot on his ass

>>26135259
This was me in school, I still cringe when I think about it desu

>that kid who wore his gym shorts under his pants so he wouldn't have to change in the locker room

>that kid who would always yell 'LOOK! Qui Gon Jinn' when watching Shindler's list in class

>>26134431

>That kid who was a socially inept nerd that nobody liked who turned a cool witty smart nerd.
>That kid who made paper fortune tellers.

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>>26134691
It's because I was admitted into a mental institution, and when I was released I went into a different school and avoided people from the old school forever.

I was also
>that kid who sat in the back, never paid attention in class and instead just drew all over his notebooks
>that kid who always skipped gym class
>that kid who never participated in social activities even if it was required for everyone else
>that kid who always wrote misanthropic messages and drew lewd paintings on the desks and everyone knew it was him because no one was quite as edgy as him.

>>That kid who always wore shorts even when it was winter

yup I wore basketball shorts to school every single day in high school. I played basketball at lunch and didn't want to have to change

Also it was California, it was never below 50 and it almost never rained

>that kid who got overpowered by a girl

>>26134691
>that kid who ruined his awesome shirt

>>26135232
Oh fuk, that brings back bad memories.
I fart sometimes when I move and can't really control it, so sometimes when I stood up or shifted aroud in class I'd let a fucking stinker rip like a Beyblade, getting the dirtiest looks from other people.
Kill me.

There is literally nothing wrong with cargo pants/shorts.

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>that awkward kid who disappeared and you later found out had been busy fighting evil spirits and a wannabe god over in the spirit world

>>26134666
Noice satan trips m8

>>26135450
Satan too hates Chad

>>26135047
too vague. basically everyone does this in high school and college at least once

>that polish kid that could barely speak english
>gave everyone the hardest high fives known to man
>bought in a rustlers ready made burger into catering instead of burger ingredients
>everyone only knew one polish word and it was the polish word for slut
>left randomly and everyone says he got deported

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>>26135470
>basically everyone does this in high school and college at least once
you obviously never talked with the unpopular kids

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>>26135417
>There is literally nothing wrong with cargo pants/shorts.
orgnl

>>26134431
>That kid who was bullied for so long until he eventually snapped.

>>26135487
This is far too fucking close to personal experience for me. What school was this?

>that kid who was a cuck

>that cute slightly autistic emo/goth girl who would do cosplay sometimes
Hngggggg

>>26135553
A secondary school in England mate

>>26135726
I know, I could tell by rustlers obviously.

/Kent/?

>that kid who used to have friends and was generally well liked but who ended up being a 30 years old kissless friendless virgin

>>26135751
Nah mate, harwich, essex.

>>26135501
>you obviously never talked with the unpopular kids
not him but i used to drink heavily during classes all throughout HS to cope with loneliness.
Never got caught either i guess everyone thought i was retarded or something.
good thing i never drank too much.

>>26134691
>knew

You mean "cared".

>that kid who always wore a hoodie and jeans
Me

>>26134691
Cormac you prick, no one missed you

>>26134873
What level should ghost be

Somewhere between robot, above or below?

>>26134873
Stop being edgy. This is your one and only warning before you hit full faggot.

>>26135883
He said ghost, not vengeful demon, pleb

>>26135869
I think it should be a term off to the side of robot, on the same level. for the schizoids and general avoidant people. those that just get seen through.

>>26135850
i always wore shorts and a hoodie. Maximum autist level

>>26135869
I reckon ghost is completely ignored, you'd have to have a much higher powerlevel for people to stop caring like that.
Slightly higher than robot

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>>26134704
I disappeared after high school, deleted my facebook, went to a different Uni than most kids at my school went to.

I saw some of my old friends at a CVS, they were all surprised to see me, and told me they had been reminscing about old times with me a couple weeks before. Made me happy for a little while.

>>26134941
No you're not. You're just a lazy shit.

>>26135226
There's a difference between confidence and lacking the social awareness to respect obvious boundaries. Go try to pretend you're a Chad somewhere else.

