Hey Femanons what is the creepiest private message you've ever received?.
>creepy to a femanon
>"Hey Stacey, I share a class with you and I'm socially akward so I'm sorry if I come off as 'weird'. I really just want to know if you'd give me a chance to take you out to a movie (Ik I'm a bit akward looking and you'll feel kind of embarrassed being seen with me, but it's only one date and most people will forget about it in an hour) and impress you and maybe you'll find that you like me as much as you do."
(10 hours later)
(5 hours later)
>"Can you please just respond yes or no? Because the weekend is almost over and I need to know if I should see the movie by myself or save it for you?
(2 hours later)
(1 hour later)
>"Plz respond the movies almost here"
(30 mins later)
OMG, LIKE WHAT A CREEP OMG OMG OMG EWWWW SO DESPERATE #THURST OMG JENNY LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO! HAHAHAHA, I'm posting this ALL OVER FACEBOOK LMAFO!
I play Dota 2, and I use my microphone often. This leads to a LOT of creepy adds.
I get a lot of third world kids from Peru, Russia, the Philippines, Brazil, usually kids age 10-17, wanting me to be their long distance girlfriend in broken english. "yuo are so beutiful" and stuff like that. It's kinda cute but it also gets uncomfortable and disgusting with their sexual imagery. "yuo are very good player I am from ecuador and I want kiss u neck pretty lady"
Who gives a fuck what they received, stop giving these dumb whores the attention and validation they want.
Dumb cunt, take it to plebbit.
whats more pathetic,guys this desperate for female attention or ones that realize they will never get any and dont try?
I'm 3500. I play on a shitty pc so I can't really get any higher. I remember one guy was like I'll buy you can arcana and trying to flirt with me. Fuck yeah I flirted back but no arcana. What a fag
Why would thise selfish gooks bring dogs to a motherfucking fireworks display? It's like they want to distress their dogs and then piss everyone else around them when they won't stop yapping and running around during the spectacle.
I'm not a femanon but I have a grindr account
at least once a week the same guy messages me about starting a non-sexual relationship where we lift weights together and then give each other a neck massage. He's like 40 though
grindr is creepy as fuck, I odn't even use it to hook up I just use it for creep purposes
>tfw rape is a turn off for me
feeels bad. there's so much rape porn i cant fap to
Well it's true. Rape is basically the ultimate power fantasy. Likewise, it's the ultimate submission fantasy for many females. I'm pretty sure that like 95% of people have thought about it and 10% think about it daily.
>tfw the only time you ever received a creepy message was from another girl who was nine years younger than you
I had been spending the day helping kiddos in a game and she thought I was a man.
She kept asking me to marry her and if I thought she was pretty. I tried to roll with it because I didn't want to blow my cover.
Femanon is just as meme-y as "Fembot"
take your shit to plebbit.
AND GET OFF MY BOARD!
>for a "femanon"
>implying I can get any male attention even on the internet
I used to think about it but it was never a fantasy with a complete stranger. It was either my bf or husband who did it, and in my way of thinking, I belonged to them anyway so even if I did resist, I wouldn't do anything in the end because I have feelings for them anyway.
Maybe I'd be a bit angry but nothing serious.
As I got older those fantasies seemed extremely stupid. I'd rather be resisting because it's too pleasurable than because he's being violent or forcing me to do something I never wanted to allow.
Not private, but in freshman year a guy wrote a love poem about me and presented it to my entire class. Everyone knew it was about me. almost had to leave the room due to embarrassment
I've gotten a few edgelords before, but I wouldn't say they frightened me.
The pleading apologetic messages I got from a "friend" who assaulted and repeatedly tried to force sexual contact with me after I fled his house were very pedestrian, as if he were apologizing for any simple mistake contextually disturbing but nothing worth repeating.
This one fag used to spam my blog with anon hate, but he was really bad at it- he only went for the fat thing, which I constantly joke about anyway.
I was saying "no" "get off me" and "stop" he kept coming at me, grabbing at parts of me, and I expressed my displeasure with striking, scratching biting, and he kept coming at me, grabbing my hand and dragging it to his clothed erection.
Maybe he just wanted to wrassle, suffered from temporary deafness, and spontaneously got a hard-on all at once.
Just in that first message there's so many things wrong.
Obviously the girl is not going to respond if he doesn't sell himself a bit.
Gotta show some confidence bro. Even if you don't believe it, the others have to.
There's a quality zinger!
Anon, you should be careful about being this funny, the sheer jiggling from my laughter about that last one is really going to fuck up richter measurements in my area.
Someone once sent me a powerpoint about why i should date him. None of them were good reasons, and this was after i had already let him down as gently as possible in person. I wish i still had it
back in high school a weaboo in my study hall used to write me multiple page letters about his innermost feelings. once he wrote and made two copies of a "survey" of about 100 vaguely creepy personal questions (whats your favorite body part, deepest secret, etc), gave me one with his answers written in and a blank one for me to fill out. answers for questions about ideal type all seemed to describe me. i didnt even know him, he never spoke to me out loud, just wordlessly handed me these things
And I thought I was inept in affairs of the heart. It's funny that autism paralyzes us with anxiety and here we are, too "busy" trying to work out the objective hierarchy of human supremacy in such a way that we end up on top, as if that will somehow change reality in a fundamental way to make up for our profound inability to connect with others.
of course ;^)
nah lol, i was nice to him, its not like i had any friends in that school either
he did recently send me some angry texts because we havent kept in touch post graduation. dont know where he got my number
same thing happened with me and my female roommate (I'm a guy btw) but I used my superior male strength to over power her and kick her out of my room. Still a bad feeling though.
Because no matter what she says he's going to either take it the wrong way or throw a sperg tantrum.
Attractive girls deal with fucking weirdos almost regularly. As if responding to this one robot faggot is worth the trouble.
I claim to be a KHV on r9k but in reality I met the only girl I've gotten intimate with playing Dota. I added her and we really hit it off but tbqh when we would "chill" irl I wish she would just leave LMAO. The whole relationship thing really doesn't click for me. But I guess my point to you is you just don't know who is really behind the "creepy add" it may be someone you may be interested in.
Before I realised I wasn't really into sex and relationships I had a dating profile that said I was into BDSM. The messages from those kinds of people were always disturbing, but there was one dude in particular that really freaked me out.
I can't remember the exact words and the messages are long gone but it was basically this big detailed plan of how he would mock-kidnap me and drive me out into the country and ""rape"" me.
And I sent him back something like "lol I want to get fucked not murdered" and he got SUPER defensive about it and wouldn't stop messaging me about how he wasn't a murderer for weeks after I stopped replying.
It was really weird and what made me delete my account. I'm just glad I hadn't used a picture showing my face.