Hey Femanons what is the creepiest private message you've

>>26128819

mirin' the bulk on beard bro.

imma cop lemme feel dem titties

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>>26128819
>creepy to a femanon
>"Hey Stacey, I share a class with you and I'm socially akward so I'm sorry if I come off as 'weird'. I really just want to know if you'd give me a chance to take you out to a movie (Ik I'm a bit akward looking and you'll feel kind of embarrassed being seen with me, but it's only one date and most people will forget about it in an hour) and impress you and maybe you'll find that you like me as much as you do."
(10 hours later)
>"Stacey?"
(5 hours later)
>"Can you please just respond yes or no? Because the weekend is almost over and I need to know if I should see the movie by myself or save it for you?
(2 hours later)
>"Stacey?!"
(1 hour later)
>"Plz respond the movies almost here"
(30 mins later)
>":("

OMG, LIKE WHAT A CREEP OMG OMG OMG EWWWW SO DESPERATE #THURST OMG JENNY LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO! HAHAHAHA, I'm posting this ALL OVER FACEBOOK LMAFO!

There's something in the sand

>>26128916
Are there really people who are that socially retarded?

Back when I was 17
> that's really exciting, I'm like twice your age, twice your height and probably twice your weight as well haha
> not implying anything lol
> ;)

this one creepy guy I added from school who never messaged me

>>26129112
how is that creepy, its just rather strange

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I play Dota 2, and I use my microphone often. This leads to a LOT of creepy adds.

I get a lot of third world kids from Peru, Russia, the Philippines, Brazil, usually kids age 10-17, wanting me to be their long distance girlfriend in broken english. "yuo are so beutiful" and stuff like that. It's kinda cute but it also gets uncomfortable and disgusting with their sexual imagery. "yuo are very good player I am from ecuador and I want kiss u neck pretty lady"

>>26129206
I play Dota too(grill). What's your mmr?

>>26129206

just stream on twitch, why not get beta bux while u game if people are jacking it to your voice for free?

for free.

>>26129224
3800, I've been playing for two years though so it's kinda pathetic.

>>26129231
I'm uggo senpai

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>>26128819
Who gives a fuck what they received, stop giving these dumb whores the attention and validation they want.

Dumb cunt, take it to plebbit.

>>26129252

whatever. i say this as a dude who often checks twitch for them qt's, they are making a killing.

not from me tho, kek.

>>26129112
You got wet over it lol

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>>26129206
whats more pathetic,guys this desperate for female attention or ones that realize they will never get any and dont try?

I got one once that was something rambling about men and attraction to women and one line was "I think every man has fantasized about rape at some point."

>>26129252
I'm 3500. I play on a shitty pc so I can't really get any higher. I remember one guy was like I'll buy you can arcana and trying to flirt with me. Fuck yeah I flirted back but no arcana. What a fag

>>26129301
But that's the truth. Women orgasm from rape.

>>26128916
Why not just respond?

>>26129317
Maybe if its a hot guy kek

>>26128819
Why would thise selfish gooks bring dogs to a motherfucking fireworks display? It's like they want to distress their dogs and then piss everyone else around them when they won't stop yapping and running around during the spectacle.

I'm not a femanon but I have a grindr account

at least once a week the same guy messages me about starting a non-sexual relationship where we lift weights together and then give each other a neck massage. He's like 40 though

grindr is creepy as fuck, I odn't even use it to hook up I just use it for creep purposes

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>>26129301
>tfw rape is a turn off for me


feeels bad. there's so much rape porn i cant fap to

>>26129329
I wish I could see you get raped. I wish I could see you tell your dad after that you wanted it. You fucking piece of trash femanon.

>>26129112
lol what are you, 3 feet tall?

>>26129326
because he will latch on and just asking why she said no, what he can do for her to say yes etc

>>26129377
you're>>26129377
turning me on

>>26129326

#justgirlthings

>>26129206
Lol, well at least they don't shout SUKA BLYAD NOOB XAXAXAXA REPROT PLIS. I'd take sexual imagery over that any day

>>26129301
Well it's true. Rape is basically the ultimate power fantasy. Likewise, it's the ultimate submission fantasy for many females. I'm pretty sure that like 95% of people have thought about it and 10% think about it daily.

>>26129206
I'll give you a dota 2 mousepad if you suck my dick

>>26129192
Sounds kinda rape-y.
>>26129317
So do guys, what is your point?

