>That kid who wore flame shirts and cargo pants every day
>That kid who had Lunchables and Fruit Gushers in his lunch every day, and everyone else was jealous of him
>That kid who always quoted Internet Flash cartoons
>That kid who thought Linkin Park was the greatest band ever
>That kid who always wore shorts even when it was winter
>That kid who lied about things he found in video games
>That kid who always tried to have witty banter with teachers, but was never funny
>That kid everyone joked would shoot up the school
>>That kid everyone joked would shoot up the school
>ask bullies if they can be sure I won't just bring a gun to school
>they report me to the headmaster
>they stop bullying me
>that kid who was abused at home and bullied at school
>that kid who grew out of his shell and used his pain to become strong
>that kid who's gonna kill all the bully chads in the name of /r9k/
>that kid that stopped attending and nobody knew why
guilty as charged
same here. haven't run into a single one from school despite living in the same town since. probably wouldn't recognize me anyway.
we're just ghosts.
> That kid who always isolated himself at lunch and had frequent thoughts of suicide.
>that kid who thought he could go super sayian by screaming
>that kid who was a memelord before memes were a thing
>we're just ghosts.
that hit pretty hard actually
ghost should be a new /r9k/ term
>that kid who didn't have very many school clothes.
>that kid that would eat gross stuff for approval/$
>that kid that introduced you to weeb shit
>that kid you knew had it hard at home
>that smarmy ass kissing teachers pet
>that kid you know would be gay/dyke eventually but no one else saw it
>that kid with bad hygiene
This is me too
I go to my hometown uni now so I see a few of them sometimes, but I doubt any of them remember me and even if they did I'm not about to spill the last 4 years worth of personal issues to some guy I used to sit 10 feet from
>That kid who threated to kill himself in class because the teacher was being hard on him
>That kid who picked on other kids and eventually got his ass kicked by like 20 peoples older siblings
>That kid who was in shit tier classes but had an iq of 150
>that kid who would eat gross stuff for approval
>that smarmy ass kissing teachers pet
I was both of them. I literally licked congealed blood from a lamb's heart once, ate mints from another kid's mouth/from the ground and kept a sticker some kids found on the ground outside so my best friend wouldn't have to do it (he was dared) and drank a teaspoon of hand sanitizer (the gel kind). I didn't like doing embarrasing dares but eating disgusting shit was my fucking game. That's actually how I became somewhat popular, through madman status
>I'd totally be acing all the advanced classes with no effort if I cared but I just don't try that's why I'm failing remedial algebra
I hate these people
>that kid who plays his 3DS all lecture long but still sits in the middle of the front row every class
I don't understand him
why not sit at the back
why even show up if you're just going to play video games the whole time
>that autist who was winning national math contests but could barely pass any other subject
>that kid with the roller backpack
>that kid who took all her notes on yellow paper
>that kid who came to school with no shoes on
>that kid who lived with their friend instead of their own parents
>that kid who drew shitty comics in class
>that kid who brought floppy disks with home-made gamergate games
>that kid who brought video game manuals to class as proof that he owned the game
>that kid who seemed like a weak beta but beat the shit out of bullies
>That kid who invited the rest of the class into his surgery and gave them a lethal dose of morphine
>>that kid who drew shitty comics in class
it was me and a kid called anthony.
we were planning to sell them for 50p each, all hand drawn, some even personalized.
it lasted two days before I got the teenage depression, dropped out that year. never been the same since
>that kid who got a detention for climbing an electrical tower during recess
>that kid who always lied about cheat codes in video games.
>That kid who accidentally called the teacher "Mom" in class
>that obnoxious fat kid who teamed up with the most evil entity in the universe to end the world
It's because I was admitted into a mental institution, and when I was released I went into a different school and avoided people from the old school forever.
I was also
>that kid who sat in the back, never paid attention in class and instead just drew all over his notebooks
>that kid who always skipped gym class
>that kid who never participated in social activities even if it was required for everyone else
>that kid who always wrote misanthropic messages and drew lewd paintings on the desks and everyone knew it was him because no one was quite as edgy as him.
>>That kid who always wore shorts even when it was winter
yup I wore basketball shorts to school every single day in high school. I played basketball at lunch and didn't want to have to change
Also it was California, it was never below 50 and it almost never rained
Oh fuk, that brings back bad memories.
I fart sometimes when I move and can't really control it, so sometimes when I stood up or shifted aroud in class I'd let a fucking stinker rip like a Beyblade, getting the dirtiest looks from other people.