>>26136025
I have an iq of 156 and I'm also a lazy shit, I get b's without revising

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>that kid who compared his penis size to the other boys of his class
>that kid who made fun of his classmate's noodle penises in the first grade

That kid was me, kek.

>>26134431
>>>That kid who always tried to have witty banter with teachers, but was never funny
that was me, although I did often make the class laugh out loud with my off-kilter humor

>>26136072
Kill me, Pete.
Please, for the love of God, kill me.

>>26135912
I wasn't autistic at all, and it was a fucking star trek hoodie with the pins and everything

>>26135047
In Jr. High me and my neighbor bud would sneak brandy in a big slam bottle(oldfag). We would get buzzed during lunch mixing it with Dr. Slice from the vending machine.

Now I'm a bipolarbux NEET, and he's in prison.

I wished I had a dad.

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>>26134431
>that kid who wore always the same leather jacket on top of a t-shirt in the middle of the fucking winter
>that nigger kid who was dumb as fuck and sometimes a bit of a retarded cunt but you couldn't help but like
>that kid who had Chad body, face and attitude towards things but still managed to stay a robot
>that kid who came at school shitfaced drunk and high on Xanax and got away with it
>that kid who spouted shitty internet memes IRL and made you cringe like a motherfucker in front of everyone

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>>26134431

>That kid that brought sushi to school
>That kid who never talked but laughed at everything
>That kid who played his DS during lunch or in the hallway instead of hanging out
>That kid who like pokemon

worst kind of faggot tbqhwy

>>26136072
Kill me, Pete.
Do it in the name of originality.

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>>26135791
> essex
Ewww

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>>26134431
>>That kid who wore flame shirts and cargo pants every day
Did you go to school with Guy Fieri or something?

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>>26134431
>that quiet kid who didn't even hang out with the autists and rejects or the normies
>that kid who tried to talk about manga and anime to a teacher
>that Samoan kid who was 6' 7" and 400 lbs
>that kid who smelled so bad he had to get sent to the nurse
>that kid who took 3+ AP classes and thought that made him superior to everyone

"Fortunately" only the first applies to me.

>that kid who snuck out of school at break to smoke weed
that was me tbqfh, don't know how I never got caught

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>>26135251
>MFW being a neckbeard or a weeb will be popular in ~10 years

>>26136193
I went to school high on opiates my doctor prescribed to me.

I was even allowed to go to the nurses office and take them.

That girl who liked horses too much

>>26135435
>tfw when that was me tbhfam

>>26136350
It's a nice place if you're a loner, less rain than dubai where I live

>>26136460
She was just thirsty anon

>that one kid who brough his gameboy and yugioh cards to school
>that one kid who never did his homework but got good grades anyways
>that one kid who used to bully you and acts like your best friend later on
>that one kid who was 3 years older than the rest
>that one kid that spend every break doing his homework
>that one kid who said he couldn't attend PE because he had his period, even though he was male
>that one kid who though wrestling was real
>that one kid who only talked about anime
>that one kid that would pay attention in biology class when the teacher talked about the effects of drugs
>that one kid that predented to have a good attitude but only on front of the teacher
>that one kid that would pick on others but the moment someone picked on him he would go on a rant and tell you that is not ok to pick on others and how they are being assholed
>that one kid who was only nice to you when his friends were absent
>that one kid who was really smart but didn't show it because he didn't want afraid of being wrong

>>26134713
Fuck you too.

>>26134924
Weird how everyone seems to know this one kid.
I mean, it can't be THAT common right?

>>26135470
>>26135813
>murica

>>26136492
>>that one kid who used to bully you and acts like your best friend later on
his name was shay. I miss him.

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>>26135850
What else am I suppose to wear??

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>>26136531
You frequent those degenerate /bully/ threads don't you?

>that one kid every year who died in a car accident

>>26134954
I did that A LOT.