>>26129463
As common of a fantasy as it is, it remains creepy to bring up violent criminal acts in a first message to a stranger

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>tfw the only time you ever received a creepy message was from another girl who was nine years younger than you
I had been spending the day helping kiddos in a game and she thought I was a man.
She kept asking me to marry her and if I thought she was pretty. I tried to roll with it because I didn't want to blow my cover.

>>26129623
why are you pretending to be a man and helping kiddos in some game?

>>26129489
I'll suck your dick if you buy me this:

http://dota2.welovefine.com/alchemist-plush-hat-96.html

>>26129416
Are you an actual femanon though?

>>26129729
if you don't pretend to be a man people will treat you like a woman

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>>26129252
tfw been playing since WC3 and still 4k mmr

>>26129517
You want it so what is the issue exactly?

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>>26128819
>femanons
Femanon is just as meme-y as "Fembot"
take your shit to plebbit.
AND GET OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>26129489
>>26129756
>>26129793
>buying shit
>for a "femanon"
get cucked

>>26129760
abuse me more

>>26129766
As a man who plays a female wow character, getting treated like a woman is not a bad thing.

>>26129729
I enjoy helping others when I can and a lot of younger people played that game.

And >>26129766 pretty much. I never have a mic and always use a male avatar if I'm online.

>>26129906
I just want to hurt femanons and degrade them sexually

>>26129876
for a bj why not?

You will never make a femanon your personal rape toy

>>26128819
>guy is fully clothed
>woman is half naked
what is the fucking point?

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>implying I can get any male attention even on the internet

>>26131265

>implying you're female

>>26129301
>>26129463
I used to think about it but it was never a fantasy with a complete stranger. It was either my bf or husband who did it, and in my way of thinking, I belonged to them anyway so even if I did resist, I wouldn't do anything in the end because I have feelings for them anyway.
Maybe I'd be a bit angry but nothing serious.

As I got older those fantasies seemed extremely stupid. I'd rather be resisting because it's too pleasurable than because he's being violent or forcing me to do something I never wanted to allow.

>>26128916

>apologizing for yourself as you ask for a date

IF this is real that dude needs to figure his shit out.

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>>26128819
Not private, but in freshman year a guy wrote a love poem about me and presented it to my entire class. Everyone knew it was about me. almost had to leave the room due to embarrassment

>>26131290

shit you uncovered my masterplan to pretend to be an undesirable female

>>26131337
>KLK fan

Stupid whore. Stupid fucking whore.

>>26129307

> "im a girl please believe me!"

I've gotten a few edgelords before, but I wouldn't say they frightened me.
The pleading apologetic messages I got from a "friend" who assaulted and repeatedly tried to force sexual contact with me after I fled his house were very pedestrian, as if he were apologizing for any simple mistake contextually disturbing but nothing worth repeating.
This one fag used to spam my blog with anon hate, but he was really bad at it- he only went for the fat thing, which I constantly joke about anyway.

>>26131472

> force sexual contact

Sure

>>26131499
I was saying "no" "get off me" and "stop" he kept coming at me, grabbing at parts of me, and I expressed my displeasure with striking, scratching biting, and he kept coming at me, grabbing my hand and dragging it to his clothed erection.
Maybe he just wanted to wrassle, suffered from temporary deafness, and spontaneously got a hard-on all at once.

>>26128916
Just in that first message there's so many things wrong.
Obviously the girl is not going to respond if he doesn't sell himself a bit.
Gotta show some confidence bro. Even if you don't believe it, the others have to.

>>26131566
And yet you delight in tempting men.

>>26131566
shut up fat cunt

>>26131668
Oh, I see.
Assalamulakim brother, remember that the Us of A has no gibs, please enjoy Swedish hospitality instead.

>>26131566
Sorry to hear that anon.
You should have kicked him in the balls.

>>26131722
Or the shins.

>>26129354
hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down

>>26131337
I remember that video about the dancing bespectacled boy

>>26131566

Add temporary blindness to that list

>>26131849
There's a quality zinger!
Anon, you should be careful about being this funny, the sheer jiggling from my laughter about that last one is really going to fuck up richter measurements in my area.

>>26131923

No problem at all

>>26131704
I just want a fembot who likes rape

>>26129796
>been playing since 2006 and don't even play ranked
(^:

>>26132025

Is female on male rape acceptable?

>>26132025

> likes rape
> likes being forced against their will
> wills to be forced against their will

You really should slit your wrists

>>26132054
How does that work exactly?

>>26132073
Funny since I've dated girls who do that.

Women like rape fantasies. I like women who like rape fantasies.

>>26132074

Some girls with larger clitorises can use them to lasso onto a penis and drag in into the vaginal pit, literally only a kh virgin wouldnt know this

>>26132088

Then its just rough sex

>>26132111
>>26132138
Tell me one thing.