>that awkward kid who disappeared and you later found out had been busy fighting evil spirits and a wannabe god over in the spirit world
>that polish kid that could barely speak english
>gave everyone the hardest high fives known to man
>bought in a rustlers ready made burger into catering instead of burger ingredients
>everyone only knew one polish word and it was the polish word for slut
>left randomly and everyone says he got deported
>basically everyone does this in high school and college at least once
you obviously never talked with the unpopular kids
>There is literally nothing wrong with cargo pants/shorts.
>you obviously never talked with the unpopular kids
not him but i used to drink heavily during classes all throughout HS to cope with loneliness.
Never got caught either i guess everyone thought i was retarded or something.
good thing i never drank too much.
I disappeared after high school, deleted my facebook, went to a different Uni than most kids at my school went to.
I saw some of my old friends at a CVS, they were all surprised to see me, and told me they had been reminscing about old times with me a couple weeks before. Made me happy for a little while.
>that kid who compared his penis size to the other boys of his class
>that kid who made fun of his classmate's noodle penises in the first grade
That kid was me, kek.
In Jr. High me and my neighbor bud would sneak brandy in a big slam bottle(oldfag). We would get buzzed during lunch mixing it with Dr. Slice from the vending machine.
Now I'm a bipolarbux NEET, and he's in prison.
I wished I had a dad.
>that kid who wore always the same leather jacket on top of a t-shirt in the middle of the fucking winter
>that nigger kid who was dumb as fuck and sometimes a bit of a retarded cunt but you couldn't help but like
>that kid who had Chad body, face and attitude towards things but still managed to stay a robot
>that kid who came at school shitfaced drunk and high on Xanax and got away with it
>that kid who spouted shitty internet memes IRL and made you cringe like a motherfucker in front of everyone
>That kid that brought sushi to school
>That kid who never talked but laughed at everything
>That kid who played his DS during lunch or in the hallway instead of hanging out
>That kid who like pokemon
worst kind of faggot tbqhwy
>>That kid who wore flame shirts and cargo pants every day
Did you go to school with Guy Fieri or something?
>that quiet kid who didn't even hang out with the autists and rejects or the normies
>that kid who tried to talk about manga and anime to a teacher
>that Samoan kid who was 6' 7" and 400 lbs
>that kid who smelled so bad he had to get sent to the nurse
>that kid who took 3+ AP classes and thought that made him superior to everyone
"Fortunately" only the first applies to me.
>MFW being a neckbeard or a weeb will be popular in ~10 years
>that one kid who brough his gameboy and yugioh cards to school
>that one kid who never did his homework but got good grades anyways
>that one kid who used to bully you and acts like your best friend later on
>that one kid who was 3 years older than the rest
>that one kid that spend every break doing his homework
>that one kid who said he couldn't attend PE because he had his period, even though he was male
>that one kid who though wrestling was real
>that one kid who only talked about anime
>that one kid that would pay attention in biology class when the teacher talked about the effects of drugs
>that one kid that predented to have a good attitude but only on front of the teacher
>that one kid that would pick on others but the moment someone picked on him he would go on a rant and tell you that is not ok to pick on others and how they are being assholed
>that one kid who was only nice to you when his friends were absent
>that one kid who was really smart but didn't show it because he didn't want afraid of being wrong
Fuck you too.
Weird how everyone seems to know this one kid.
I mean, it can't be THAT common right?
You frequent those degenerate /bully/ threads don't you?
Nah, I actively avoid them. I'd use the filter but I'm too lazy. cebruz actually makes me angry
A couple weeks ago I was joking around with a friend of mine, and I ended up saying "don't come to school tomorrow. I'm gonna shoot up the school." I got suspended and investigated by the police. Never ever do that in 100,000,000 years.
>That kid who always quoted Internet Flash cartoons
>that kid who pretended to have dead parents when some one told a yo mom joke
the look on her face was priceless
>when you pretend to have dead parents in response to yo momma joke
>she says "oh god so sorry anon, god I'm so sorry do you wanna talk about it?"
>turns out her parents really were dead
>have to pretend your parents are dead for the rest of the year so she wouldn't think you found dead parents to be a funny thing
>tfw was a nerd when it wasn't a good thing
>tfw now a fedora tipping neckbeared weeb
>That one slutty, dumb, lonely that hung around seniors when she was 13
I used to wonder why they were friendly with her. Now I realize that they probably gangbanged her all the time. She was chubby, ugly and dumb, but had giant tits. Kinda regret not slipping her the D.
>I guessed she just did it for attention
You mean, let them gangbang her? well, duh. Why would guys five years older than her give her attention otherwise?
I don't watch anime or manga so I have no idea what a doujin is, but there were a lot of cases of girls like this.
Did that happen a lot where you went to school? Where is that? My school in England wasn't that trashy and the guys and girls she hung out with were only about 1 year older than her. I remember she was always on some pills or medicine though.