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>>26136577
Nah, I actively avoid them. I'd use the filter but I'm too lazy. cebruz actually makes me angry

>>26134969
>"dude I probably got a bad score, I'm terrible at math"
>gets a 90 on the test
>meanwhile I get a D or F

I hate these people

>>26136586
>that kid who was gored by a truck in front of his entire class

A couple weeks ago I was joking around with a friend of mine, and I ended up saying "don't come to school tomorrow. I'm gonna shoot up the school." I got suspended and investigated by the police. Never ever do that in 100,000,000 years.

That kid who never showed up

>>26136662
That would never happen if I said that. Everyone knows I'm too pathetic to be able to pull it off anyway

That kid who dropped out 3 months before graduation

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>That kid who always quoted Internet Flash cartoons

hi

>>26136072
KILL ME PETE


fdisfyuisayfh

>>26136072
don't kill me pete
just let me fucking SLEEP

>that kid with dead parents you accidentally told a yo mom joke

>>26136827
Zeeky boogy doog

me too

>the kid who wore akatsuki coats to school

>>26136899
I only know
>that one girl who'd dress up as Sailor Moon

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>>26136878
>that kid who pretended to have dead parents when some one told a yo mom joke
the look on her face was priceless

>that kid who got expelled the week before graduation

>>26136072
Kill me pete.
This shit is all bad.

>>26134431
>That kid who drew shitty runescape/wow/kingdom hearts doodles all over their binder

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>>26136945

>when you pretend to have dead parents in response to yo momma joke
>she says "oh god so sorry anon, god I'm so sorry do you wanna talk about it?"
>turns out her parents really were dead
>have to pretend your parents are dead for the rest of the year so she wouldn't think you found dead parents to be a funny thing

>>26137827

>The god is named Kuk/Kek

>He's literally a frog or frog-man

>The hieroglyphics literally look like a guy sitting and typing at a computer

Checkmate atheists.

>that kid who pissed himself in class

Other than the clothing bits and lying about video games, yeah, I'm That Kid, ask me anything.

>>26134947
That was me, no one else would work with me.

>>26136069
stfu, you assholes are so fake

>that kid that would roam the halls so that he would seem busy
please tell me I'm not alone

>>26135470
My Japanese teacher always suspected me of it. No idea why, I'm a huge nerd.

>>26135783
Me very soon. Scary stuff

>>26138199
Why? Why would you ever be that kid?

>>26136072
Kill me, Pete.
For the love of all thats holy please

>>26135232
that was me lol.

>entire room is filled with my gas, people are disgusted by then they start suffocating

>>26134957
Do one of these now

>>26139490
I don't have anything gross m8.
Any suggestions? I might do some tomorrow (it's late as balls) but for now I need some sleep,

>>26135341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvjhw7DjOX8

>>26135341
movie sawce?

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>>26140637
It's literally in the pics title.

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>>26135251
>tfw was a nerd when it wasn't a good thing
>tfw now a fedora tipping neckbeared weeb

>>26135290
That was everyone in my school.

>That one emo chick who hung out with older students and left in the middle of classes crying every week
Wonder what her problem was.

>>26141645
>That one slutty, dumb, lonely that hung around seniors when she was 13

I used to wonder why they were friendly with her. Now I realize that they probably gangbanged her all the time. She was chubby, ugly and dumb, but had giant tits. Kinda regret not slipping her the D.

>>26141789
I think you've been reading far too many doujins or something. I guessed she just did it for attention like every other teenage girl.

>>26141849
>I guessed she just did it for attention

You mean, let them gangbang her? well, duh. Why would guys five years older than her give her attention otherwise?

I don't watch anime or manga so I have no idea what a doujin is, but there were a lot of cases of girls like this.

>>26141935
Did that happen a lot where you went to school? Where is that? My school in England wasn't that trashy and the guys and girls she hung out with were only about 1 year older than her. I remember she was always on some pills or medicine though.

>>26134800
Basically me desu senpai

>>26142038
It happened once at my school, and in my country every once in a while there's a news story about a school gangbang case.

>>26141645
Not dicked good enough

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>That kid who failed penis inspection day

>>26135938
So would you say a powerlevel over 9000?