Are you a cosplayer?

Someone once sent me a powerpoint about why i should date him. None of them were good reasons, and this was after i had already let him down as gently as possible in person. I wish i still had it

>>26132054
Yes pls
Gib contact and be my gf

>>26128819
"Hi"

He was ugly.

>>26132237


Yeah sometimes why?

>>26128819
back in high school a weaboo in my study hall used to write me multiple page letters about his innermost feelings. once he wrote and made two copies of a "survey" of about 100 vaguely creepy personal questions (whats your favorite body part, deepest secret, etc), gave me one with his answers written in and a blank one for me to fill out. answers for questions about ideal type all seemed to describe me. i didnt even know him, he never spoke to me out loud, just wordlessly handed me these things

>>26132324

And you obligingly filled yours in with every answer as "chad's raging dick"

>>26132324
And I thought I was inept in affairs of the heart. It's funny that autism paralyzes us with anxiety and here we are, too "busy" trying to work out the objective hierarchy of human supremacy in such a way that we end up on top, as if that will somehow change reality in a fundamental way to make up for our profound inability to connect with others.

>>26132299
I always wanted to hurt and have abusive fucked up sex with a cosplayer. Delicious hate sex.

Please be into sexual humiliation.

>>26132474

Well maybe send a face pic to [email protected] so i can see, probably wont respond

>private message
Someone once made a thread on /v/ with the logo of the college I was at to tell me that they were watching me browse 4chan in the library

>>26132573
>bgates

Nice ruse fembot.

I want your real email.

>>26132437
of course ;^)
nah lol, i was nice to him, its not like i had any friends in that school either
he did recently send me some angry texts because we havent kept in touch post graduation. dont know where he got my number

>>26132604

You got me :^)

Try [email protected]

>>26132573

I got way too drunk and sent a truly heartfelt love letter to bill gates once.

>>26132677
Cosplayers deserve to be raped to death. Especially Yoko and Ryuko ones.

>>26131625
>confidence
You need to be pretty confident to send these kinds of texts, so that's not the problem

>>26131566

same thing happened with me and my female roommate (I'm a guy btw) but I used my superior male strength to over power her and kick her out of my room. Still a bad feeling though.

>>26132324

wtf I did this, except the questions weren't creepy, just like "fav colour" etc

but i did that in grade school

>>26129326
Because no matter what she says he's going to either take it the wrong way or throw a sperg tantrum.
Attractive girls deal with fucking weirdos almost regularly. As if responding to this one robot faggot is worth the trouble.

>>26128819
i used to have an okcupid and someone messaged me asking if my armpits were hairy and if i would let him shave them.

>>26131212
Women dress to satisfy men. Men typically dress however the fuck they want. Feels good

>>26133021
>if i would let him shave them.
Pleb t.b.h

>that dog has been turned into chinese food by now

>>26132622
lol what goes through someone's heads when they act like this? Why would he think you would be receptive to his creepy tactics?

>>26131265
Calling your bluff. You know have my attention. What are you gonna do about it?

>>26129206
I claim to be a KHV on r9k but in reality I met the only girl I've gotten intimate with playing Dota. I added her and we really hit it off but tbqh when we would "chill" irl I wish she would just leave LMAO. The whole relationship thing really doesn't click for me. But I guess my point to you is you just don't know who is really behind the "creepy add" it may be someone you may be interested in.

>>26132074
There are means of having sex with someone against their will that don't involve physically overpowering them. Also the penis has a mind of its own.

>>26132585
That sounds kinda funny. If I ever catch someone browsing 4chan again I'll do this to fuck with them.

When I told some guy I played soccer he asked me how much I sweat into my shorts. He was obsessed with me sweating into my shorts.

Relatively tame I guess but still creepy to me.

>>26134591
Well anon?
How much do you sweat into your shorts?

Before I realised I wasn't really into sex and relationships I had a dating profile that said I was into BDSM. The messages from those kinds of people were always disturbing, but there was one dude in particular that really freaked me out.

I can't remember the exact words and the messages are long gone but it was basically this big detailed plan of how he would mock-kidnap me and drive me out into the country and ""rape"" me.

And I sent him back something like "lol I want to get fucked not murdered" and he got SUPER defensive about it and wouldn't stop messaging me about how he wasn't a murderer for weeks after I stopped replying.

It was really weird and what made me delete my account. I'm just glad I hadn't used a picture showing my face.

>>26134796
STOP IT. I SWEAT AN AVERAGE AMOUNT.

>>26134866
Show us family